Things you've learned today.

[Webbo]

Chili Paneer is fecking hot. 

[Guest MattP]

I can't bowl yorkers....

[Izzy]

If I don't put sun cream on before playing golf, I end up looking like a beetroot afterwards

[Collymore]

You can't drive a car after you've lost both keys

[ScouseFox]

when you agree to go for a pint with a mate "later" double check what he means by later if you're in work at 7.30 tomorrow. 

 

haven't left mine yet, can't say no now an really want to go to bed. 

[Mike Oxlong]

8 hours ago, Webbo said:

Chili Paneer is fecking hot. 

So is chicken tarka.

 

it's a bit like chicken tikka but it's otter.

Edited 9 July 2017 by Mike Oxlong

[Vacamion]

 

Poking my head in through the window of the Wendy House of my 2 year old niece and saying "Boo!" then "Ewwwww, it stinks" and asking her if it's her feet that smell, makes her laugh her head off, and she wants me to keep on doing it again and again for two hours.

 

A happy discovery....

 

[stevelcfc]

It's not just me that takes part in the midget spinning championships.

[Wymsey]

Appreciate what you have in life, as there's many that don't even have a roof on top of them to live.

[Buce]

 

Webbo is a chilli wuss.

[Staff]

Humboldt squids have a beak  

[Guest seanfox778]

Bridget Jones's Baby was a decent flick.

[StanSP]

seanfox778 flicks babies

[Carl the Llama]

10 hours ago, Staff said:

Humboldt squids have a beak  

All cephalopods do...

[Wolfox]

7 pints makes my head hurt

[Dr The Singh]

Using s sprayer for fence painting, creates alot of mess

[Buce]

59 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

All cephalopods do...

 

Carl the Llama is really David Attenborough.

[Webbo]

9 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said:

Using s sprayer for fence painting, creates alot of mess

My brother in law did that and all his neighbour's patio furniture got splattered.

[Buce]

20 minutes ago, Webbo said:

My brother in law did that and all his neighbour's patio furniture got splattered.

 

It's a shame he doesn't know a professional painter and decorator..

[notnow john]

2 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

It's a shame he doesn't know a professional painter and decorator..

It was cheaper to buy a new patio set!

[davieG]

I'm getting too old to look after my grandkids.

 

But I also learned never moan about getting old plenty don't get the chance.

[tom27111]

@Izzy Muzzett is ginger

[Carl the Llama]

45 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Carl the Llama is really David Attenborough.

Rumbled, I'm only here to research foxes.

[Buce]

10 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

@Izzy Muzzett is ginger

 

I'm sure he doesn't mind.

 

He must get a ton of disability benefits..

[Izzy]

17 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

@Izzy Muzzett is ginger

More grey than ginger now mate 

 

5 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

I'm sure he doesn't mind.

 

He must get a ton of disability benefits..