England Squad vs Norway

[davieG]

Enfant terribles.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

This game is crying out for an attractive male streaker

 

#greatchat #thecraic #banter

[Maybes]

God we are trash

[Tielemans63]

England should take a leaf out of ROI's book. They're caning the footballing powehouse that is Oman 1-0.

[Nalis]

In other news Germany are being dicked by Argentina at home, the game obviously matters more to the Argies than ze Germans.

[ScouseFox]

was on baines fgs cos assumed the only way we'd ever score was a fk or pen, but then he didn't take it. nice

[Steven]

Hooray, England lead.

[ealingfox]

Hahaha holy shit we are absolutely terrible, ZERO SHOTS ON TARGET til that penner.

[Dan]

Very nice penalty. 1-0. Only way we were scoring.

[Unabomber]

And to think some haters were complaining about us not winning.

[ScouseFox]

just enough time for delph to get booked, give the ball away about 7 times and shout at loads of people 

[Unabomber]

just enough time for delph to get booked, give the ball away about 7 times and shout at loads of people 

Poor **** looks about forty.

[Dan]

Get lumping on 2-0 or 1-1. I have a fiver on 1-0.

[ADK]

Should be some Leicester players in that squad

[Ross-Kemp]

It can't just be me that thinks England look so much more fluid without Rooney on the pitch.

[Tielemans63]

To be fair to Rooney 41 international goals at his age is pretty impressive.

It is a conundrum that we often look less fluid with him on the pitch when he has a record like that.

[Vacamion]

Rooney goes off, we look 10 times more attacking.

I know he has been a great goalscorer for us and is the new captain, but Woy would be justified leaving him on the bench against the Swiss.

[The Blur]

I love Chambers' unusual start to his début by taking a throw in as his first touch! 

[Vacamion]

Switzerland will cane us.

On recent form, the Swiss should start as favourites.

[ScouseFox]

an actual outrage that we will continue to see sterling on the wing despite the fact when playing in behind he is one of the best players in the premier league, if not the whole of europe. 

[Dan]

Get lumping on 2-0 or 1-1. I have a fiver on 1-0.

 

Great stuff.

 

As for the game - ****ing awful.

[The Blur]

an actual outrage that we will continue to see sterling on the wing despite the fact when playing in behind he is one of the best players in the premier league, if not the whole of europe. 

 

 

Are you Grandad in disguise? 

[Dan]

On recent form, the Swiss should start as favourites.

 

Without a doubt. At least in the past we had a solid defence to get us through these games. Shaqiri is a greedy bastard but he's a bloody good player, I dread to think what he'll do to our defence.

 

an actual outrage that we will continue to see sterling on the wing despite the fact when playing in behind he is one of the best players in the premier league, if not the whole of europe. 

 

This as well. Standard England though. I swear no side on the planet negates their own threat more than us.

[ScouseFox]

Are you Grandad in disguise? 

 

 

i'd imagine anyone with half a brain cell would share that view 

[Leicesterpool]

Well can we take any positives out of that forgettable performance?... the pen was well taken I suppose by Rooney, kept a clean sheet, I suppose that's it really.