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Balotelli.

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How can you not love this man?

Mario Ballotelli :

Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

£10,000 in parking fines

Car impounded 27 times

£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team

Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside

Rescued a child from bullying

Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager

Threw water balloons at Serie A meeting

Started a fight with 4 bouncers, after breaking the no touching rule at a strip club

Thinks milk with tea is strange

Bibotelli saga

Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and wrote it off within a week

Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say "Balotelli will see you now."

Sent to John Lewis by his mother to buy essentials for the house, like an ironing board Came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and Scalectrix

Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez at training

Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for inter

Went on TV in an AC shirt with his name on while at inter

U21s game for Italy, kicks a swedish player while he's down and proceeds to just sit on the pitch ignoring the opposition and the referee for about a minute.

Is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it

He winked at Ferdinand at the semi final of the FA cup and celebrate in front of the Man U fans.

After the FA cup final, on live TV, says "This season I have been s***. Can I say that?"

Was stopped by police driving round Hulme (a real craphole) in his maserati with £25,000 cash on the passenger seat. When asked why he said "because I'm rich"

Had to go off at half time in a game in Ukraine due to an allergy to the pitch

Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had won

Once broke up with a girlfriend via text while she was presenting a live television show

Slept with a model while his girlfriend was asleep downstairs

*** mental chicken hat

When he won the European Golden Boy trophy, said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere

Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second

Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around

Swore on live TV after the FA cup final

Attempted a roulette back heel shot against LA Galaxy and missed

Connections with the Naples Mafia, he even testified in court at a Mafia trial

Brought iPad to bench during International friendly.

Set house on fire using fireworks

Said only Messi is "a little stronger" than him, and he is better than all other players

"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kitman Chappy

Drove around Manchester high fiving city fans from his car the day after >1-6 United Drubbing

Became the face of a firework safety campaign days after setting his house on fire

Hands £20 notes out to strangers when in Manchester

Chanted Rooney! Rooney! at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne

Italy were showing off their brand new home kit. After half time, Balotelli came out for the second half, having for no apparent reason changed into the old kit. Nobody else on the pitch had changed.

Turned the landscaped back garden of his rented mansion in to a quad bike race track.

Some of these are just incredible.

Didn't know who Jack Wilshere was so he decided to find out so he could remind him he came second lol Chanting 'Rooney' at Wayne's prozzie lol Sat on the pitch ignoring everyone after being sent off lol Throwing darts at the youth team lol

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Some of these are just incredible.

Didn't know who Jack Wilshere was so he decided to find out so he could remind him he came second lol Chanting 'Rooney' at Wayne's prozzie lol Sat on the pitch ignoring everyone after being sent off lol Throwing darts at the youth team lol

So many of them are fake or embellished though. He confirms a lot of them aren't real in his interview with Noel Gallagher.

Obviously a great character and I find him hilarious. Enormous amount of talent and it's frustrating to see that he'll probably never fulfill it due to his petulance.

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Some of these are just incredible.

Didn't know who Jack Wilshere was so he decided to find out so he could remind him he came second lol Chanting 'Rooney' at Wayne's prozzie lol Sat on the pitch ignoring everyone after being sent off lol Throwing darts at the youth team lol

He has said befire at least 80% of these stories that circulate are bullshit.

For example he had his photograph taken with a Camorra Mob boss and it turns into he's 'connected' to the mafia and testified in court.... :rolleyes:

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Balotelli is a massive bellend - that's pretty clear to everyone.

What he did today was massively unprofessional. What I don't understand is that no-one in the media reports I've seen has commented on how unprofessional Mancini has also been. So Balo nobbled Scott Sinclair - is it a manager's place to go steaming in and get involved in a scrap with one of his own players?

Think Mancini has ****ed up just as badly as MB here if not more so. If I was one of City's owners I'd have him straight in to find out how the **** he let it get to that point.

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Balotelli is a massive bellend - that's pretty clear to everyone.

What he did today was massively unprofessional. What I don't understand is that no-one in the media reports I've seen has commented on how unprofessional Mancini has also been. So Balo nobbled Scott Sinclair - is it a manager's place to go steaming in and get involved in a scrap with one of his own players?

Think Mancini has ****ed up just as badly as MB here if not more so. If I was one of City's owners I'd have him straight in to find out how the **** he let it get to that point.

To be fair you know literally zilch about what's happened other than there's been an 'altercation;.

Mancini may have given him a telling off and he's just mouthed back at him and stormed off. If so Mancini would be well within his rights to bollock him.On the other hand, fvck all might have happened and this is yet another thing that's blown way out of proportion.

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If he was your team mate you would of belted him a while ago.

Apparently he got into a fight with Kompany after the Arsenal game last season.

Such a waste of talent, he has all the attributes of a top striker.

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Apparently he got into a fight with Kompany after the Arsenal game last season.

Such a waste of talent, he has all the attributes of a top striker.

He's also had an "altercation" with Yaya Toure apparently, albeit a year or two ago.

Personally I don't rate him that highly. The times I've watched him play once live and the rest on TV he's not impressed me. He's lazy, he throws a strop if he doesn't get the ball and he loses his cool so quickly that if something doesn't go his way he'll do something stupid & rash & get sent off.

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Heres a question, would you have Balotelli at Leicester if he was on say, 30k per week?

Without a doubt. He's would provide us with the odd belter of a goal and a few laughs too

balotelli in > more fans > more money > better players > promotion > better players > sell-out crowds > more money > better players > Premier League success > bigger stadium > more fans > more money > better players > qualify for CL > more money > better players > Premier League winners > Champions League winners > Messi in.

:pearson:

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Without a doubt. He's would provide us with the odd belter of a goal and a few laughs too

balotelli in > more fans > more money > better players > promotion > better players > sell-out crowds > more money > better players > Premier League success > bigger stadium > more fans > more money > better players > qualify for CL > more money > better players > Premier League winners > Champions League winners > Messi in.

:pearson:

Balotelli at Leicester would provide enormous mirth and merriment.

Right up to the point that he annoys Nige and gets beaten like a ginger step-child.

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Balotelli at centre of racist remark by Milan vice-president.

Mario Balotelli has found himself at the centre of a racism storm in Italyafter the Milan vice-president Paolo Berlusconi described him as "the family's little nigger".

Berlusconi, the younger brother of the former Italian prime minister Silvio, who is Milan's president, described Balotelli as "negretto di famiglia" at a political meeting in Monza and was filmed by reporters.

The clip, which is being featured on the website of the Italian newspaper La Repubblica, shows him saying: "OK, we are all off to see the family's little nigger. He's a crazy head. All the young ladies are invited as well – you can even have a chance to meet the president [silvio Berlusconi]."

The comments have caused outrage in Italy, especially after the Milan midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng won plaudits from Silvio Berlusconi for walking off the pitch after being racially abused during a friendly in January.

Paolo Berlusconi was attending a rally for a candidate for his brother's right-wing People of Freedom party when he made the remark.

Italian-born Balotelli joined Milan from Manchester City on transfer deadline day in January and scored twice on his debut against Udinese at the weekend.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/06/mario-balotelli-racist-remark-milan

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