ozleicester Posted 19 January 2015 Posted 19 January 2015 Man pulls his trousers down and tries to have sex with a postbox.Obviously thought it was a Tinder box. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-tries-sex-postbox-busy-4989108?ICID=FB_mirror_main Everyone knows red is the colour of tarts.. that fvcking post box was asking for it!
ScouseFox Posted 27 January 2015 Posted 27 January 2015 Asda criminals steal DVDs by posting them to themselves - from INSIDE the store http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/asda-criminals-steal-dvds-posting-8526826 genius
Merging Cultures Posted 6 February 2015 Posted 6 February 2015 Amusing/Interesting News... or absolute cvnt? Brian Williams lied about being shot down in a Helicopter in Iraq. Forced to 'apologise'. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/02/05/brian-williams-lied-about-his-copter-being-shot-down-in-iraq/
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 February 2015 Posted 6 February 2015 Poundland buying the 99p storechain for £55 million. Might be the time to set up some 98p shops.
separator Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 Comedian applies for the next series of The Apprentice and is offered an audition. His business idea is a Jamiroquai virtual insanity theme park in Leicester http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31127861
Rincewind Posted 9 February 2015 Posted 9 February 2015 I think they will withdraw the invitation now the story has gone public. They may invite the majority of applicants to start with. Unfortunately some of the duff ones get through.
Steven Posted 12 February 2015 Posted 12 February 2015 What the woman who ate yoghurt made from her own vagina has to say http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/what-the-woman-who-ate-yoghurt-made-from-her-own-vagina-has-to-say--gJVN8tGrhx
Carl the Llama Posted 14 February 2015 Posted 14 February 2015 It’s weird we don’t know much more about vaginal flora than we do considering how important it is. If that isn't on the tinder thread by the time I get home tomorrow, I won't be able to even.
davieG Posted 16 February 2015 Posted 16 February 2015 Not sure what category this is maybe even Hottest Celebs Remember when we were younger and hula hoops were so much fun! They gave us a little bit of exercise, but we would always try to see who could go the longest without dropping their hula hoop. We’d try spinning them on our arms, legs, waist, and neck. Well this woman has decided to take her hula hooping skills to another level. They call her Katie Sunshine, and she is full of amazing artistic ideas! But what she decided to do with a hollow hula hoop and some paint is pretty amazing. Yes, it’s very messy so if you decided to give this one a try, make sure you cover up anything you don’t want covered in paint!
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 February 2015 Posted 16 February 2015 What the woman who ate yoghurt made from her own vagina has to say http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/what-the-woman-who-ate-yoghurt-made-from-her-own-vagina-has-to-say--gJVN8tGrhx Was that in the Culture section?
bovril Posted 16 February 2015 Posted 16 February 2015 Davie what were you searching for on youtube when you came across this?
davieG Posted 16 February 2015 Posted 16 February 2015 Davie what were you searching for on youtube when you came across this? A female relative posted it on facebook.
Webbo Posted 16 February 2015 Posted 16 February 2015 A female relative posted it on facebook. Yeah right. I'm sure we all believe that.
Mike Oxlong Posted 16 February 2015 Posted 16 February 2015 Not sure what category this is maybe even Hottest Celebs Remember when we were younger and hula hoops were so much fun! They gave us a little bit of exercise, but we would always try to see who could go the longest without dropping their hula hoop. We’d try spinning them on our arms, legs, waist, and neck. Well this woman has decided to take her hula hooping skills to another level. They call her Katie Sunshine, and she is full of amazing artistic ideas! But what she decided to do with a hollow hula hoop and some paint is pretty amazing. Yes, it’s very messy so if you decided to give this one a try, make sure you cover up anything you don’t want covered in paint! Davie, do they have a topless version? My nephew was asking!
