The whole world smiles Posted 12 November 2019 Posted 12 November 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 21:12, Claridge said: Not negative at all, just think it’s a crap song, especially for Maddison, he doesn’t glide past defenders and isn’t that quick so you could catch him. He twist and turns amazingly well, perhaps more to the tune of twist and shout... Did Jamie Vardy really walk up to Arsene Wenger and say "Chat Sh*t get banged"? Did Molly Mallone wheel a wheel barrow round town? Does sighing bring on rain? Did Iborra live on Safron Lane? Would Yuki Abi really have eaten your Springer Spaniel? Did Leicester City fans really dream of team of Barry Hayles? Does Wes Morgan hate forest despite playing for them for 11 years and having a forest tattoo? Etc etc football chants don't have to be factually correct they just have to get people involved and give the team (or an individual in the team a boost).
Guest foxestalkisfullofidiots Posted 12 November 2019 Posted 12 November 2019 6 hours ago, The whole world smiles said: Did Jamie Vardy really walk up to Arsene Wenger and say "Chat Sh*t get banged"? Did Molly Mallone wheel a wheel barrow round town? Does sighing bring on rain? Did Iborra live on Safron Lane? Would Yuki Abi really have eaten your Springer Spaniel? Did Leicester City fans really dream of team of Barry Hayles? Does Wes Morgan hate forest despite playing for them for 11 years and having a forest tattoo? Etc etc football chants don't have to be factually correct they just have to get people involved and give the team (or an individual in the team a boost). Next you'll be telling me that Iwan Roberts didn't live next door to Joachim and he didn't live in a council flat
melrose Posted 12 November 2019 Posted 12 November 2019 Surely big Bob threw a few molotov cocktails?
Guest Markyblue Posted 12 November 2019 Posted 12 November 2019 21 minutes ago, melrose said: Surely big Bob threw a few molotov cocktails? One.
49er Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 The elderly guy who had a chain of burger shops worldwide also owned a rural business with animals who were all called Nick
49er Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 Our fans dreamt of circling over Nottingham as a bird of prey and defecating on the residents below
Lionheart10 Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 Scousers eating dead rats out of there bins is a personal favourite of mine.
Stuntman_Mike Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 2 minutes ago, Lionheart10 said: Scousers eating dead rats out of there bins is a personal favourite of mine. Everyone was picking at inaccurate chant lyrics..
49er Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 3 hours ago, Lionheart10 said: Scousers eating dead rats out of there bins is a personal favourite of mine. Think it was a canine creature that had passed away recently
Dorkingfox Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 3 hours ago, 49er said: Think it was a canine creature that had passed away recently In you Liverpool slums In you Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you thinks it's a treat In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick, In your Liverpool slums... Think it was originally a hammers song There is another verse but it would be banned on here!!!!
Dorkingfox Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 Slight variant from the 70's, bit stiff compared to Liverpool. In your Nottingham slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead dog and you think its a treat, There's p*ss on the pavements and sh*t in the street, In your Nottingham slums...
49er Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 1 hour ago, Dorkingfox said: In you Liverpool slums In you Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you thinks it's a treat In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick, In your Liverpool slums... Think it was originally a hammers song There is another verse but it would be banned on here!!!! And you’ll never work again Sign on with the dole cheque in your hand And you will never work again
Guest Manini Posted 13 November 2019 Posted 13 November 2019 37 minutes ago, Hollyfox said: Is anyone still friends with Arry Roberts? My friend who’s a solicitor is called Harry Roberts
Dan Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 21:24, walkerleeds said: This is what annoys me about these songs too, I didn't see a riot when Knockaert left so why sing it? In fairness he was released rather than sold.
Plastik Man Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 On 10/11/2019 at 20:13, steveherbe said: I'm sure he meant as dull as ditchwater. Education in this country has gone downhill since I were a lad. It has an interesting etymology https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/195755/dull-as-ditchwater-not-dishwater-specific-questions-thereon
mazarron fox Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed
Dorkingfox Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 18 minutes ago, mazarron fox said: Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed It was a razor blade, not a hammer.
Dorkingfox Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 From the 70’s I’m forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air, they fly so high, they reach the sky, and like west ham, they fade and die, Tottenham always running, Arsenal running too, So’s the Leicester Spion Kop Running after you.
surrifox Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 29 minutes ago, mazarron fox said: Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed Bloody health and safety nazis
Dorkingfox Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 44 minutes ago, mazarron fox said: Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed No, there used to be raging battles between the Foxes and Forest skinheads. The first Foxes v Forest game I went to in the late 60's was chaos.
smudger63 Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 On 13/11/2019 at 17:05, Dorkingfox said: In you Liverpool slums In you Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead dog and you thinks it's a treat In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums, In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick, In your Liverpool slums... Think it was originally a hammers song There is another verse but it would be banned on here!!!! If you search for Gob shite on google maps, you might not be surprised as to where it takes you. I wasn`t surprised in the least.
Vlad the Fox Posted 16 November 2019 Posted 16 November 2019 43 minutes ago, smudger63 said: If you search for Gob shite on google maps, you might not be surprised as to where it takes you. I wasn`t surprised in the least. it’s hilarious, I never tire of showing my ‘said club’ supporting mate that. Or any other of the clubs fans I come across.
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