Support + atmosphere

[The whole world smiles]

On 10/11/2019 at 21:12, Claridge said:

  Not negative at all, just think it’s a crap song, especially for Maddison, he doesn’t glide past defenders and isn’t that quick so you could catch him. He twist and turns amazingly well, perhaps more to the tune of twist and shout...

Did Jamie Vardy really walk up to Arsene Wenger and say "Chat Sh*t get banged"?

 

Did Molly Mallone wheel a wheel barrow round town?

 

Does sighing bring on rain? 

 

Did Iborra live on Safron Lane?

 

Would Yuki Abi really have eaten your Springer Spaniel?

 

Did Leicester City fans really dream of team of Barry Hayles? 

 

Does Wes Morgan hate forest despite playing for them for 11 years and having a forest tattoo?

 

Etc etc football chants don't have to be factually correct they just have to get people involved and give the team (or an individual in the team a boost). 

[foxestalkisfullofidiots]

6 hours ago, The whole world smiles said:

Did Jamie Vardy really walk up to Arsene Wenger and say "Chat Sh*t get banged"?

 

Did Molly Mallone wheel a wheel barrow round town?

 

Does sighing bring on rain? 

 

Did Iborra live on Safron Lane?

 

Would Yuki Abi really have eaten your Springer Spaniel?

 

Did Leicester City fans really dream of team of Barry Hayles? 

 

Does Wes Morgan hate forest despite playing for them for 11 years and having a forest tattoo?

 

Etc etc football chants don't have to be factually correct they just have to get people involved and give the team (or an individual in the team a boost). 

Next you'll be telling me that Iwan Roberts didn't live next door to Joachim and he didn't live in a council flat

[HighPeakFox]

Does the water in Mallorca taste right? 

[melrose]

Surely big Bob threw a few molotov cocktails?

[Guest Markyblue]

21 minutes ago, melrose said:

Surely big Bob threw a few molotov cocktails?

One.

[49er]

The elderly guy who had a chain of burger shops worldwide also owned a rural business with animals who were all called Nick

 

 

Edited 13 November 2019 by 49er

[49er]

Brian Little’s surname was actually Iscariot

[49er]

Our fans dreamt of circling over Nottingham as a bird of prey and defecating on the residents below

[Lionheart10]

Scousers eating dead rats out of there bins is a personal favourite of mine.

[Stuntman_Mike]

2 minutes ago, Lionheart10 said:

Scousers eating dead rats out of there bins is a personal favourite of mine.

Everyone was picking at inaccurate chant lyrics..

[49er]

3 hours ago, Lionheart10 said:

Scousers eating dead rats out of there bins is a personal favourite of mine.

Think it was a canine creature that had passed away recently

[Dorkingfox]

3 hours ago, 49er said:

Think it was a canine creature that had passed away recently

In you Liverpool slums

In you Liverpool slums

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

You find a dead dog and you thinks it's a treat

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums...

 

Think it was originally a hammers song

There is another verse but it would be banned on here!!!!

Edited 13 November 2019 by Dorkingfox

[Dorkingfox]

Slight variant from the 70's, bit stiff compared to Liverpool.

 

In your Nottingham slums,

You look in the dustbin for something to eat,

You find a dead dog and you think its a treat,

There's p*ss on the pavements and sh*t in the street,

In your Nottingham slums...

Edited 13 November 2019 by Dorkingfox

[49er]

1 hour ago, Dorkingfox said:

In you Liverpool slums

In you Liverpool slums

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

You find a dead dog and you thinks it's a treat

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums...

 

Think it was originally a hammers song

There is another verse but it would be banned on here!!!!

And you’ll never work again

Sign on with the dole cheque in your hand

And you will never work again

[Hollyfox]

Is anyone still friends with Arry Roberts? 

[Manini]

37 minutes ago, Hollyfox said:

Is anyone still friends with Arry Roberts? 

My friend who’s a solicitor is called Harry Roberts 

[Dan LCFC]

On 10/11/2019 at 21:24, walkerleeds said:

This is what annoys me about these songs too, I didn't see a riot when Knockaert left so why sing it? 

In fairness he was released rather than sold.

[Plastik Man]

On 10/11/2019 at 20:13, steveherbe said:

I'm sure he meant as dull as ditchwater. Education in this country has gone downhill since I were a lad.

It has an interesting etymology https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/195755/dull-as-ditchwater-not-dishwater-specific-questions-thereon

[mazarron fox]

Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed

[Dorkingfox]

18 minutes ago, mazarron fox said:

Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed

It was a razor blade, not a hammer.

[Dorkingfox]

From the 70’s

I’m forever blowing bubbles,

pretty bubbles in the air,

they fly so high,

they reach the sky,

and like west ham,

they fade and die,

Tottenham always running,

Arsenal running too,

So’s the Leicester Spion Kop

Running after you.

[surrifox]

29 minutes ago, mazarron fox said:

Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed

Bloody health and safety nazis 

[Dorkingfox]

44 minutes ago, mazarron fox said:

Did people really tip toe through the Trent end with an hammer and a sawn off shotgun? I personally dont think that would be allowed

No, there used to be raging battles between the Foxes and Forest skinheads. The first Foxes v Forest game I went to in the late 60's was chaos.

Edited 16 November 2019 by Dorkingfox

[smudger63]

On 13/11/2019 at 17:05, Dorkingfox said:

In you Liverpool slums

In you Liverpool slums

You look in the dustbin for something to eat

You find a dead dog and you thinks it's a treat

In your Liverpool slums

 

In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,

You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,

In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,

Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,

You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,

In your Liverpool slums...

 

Think it was originally a hammers song

There is another verse but it would be banned on here!!!!

If you search for Gob shite on google maps, you might not be surprised as to where it takes you.

I wasn`t surprised in the least. 

[Vlad the Fox]

43 minutes ago, smudger63 said:

If you search for Gob shite on google maps, you might not be surprised as to where it takes you.

I wasn`t surprised in the least. 

 it’s hilarious, I never tire of showing my ‘said club’ supporting mate that. Or any other of the clubs fans I come across.