I confess

[lavrentis]

I helped fake the moon landings

[cambridgefox]

I helped fake the moon landings

With Zingari I assume.

[Jon the Hat]

You should move to London and redeem yourself lad.  Put all this behind you.

[leicesterlad1989]

Whilst we are confessing, I confess that I put the screw in the tuna.

[lavrentis]

You should move to London and redeem yourself lad.  Put all this behind you.

 

Why would I wanna move there ?

[kingcarr21]

I confess.

 

I broke the Dam

[TheUltimateWinner]

I shot the sheriff. 

[Fox92]

I shot the sheriff. 

 

Did you shoot the deputy? 

[EnderbyFox]

Did you shoot the deputy? 

 

Yep, and I made his wife and kids watch.

[Rocket-Ron]

I have never been a driving instructer

[Danizen]

I was the first person to clap along to Uptown Funk and it just kind of snowballed.

[marko]

I confess.

 

I broke the Dam

 

No, I broke the dam.

[AKCJ]

I farted in the lift at work yesterday, not the apprentice who has a new nickname as a result of said incident.

[kingcarr21]

No, I broke the dam.

 

[The Blur]

I was never hacked, I created Leicester is the worst team in the league thread and blamed it on my Liverpool supporting cousin. 

[bovril]

I am Frank to Be.

[ScouseFox]

I am Frank to Be.

dont;

[bovril]

dont;

 

No really.

[IsItMuzzy]

I'm a Thai prostitute.

[MPH]

I broke two of our windows once when i was a kid and blamed it on the neighbors kids who were reknowned for unruly behavior. They got in alot of trouble for it and the police were called and everything. They even had to pay for the windows out of their pocket money and were forced to apologize to my parents....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Still havnt told my parentsit was me!

[Stadt]

I wrote Mrs. Braud is gay on a pencil pot at school in year 6 and didn't own up when two kids () got the blame for it because they had bad handwriting

[Webbo]

I'm a member of the Socialist Workers Party.

[Uncle Phil]

I broke two of our windows once when i was a kid and blamed it on the neighbors kids who were reknowned for unruly behavior. They got in alot of trouble for it and the police were called and everything. They even had to pay for the windows out of their pocket money and were forced to apologize to my parents....

Still havnt told my parentsit was me!

I did exactly that. We were playing that old game of tie a stone into your shoelace and swing it round. The family moved away not long after. Finally came clean after about 15 years, thats when I found out the other kid had to pay. I wasn't sorry he was a pr*ck.

[Carl the Llama]

You could all learn a lesson from Shaggy.

[Unabomber]

Never been on tinder, steal someone else's pics from another forum.