16-year-old Aaron Hassall set to sign for Leicester City.

[sphericalfox]

Five figures? Get a grip Terry you'll break the bank!

[jonthefox]

What position does he play?. First one to say wingmaker gets a slap.

[theessexfox]

He's a real engine room 

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

I hope the lad does well for us, and makes the big time.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I heard he's been dubbed the "Messi of the Valleys" in some quarters. Finners, can you confirm?

[jamesmilner]

will he jet a shirt number ?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That's not even a pun! You've just crowbared the word jet in there, be like going:

"I wonder what he had for breakfast, aeroplanes on toast is my guess"

[Howard9]

Ha

[Finnaldo]

Honestly lads these puns are getting Boeing now...

[Stadt]

Honestly lads these puns are getting Boeing now...

Let's hope he doesn't go MH370 like our other welsh player

[Xen]

I b-etihad no trouble making his mind up to come here...

[separator]

Must be a dream (liner) come true for the lad.

[Nalis]

He's only a 16 year old lad so he shouldn't have any excess baggage.

[Carl the Llama]

Planes.

[theessexfox]

So when's he gonna check in? 

[StanSP]

Wonder if he terrorises defences

[benpicko]

This thread is planeful to read

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I sure hope he's not exceeded the allowance for hand luggage or he could find himself in a spot of bother at theoretical departure gates.

 

I'm doing it right yeah?

[cambridgefox]

I wonder Sven he will get his first game.

Does anyone get it or is it just me?

[cjslcfc]

I wonder Sven he will get his first game.

Does anyone get it or is it just me?

 

ermmmmmm Vassell?? 

[cambridgefox]

ermmmmmm Vassell?? 

No,mine was a long shot.Sven Hasel was a novelist of the Second World War !

[veezeeblue]

great another pun thread better think of something Lightening fast Mod please dont  Mig out!

[Basingstoke Fox]

Good thing he didn't join Cardiff. Would've been a disaster waiting to happen.

[Beliall]

First class player. Economy price. Maybe his boots are extra

[cjslcfc]

No,mine was a long shot.Sven Hasel was a novelist of the Second World War !

 

ah.