Bellend Sebastian Posted 27 October 2015 Posted 27 October 2015 A blow job would be nice, Santa!! He'll be too busy delivering presents, I expect
Unabomber Posted 27 October 2015 Posted 27 October 2015 To be unbanned from the lcfc forum for the Boxing Day banter That or some aftershave
Buce Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 World peace and an end to poverty...man. You forgot to say 'man'.
MooseBreath Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 What I really want is for nobody to buy me anything and for them to have no expectations of me buying them anything, but as I'm a nice guy I'll play along and when I'm asked what I want I'll tell them I've got my eye on something in some store and a voucher for that store would be great. I'll never use the voucher.
Guest Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 25 million euros. What I really want is for nobody to buy me anything and for them to have no expectations of me buying them anything, but as I'm a nice guy I'll play along and when I'm asked what I want I'll tell them I've got my eye on something in some store and a voucher for that store would be great. I'll never use the voucher. Taking money out of the economy and leading to another crisis.
lianne81 Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 I don't like people buying me things and always tell them i have enough , rather it go on the kids x
Finnegan Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 All I want for Christmas is to skip it. Yeah, I'm that guy.
MooseBreath Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 I might tell the fam we're off on us holidays this Christmas but actually I'll be sat at home on the floor in my jogging bottoms eating pringles in the dark in the lounge at 2am watching Netflix and drinking coke straight from the bottle
Merging Cultures Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 ..man. You forgot to say 'man'. Webbo wants a man?
Dr The Singh Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 Webbo wants a man?Is that why he has invited me for a drink.....I hope he is gentle
fuchsntf Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 Every penny possible to add to travel-fund. Dont need presents, not got everything, but everything I need.
Webbo Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 Is that why he has invited me for a drink.....I hope he is gentle You like it rough and you know it.
srbfox Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 This is the first Christmas in ten years where I will have the Boxing Day off. I'm looking forward to this more then Christmas Day Still not allowed to go to the footie though, gotta do the family thing.
The Blur Posted 28 October 2015 Posted 28 October 2015 This thread to be deleted or locked until December and any mentions of Christmas by posters to lead to a ban for the offender.
General Smuts Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 A fanny magnet I'm not for sale mate sorry.
Finnegan Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 I'm not for sale mate sorry. Narh you're free to a good home.
Len Finsbury Posted 29 October 2015 Posted 29 October 2015 Grown men asking each other what they want for Christmas? You'll be asking for favourite colour next!
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