If you were prime minster tomorrow....

[Izzy]

1) Ensure all kids are educated on financial management from year 4

 

2) Bring back the death sentence in certain circumastances

 

3) Abolish/ban Trade Unions 

[Dr The Singh]

I would make Britian , Great again

[urban.spaceman]

1. Close down faith schools and enforce the mixing of children whose parents come from all religious groups. Embolden RE teaching but enshrine in law that every lesson ends with "which is why that's obviously bollocks". 

 

2. Outlaw non-stun religious slaughter of animals. 

 

3. Adopt a sane, Australia style immigration policy. 

[Rogstanley]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

 

 

3) Abolish/ban Trade Unions 

 

Sicko 

[Alf Bentley]

1. Democratic reform package: PR (STV in multi-member constituencies) for Commons, indirectly-elected Chamber of Experts to replace Lords, massive devolution of power/funds to local govt/institutions (regulated)

 

2. Stay in the EU but ensure stronger democratic credibility / better connection with UK public, and pursue Keynesian non-austerity & investment in EU & be outward-looking beyond Europe, not too protectionist

 

3. Reintroduce national service (mostly social/community service, not military) flexibly and include non-dangerous prisoners in this scheme (many fewer in prison)

 

(plus make faith schools illegal, nationalise/subsidise railways, fund/integrate social care properly with NHS & invest in nuclear power/renewable & somehow move away from growth/materialism-oriented policies)

[Dr The Singh]

2 hours ago, Alf Bentley said:

1. Democratic reform package: PR (STV in multi-member constituencies) for Commons, indirectly-elected Chamber of Experts to replace Lords, massive devolution of power/funds to local govt/institutions (regulated)

 

2. Stay in the EU but ensure stronger democratic credibility / better connection with UK public, and pursue Keynesian non-austerity & investment in EU & be outward-looking beyond Europe, not too protectionist

 

3. Reintroduce national service (mostly social/community service, not military) flexibly and include non-dangerous prisoners in this scheme (many fewer in prison)

 

(plus make faith schools illegal, nationalise/subsidise railways, fund/integrate social care properly with NHS & invest in nuclear power/renewable & somehow move away from growth/materialism-oriented policies)

2.  Is a pipe dream.

 

Hence, your only hope is to be a dictator, or pimp

[sylofox]

Sort out the thieving mp's and councillors first. Expense fiddling is a crime and they would all be treated as we would. Sacked and taken to court.

 

Oh and no councillors would earn more than the PM including bonus payment's. No pay rise more than 1% above the inflation rate. For all the above people (cvnts)

 

Also build a hotel for out of town MP's. Scrap all second house benefits and fiddle's.

 

I'm going to be the most hated PM of all time inside parliament  

[ozleicester]

7 hours ago, Buce said:

 

1) Switch to an electoral system of proportional representation.

 

2) Nationalise the banks, utilities, and the railways.

 

3) Abandon Brexit.

 with you now being PM, we can assume the existing system put you there... are you SURE you want to change that

 

1 Nationalise Banks, Mines, essential services and transport

2 Limit the maximium wage/bonus structure for all

3 Increase welfare and help the homeless

[ozleicester]

5 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

1. Close down faith schools and enforce the mixing of children whose parents come from all religious groups. Embolden RE teaching but enshrine in law that every lesson ends with "which is why that's obviously bollocks". 

 

2. Outlaw non-stun religious slaughter of animals. 

 

3. Adopt a sane, Australia style immigration policy. 

Our policy is not sane, it is cruel and has seen INNOCENT refugees locked up for 5 years, leading to incredible levels of  mental illness, suicide and government sanctioned murder ... simply because they attempted to arrive after a certain date.

 

Our policy assumes (incorrectly) there is an orderly queue that we can manage rather than face the fact that millions need help immediately.

[ozleicester]

6 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

1) Ensure all kids are educated on financial management from year 4

 

2) Bring back the death sentence in certain circumastances

 

3) Abolish/ban Trade Unions 

FYI Izzy.. youre not in the joke thread now

Edited 24 February 2018 by ozleicester

[Wolfox]

1 increase tax by 2p in the pound and insist everyone pays their fair share and spend it on the most vulnerable in society (home and abroad)

 

2 insist on much stronger environmental policies

 

3 Persaonally oversee how we get much better value for money from our tax purse - I hate waste and I hate the pervasive culture of people not giving a sh*t as to whether they add value in their daily working lives

 

3 may seem incongruous with 1, but, it really isn’t!

 

ps... I’d shit down Brexit in my lunch break...

