I confess

[Merging Cultures]

I really live in Groby.

[Wymsey]

I really live in Groby.

Sorry to hear that.

[ScouseFox]

i confess all of my sins after several large gins 

[Rincewind]

I'm a member of the Socialist Workers Party.

I'm the pope's pimp.

[Vacamion]

I've never even been to Scotland.

I haven't left my flat in Eyres Monsell for over a decade.

[Strokes]

I'm on jobseekers and I have a job.

[Stadt]

this one time at band camp

[Wymsey]

I like Pearson.

[bovril]

I've never tasted beef extract.

[Guest Manini]

I'm the random Italian bloke...

[Rincewind]

I'm on jobseekers and I have a job.

More than likely if you work at Poundland.

 

Joking

[ozleicester]

I made the world trade centre beams out of aluminium.

[Rocket-Ron]

If I say that I never confess to anything, would that be a confession?

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

My head chef didnt drop his guts in my pastry room just before the pretty receptionist came in to tell me about an order....... 

[Parafox]

I love you

[Wymsey]

I love you

I want to confess something to you, but you might get angry.

I smeared shit and red paint on your ambulance a few weeks back, which was reported by the Leicester Mercury. My apologies.

Edit: just joking. #bantz

[Parafox]

I want to confess something to you, but you might get angry.

I smeared shit and red paint on your ambulance a few weeks back, which was reported by the Leicester Mercury. My apologies.

Edit: just joking. #bantz

 

 

Pikey basterrrd!!!!

[FoxInBlue]

I confess.... I wanted us to appoint Preki.

[Fox in the North]

I am Spartacus

[foxfanazer]

I must confess that ny loneliness is killing me now

[Carl the Llama]

I must confess that ny loneliness is killing me now

[blue fakin blad]

i dip my willy in the drinks of friends who go outside for a fag

[Rincewind]

Could be worse.

[Bayfox]

I gave Rachel riley the most average 2 mins of her life.

But it was good for me.

[Jimothy]

i dip my willy in the drinks of friends who go outside for a fag

I'd do that, but sometimes they've had a sip and I can't reach.......