Alf Bentley Posted 18 February 2015 Posted 18 February 2015 “By the time I was completely stoned I felt utterly bereft,” he continued. “I felt as if my soul had been wrenched from my body. There was no one in my world. I felt I had lost all control and had only the vaguest awareness of who I was and what on earth I was doing. I cascaded into a very, very, dark place, the darkest mental place I have ever been. I was frightened, paranoid, and felt physically and mentally wrapped in a dense blanket of fog.” ....and then Jon Snow had to present Channel 4 News http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jon-snow-describes-moment-he-got-stoned-on-two-huge-balloons-of-skunk--and-the-terrifying-fourhour-come-down-10051712.html
sphericalfox Posted 18 February 2015 Posted 18 February 2015 “By the time I was completely stoned I felt utterly bereft,” he continued. “I felt as if my soul had been wrenched from my body. There was no one in my world. I felt I had lost all control and had only the vaguest awareness of who I was and what on earth I was doing. I cascaded into a very, very, dark place, the darkest mental place I have ever been. I was frightened, paranoid, and felt physically and mentally wrapped in a dense blanket of fog.” ....and then Jon Snow had to present Channel 4 News http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jon-snow-describes-moment-he-got-stoned-on-two-huge-balloons-of-skunk--and-the-terrifying-fourhour-come-down-10051712.html Whomever convinced Jon Snow that he'd be reet after slamming two bags of skunk vape is a cruel bastard. Knowing that he'd have to get in an MRI machine, something that some people have issues with in the first place, that's just mean. I'm not convinced that this trial study has been done correctly on this basis, unless this was a one off outside the study, but not really indicative evidence of the proposed theory. I do hope the programme will be a better and more objective and realistic reportage of this topic. Of all the terrestrial channels you'd think Channel 4 would at least attempt to do this right.
Buce Posted 18 February 2015 Posted 18 February 2015 It says more about Jon Snow's head than it does about the weed.
Captain... Posted 18 February 2015 Posted 18 February 2015 Not sure what category this is maybe even Hottest Celebs Remember when we were younger and hula hoops were so much fun! They gave us a little bit of exercise, but we would always try to see who could go the longest without dropping their hula hoop. We’d try spinning them on our arms, legs, waist, and neck. Well this woman has decided to take her hula hooping skills to another level. They call her Katie Sunshine, and she is full of amazing artistic ideas! But what she decided to do with a hollow hula hoop and some paint is pretty amazing. Yes, it’s very messy so if you decided to give this one a try, make sure you cover up anything you don’t want covered in paint! I'd paint her hoop...
bovril Posted 18 February 2015 Posted 18 February 2015 I'd splatter my Jackson Pollocks on her midriff.
Vacamion Posted 18 February 2015 Posted 18 February 2015 Have just seen the Joe Biden #VeepCreep stuff on Twitter. There's no way a politician could act like that in the UK and get away with it.
ramboacdc Posted 19 February 2015 Posted 19 February 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/lets-just-go-frozen-superfan-5188483#ICID=sharebar_twitter This is the hilarious moment a desperate Frozen fanatic pleads with her father to let her STEAL an Elsa doll. The child is making her way towards the exit of the shop, toy in hand, when he father explains that he cannot afford to buy her the toy today. But that isn't getting in the way of this Disney fanatic getting what she wants. Her father explains: "Daddy doesn’t have the money for that one right now." She replies: "Let’s just take it." The dad tries to convince the child that he should spend the money on a TV instead. However she isn't having any of it, growling: "We already have one in the living-room." The video ends before we can see if she made a break for it, or managed to convince her father to make the purchase.
Mike Oxlong Posted 20 February 2015 Posted 20 February 2015 A Swedish woman living in the UK was told her name – Fanny – was 'not valid' when she tried to apply for a loyalty card at Sainsbury's. Fanny Carlsson, from Uddevalla in Sweden, said she found the decision, presumably made because of the connotations between her first name and a woman's private parts, "amusing" – and said she had reapplied using her middle name, Linnéa, instead. The story has gone viral in Sweden, after she tweeted a screen shot of the supermarket's online application form. "Because I already knew what 'Fanny' meant before I moved to England, I have chosen to call myself Linnéa at work," the 19-year-old told The Local. "It's pretty much only when I talk to Swedes that I use my first name." Ms Carlsson added: "My parents already knew I had had some problems with my name, so they're mainly just happy they gave me a middle name that works better!" Nectar, which manages Sainsbury's loyalty cards, said in a statement: "Like many companies we block a number of words on the Nectar website. We are sorry for the inconvenience caused to this particular customer and are reviewing this going forward.”
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