Edited 24 February 2018 by Wolfox

[Wolfox]

3 hours ago, ozleicester said:

 with you now being PM, we can assume the existing system put you there... are you SURE you want to change that

 

I’m with Bruce on this one and it’s a testament to the man’s character that he’s willing to shaft his own personal ambitions for a fairer, more representative and less adversarial way of doing politics...  Our current repremstives would be useles in my brave new world 

 

 

[Bellend Sebastian]

11 hours ago, ealingfox said:

He did say these are policies you could guarantee would be approved.

 

I'd finally do what's best for everyone and ban baked beans forever from our country. Vile substance that you'd all be better off without.

You do realise that you'd then the country would have to make do without my unique skillset.

 

This stuff is not without consequences, just be sure you can live with them

[murphy]

Introduce 'ministry for poetic justice'.

 

 

[Bellend Sebastian]

I'd arm teachers

[stevelcfc]

Bin Brexit

NHS and Social Care Revolution

Nutritional/Obesity - Education, Healthier options, more activity schemes, Sugar tax (1 in 3 Year 6 children, 68% men, £27bn cost to the economy, 520,000 admissions because of obesity-related issues)

Complete Education reforms - actually educating people rather than making then just memorise essay plans 

Climate Change Reform - Air Quality, Carbon tax, Zero Carbon new builds, all with Solar roof tiles

Arts funding and R&D budget increases

[chapero82]

I would get people around me with common sense ... in hinckley they think the way to stop street parking is by putting car park  prices up... how is that going to work? Or am I the one being silly?

 

https://www.hinckleytimes.net/news/local-news/town-centre-parking-charges-rise-14317883

[somebum]

1. Send all non EU immigrants back to country of birth PRIORITY and blanket ban any future non EU immigration

2. Address homeless scandal; properties freed as result of policy 1 can be a start

3. Build labour camps and threaten long term unemployed British scroats with enforced voluntary labour if they dont take up genuine work opportunities. Could make these places notoriously bad as a real deterrent. Send the real scum there like rapists and kiddie fiddlers so its the last place anybody wants to end up. Reckon these GIRO lifers will soon find work then.

[Lionator]

1) Scrap HS2 and make the railways public again.

2) Decriminalise (not legalise) all drug use.

3) Incorporate mental health education in schools as well as promoting positive thinking skills within education.

[TiffToff88]

Ban smoking in ALL public areas

 

Abandon Brexit

 

An overhaul of the prison justice system. Life means life.

[Izzy]

5 minutes ago, Lionator said:

3) Incorporate mental health education in schools as well as promoting positive thinking skills within education.

Great point.

 

Most adults haven’t got a clue how their brains work and can’t be arsed to learn. If we taught our kids this stuff from an early age they’d have a much better chance of navigating their way through life.

[Steven]

13 hours ago, Buce said:

 

1) Switch to an electoral system of proportional representation.

 

2) Nationalise the banks, utilities, and the railways.

 

3) Abandon Brexit.

Very sensible but I would tweak it slightly.

 

1) Switch to an electoral system of proportional representation.

 

2) Implement the Chicago Plan, nationalise the utilities and the railways.

 

3) Abandon Brexit.

 

[Lionator]

47 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Great point.

 

Most adults haven’t got a clue how their brains work and can’t be arsed to learn. If we taught our kids this stuff from an early age they’d have a much better chance of navigating their way through life.

Not only that but better self-awareness and knowledge of these issues from an earlier age (I'd introduce it at the 11-14 age) would hopefully lead to a more productive society which would equate to less drug and alcohol use, less strain on the NHS, less crime etc. I've not got a clue if it'd work but surely we have to try it.

[peach0000]

35 minutes ago, Steven said:

Very sensible but I would tweak it slightly.

 

1) Switch to an electoral system of proportional representation.

 

2) Implement the Chicago Plan, nationalise the utilities and the railways.

 

3) Abandon Brexit.

 

I may be wrong but I believe that both these together wouldn't be possible. EU regulations on competition would stop nationalisation. That's why I've never got why a lot of people on the left of british politics are so against brexit. The way the EU is currently set up pushes a centre/centre-right thatcherite agenda on the whole of europe as EU regulations stop perceived extreme policies. For me the best thing that can happen to this country is a proper socialist corbyn government that is allowed to act without EU constraints. 

[lifted*fox]

1. Cull anyone with an IQ test score of 109 or less.

2. The rest will sort itself.

3. Spend all the funds on cocaine and loose women.

Edited 24 February 2018 by lifted*fox