Rincewind Posted 24 June 2015 Posted 24 June 2015 http://smashinglife.co.uk/55-year-old-wheelchair-dwarf-tasered-jailed-impersonating-dalek/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork
separator Posted 24 June 2015 Posted 24 June 2015 Canadian Police broadcast sex chat from a helicopter... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33253979
Wymsey Posted 1 July 2015 Posted 1 July 2015 Racist, but still quite funny: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33347866
Steven Posted 2 July 2015 Posted 2 July 2015 Thousands lose power when naked woman crashes into Seattle-area utility pole (but no pictures) http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/19/us-usa-crash-washington-idUSKBN0OZ25020150619
Rincewind Posted 2 July 2015 Posted 2 July 2015 Not so much amusing story as a funny statement from DC in PQT. Just saw a clip where Dennis Skinner was asking where mineworkers pension money had gone and DC said 'unlike the last government we have..... You are slipping David. It was you that led the last government. You cannot keep blaming governments that were in power over ten years ago.
Captain... Posted 2 July 2015 Posted 2 July 2015 Racist, but still quite funny: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-33347866 It's not racist, it is image recognition software, it compares your image to thousands of others, and if your image comes back as gorilla, then maybe you have to accept that either the software is wrong, it is classifying dogs as horses, or you look a little bit like a gorilla. There is no racism involved, unless the app suddenly started throwing bananas at her and not letting her sit down on the bus.
Rincewind Posted 2 July 2015 Posted 2 July 2015 I dread to think what I'd be portrayed as. I'd take it in good spirit and not be offended.
Wymsey Posted 3 July 2015 Posted 3 July 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33376376 lol
Jattdogg Posted 4 July 2015 Posted 4 July 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33376376 lol How embarassing that guy must have felt. I hope that was a wake up call he needed to turn his life around for the better. Still funny.
Parafox Posted 5 July 2015 Posted 5 July 2015 Canadian Police broadcast sex chat from a helicopter... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33253979 Do you think they were comparing "choppers"?
The Doctor Posted 7 July 2015 Posted 7 July 2015 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/shaggy-claims-his-music-is-so-emotional-isis-would-stop-beheading-people-if-they-listened-to-it-10370737.html “But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.” He then reasons that were Isis to listen to his music – such as his new tune "Go F**k Yourself" – they might quit terrorism all together.
Wymsey Posted 8 July 2015 Posted 8 July 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-33436439 Seems quite intentional...
Carl the Llama Posted 9 July 2015 Posted 9 July 2015 Publican starts his own bus stop by putting up a sign... and buses started stopping there http://quirker.co.uk/story/pub-landlord-finds-a-bus-stop-in-a-hedge-and-doubles-his-takings
separator Posted 10 July 2015 Posted 10 July 2015 Boyband member passes out after wearing 12 layers of clothes to avoid an excess baggage fee with Easyjet. http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/10/dude-passes-out-on-easyjet-flight-after-wearing-12-layers-of-clothes-to-avoid-excess-baggage-5289189/
isaidno Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/Woman-pleasuring-sex-toy-Cirencester-crash/story-26891580-detail/story.html
purpleronnie Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197 Grimsby Town inflatable shark attack fan convicted Kenneth Meech described the prosecution as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" A Grimsby Town fan has been found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark. Kenneth Meech, 51, of Alexandra Road, Cleethorpes, watched his club win 3-1 at Barnet in a Conference game on 21 February. Willesden Magistrates' Court heard he assaulted Barnet steward Cgagi Gladyng as he celebrated the victory. Meech, who was among nearly 1,000 fans who travelled to The Hive stadium, denied a charge of common assault. Mr Gladyng, 59, told the court he was hurt by the inflatable which was being waved "like an axe" and described the three blows to his head "as like being hit by a roll of paper". He said he became frightened as the Grimsby Town fans surged towards the pitch. 'A bit deflated'Meech was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £700 in costs, compensation of £100 and a victim surcharge. He was not made the subject of a football banning order. Speaking after the sentencing, he claimed the prosecution was a "waste of the taxpayer's money". "I'm a bit deflated, to be honest," he said. "Very surprised and shocked by the verdict, but got to respect what the court has said. "I think if this didn't happen at football I wouldn't be here today, I'm sure of that." ---------------------------------------------------- I think we can all sleep safely knowing the courts are dealing with such serious crimes harshly.
MPH Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-33509197 Grimsby Town inflatable shark attack fan convicted Kenneth Meech described the prosecution as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" A Grimsby Town fan has been found guilty of assaulting a football steward with an inflatable shark. Kenneth Meech, 51, of Alexandra Road, Cleethorpes, watched his club win 3-1 at Barnet in a Conference game on 21 February. Willesden Magistrates' Court heard he assaulted Barnet steward Cgagi Gladyng as he celebrated the victory. Meech, who was among nearly 1,000 fans who travelled to The Hive stadium, denied a charge of common assault. Mr Gladyng, 59, told the court he was hurt by the inflatable which was being waved "like an axe" and described the three blows to his head "as like being hit by a roll of paper". He said he became frightened as the Grimsby Town fans surged towards the pitch.'A bit deflated'Meech was given a 12-month conditional discharge and ordered to pay £700 in costs, compensation of £100 and a victim surcharge. He was not made the subject of a football banning order. Speaking after the sentencing, he claimed the prosecution was a "waste of the taxpayer's money". "I'm a bit deflated, to be honest," he said. "Very surprised and shocked by the verdict, but got to respect what the court has said. "I think if this didn't happen at football I wouldn't be here today, I'm sure of that." ---------------------------------------------------- I think we can all sleep safely knowing the courts are dealing with such serious crimes harshly. Looks a bit like simon charles
Jattdogg Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Stupid twat. Im sure the steward wasnt realllllly hurt but this type of idiotic behavior deserves a fine. Maybe he will think twice next time and just shag the shark at home instead. Thats not a crime. Waste of court time i agree. Maybe he should foot the bill for it seeing as its his dumb fault for being there in the first point.
Wymsey Posted 15 July 2015 Posted 15 July 2015 Isn't Lamby in the US currently? Might explain this...: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109
Carl the Llama Posted 15 July 2015 Posted 15 July 2015 Isn't Lamby in the US currently? Might explain this...: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33541109
Jimothy Posted 16 July 2015 Posted 16 July 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-33541502
Wymsey Posted 16 July 2015 Posted 16 July 2015 I presume that's the actual squirrel? Might take a few more days to recover, looking at the colour of his feet/legs.
Jimothy Posted 16 July 2015 Posted 16 July 2015 I presume that's the actual squirrel? Might take a few more days to recover, looking at the colour of his feet/legs. No the captions say "Picture posed for by a model"
Rincewind Posted 16 July 2015 Posted 16 July 2015 I wonder after he drank some thought I like that I want more. Saw a bloke a while back giving his dog a sip of beer out of his glass. He was going beserk and kept looking up to be given more. TBF the bloke did limit the amount. The dog was shing itself and wagging his tail so obviously enjoyed it.
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