Trav Le Bleu Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 The first team talk? Shall I compare thee to Premier League Champions? Thou art less seeming and more desperate: Rough winds do shake the lower positions in May, And summer's transfer window hath all too short a date: Sometime too wide the shot of Vardy shines, And often is Mahrez's step-overs dimm'd; And every cross from Albrighton sometime declines, By chance, or Fuch's hairy chin, untrimm'd; But thy eternal 2015-16 season shall not fade Nor lose possession of the ball thou ow'st; Nor shall Pearson brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in these thirteen games thou grow'st So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. (With apologies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vardinio'sCat Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 From Opera to Shakespeare in the blink of an eye. Good effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe's Fox Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 To manage, or not to manage: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler on the pitch to suffer The shots and crosses of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a league winning manager, And by opposing sack him?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboFox Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Let's just hope it doesn't turn out to be a f**king tragedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HesNotGudjonsonn2 Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 So I guess that just leaves a comedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Oh Claudio, Claudio Wherefore art thou, Claudio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPH Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in our assistant manager's ability to turn this ship around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPH Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Maybe he can tell the players that no legacy is so rich as honesty.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultrafox Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 A win, A Win... My kingdom for a win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyworth63 Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Enjoyed the adaptation of Sonnet 18 - just hope LCFC finish above 18! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgfualol Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Is that pâté on his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justfoxes Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Leaves a bad taste the way he was sacked they should have asked for him to resign therefore not having this shit thrown at our great club with the negative media snakes ! !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurmastonFox Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Shame Claudio didn't know Shakespeare's Sister, then maybe he could have been able to Stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danizen Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 All these years Shakespeare's been here I've never actually heard him speak. It's quite unnerving how much he sounds like Pearson. If he added some awkward pauses, some random exhaling and some antagonistic comments you'd have a pitch perfect Pearson impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxinsocks Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 1 hour ago, Danizen said: All these years Shakespeare's been here I've never actually heard him speak. It's quite unnerving how much he sounds like Pearson. If he added some awkward pauses, some random exhaling and some antagonistic comments you'd have a pitch perfect Pearson impression. He needs to work on his swearing at fans and fighting with players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPH Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 2 hours ago, ThurmastonFox said: Shame Claudio didn't know Shakespeare's Sister, then maybe he could have been able to Stay You better hope and pray that he makes it safe back to his own world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 4 hours ago, Trav Le Bleu said: Shall I compare thee to Premier League Champions? Thou art less seeming and more desperate: Rough winds do shake the lower positions in May, And summer's transfer window hath all too short a date: Sometime too wide the shot of Vardy shines, And often is Mahrez's step-overs dimm'd; And every cross from Albrighton sometime declines, By chance, or Fuch's hairy chin, untrimm'd; But thy eternal 2015-16 season shall not fade Nor lose possession of the ball thou ow'st; Nor shall Pearson brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in these thirteen games thou grow'st So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. Haha...read all this wondering wtf??? An hour later realised the Shakespeare thing...Duh. Great job, and obviously got waaay too much time on your hands... (and a working knowledge of Shakespeare [Will, not Craig], bit worrying, but well done none the less(eth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st albans fox Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Intererestingly he said in his presser that rudkin asked him to take the team for the next game - not until they find a new manager. Soecifically the next game. The talk about having no one lined up may be vacuous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaewbudda Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 As he walks out into his technical area, Shakespeare will be thinking: To be, or not to be That is the question... ...Until we pick the ball up out of the net. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaewbudda Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 11 minutes ago, st albans fox said: Intererestingly he said in his presser that rudkin asked him to take the team for the next game - not until they find a new manager. Soecifically the next game. The talk about having no one lined up may be vacuous. Yup. They've got someone lined up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wymsey Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Didn't Shakespeare and Stowell manage the team for a few games pre/after Pearson, and did quite well iirc? Can trust them to magke a good account of themselves before the new manager comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 24 February 2017 Share Posted 24 February 2017 Where for art thou mahrez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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