21st Century Fox Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 Fill a sock with batteries and take a swing at him, let him know you rule the courtyard... I may have this confused with prison, I'm sure the same principle applies though.
whoareyaaa Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 If he trys to give it the large just go Jo Pesci on him
foxfanazer Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 If he trys to give it the large just go Jo Pesci on him You're a funny guy
jonthefox Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 I have a new boss starting today. For a variety of reasons I haven't had a direct boss for 10 months which sounds fun but grows a bit tiresome after a while. I've forgotten how to interact with people more senior than me. I need all the best advice and tips you can give me, and if this thread hasn't descended into farce by the end of the first page I will be VERY dissappointed. First question - do I wear red, green, or blue chinos today? Job done.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 Poo in his mouth and slap him on the fanny. Then take him for a coffee
1964FOX Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 Tell him your hero is Red Robbo and at the slightest hint of him doing anything you don't like shout "Everybody out"
jonthefox Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 Tell him you're hero is Red Robbo and at the slightest hint of him doing anything you don't like shout "Everybody out" Your showing your age there.
Tielemans63 Posted 3 September 2012 Posted 3 September 2012 Casualy leave these on your desk and offer your new boss one for free as a welcome gift.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 4 September 2012 Posted 4 September 2012 Just do anything the guys on Workaholics do
ozleicester Posted 4 September 2012 Posted 4 September 2012 Well, come on. How did it go? Can we assume you took some of the (incredibly useful) advice proffered on here and you are either... Unemployed and no longer have access to the internet Now the Boss and no longer have time for the internet If you followed any of the suggestions here... Pics or gtfo
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 September 2012 Posted 5 September 2012 I hope to high heaven you'd grown a 'stache before meeting this chap, everyone knows a Selleck like clit-tickler makes you look assertive, domineering and promotable. Your boss will treat you as an office inhabiting adonis. *also a soul-patch would promote metrosexuality.
MPH Posted 5 September 2012 Posted 5 September 2012 Wear condoms on your earings. preferably used ones.
Zingari Posted 5 September 2012 Posted 5 September 2012 Tell him your hero is Red Robbo and at the slightest hint of him doing anything you don't like shout "Everybody out" Wasn't that Miriam Karlin's catchphrase in the tv sitcom "the Rag Trade" ? Edit; I thought this was going to be a Pearson out thread
1964FOX Posted 5 September 2012 Posted 5 September 2012 Wasn't that Miriam Karlin's catchphrase in the tv sitcom "the Rag Trade" ? Edit; I thought this was going to be a Pearson out thread Yes it was
Parafox Posted 6 September 2012 Posted 6 September 2012 Walks into office Boss: Hi, take a seat. Sits, picks up picture frame from desk You: Oh is this your kid? Boss: Yes that's my special little man You: mmmmmmm he'll be ripening soon... Boss: Pardon?! You: Oh nothing... does he have a nanny or something? Boss: No my wife looks after him during the day. You: Oh that's nice... is she with him all day? Boss: ... Yes. You: So he's not left unattended at anytime? Boss: I think we're done here now. You: Where do you live? Boss: Get out. Gets up to leave Boss: and leave the photo! Places photo frame back on desk You: I'm going to be in the bathroom for a while if anyone needs me. Leaves Brilliant lol
Alexikokopops Posted 12 September 2012 Author Posted 12 September 2012 IMPORTANT UPDATE: I've just discovered he was in the away end for the 3-3 Arsenal draw at Filbo.
pSinatra Posted 12 September 2012 Posted 12 September 2012 IMPORTANT UPDATE: I've just discovered he was in the away end for the 3-3 Arsenal draw at Filbo. A mutual respect for Steve Walsh is important in any relationship......working or otherwise
I am Rod Hull Posted 12 September 2012 Posted 12 September 2012 IMPORTANT UPDATE: I've just discovered he was in the away end for the 3-3 Arsenal draw at Filbo. Point at your watch and start whistling just before you finish.
Captain... Posted 12 September 2012 Posted 12 September 2012 Point at your watch and start whistling just before you finish. Or always be 5 minutes late for everything, citing injury time as the reason.
Corky Posted 12 September 2012 Posted 12 September 2012 IMPORTANT UPDATE: I've just discovered he was in the away end for the 3-3 Arsenal draw at Filbo. Would he have rather been near the Family Stand or the Kop?
Kitchandro Posted 12 September 2012 Posted 12 September 2012 Or always be 5 minutes late for everything, citing injury time as the reason. And if he confronts you at the end of the day start on him
Darkon84 Posted 12 September 2012 Posted 12 September 2012 Not the greatest sketch in the world, but this thread reminded me of it haha.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 13 September 2012 Posted 13 September 2012 I hope to high heaven you'd grown a 'stache before meeting this chap, everyone knows a Selleck like clit-tickler makes you look assertive, domineering and promotable. Your boss will treat you as an office inhabiting adonis. *also a soul-patch would promote metrosexuality. Alex with a 'stache would look more like this
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