Make me Randy

[Jack1993]

Watching the news tonight has finally sent me over the edge. It was bad, but now it’s worse than bad and there’s no chance of a match day for me at the king power for a long time. I don’t care what your beliefs are, I don’t care if you have 100 pints or just a tea and a bag of sweets, tell me about your match day, WHAT DO YOU MISS? Make me Randy! 
 

I’ll go first... A pint in a plastic cup, never had any time for it but I’d kill to stand outside in the cold, talking shite with a plaggy cup right now! 

[Jack1993]

Thought this would bang 

[shailen]

I actually miss the fans sitting near the linesman and giving him dogs abuse for all the decisions they make in favour of the opposition. You've got to have thick skin to referee or be a linesman. 

Edited 29 December 2020 by shailen
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[goody2028]

I miss it that much I’d even have a pint of Chang 

[Jack1993]

2 minutes ago, shailen said:

I actually miss the fans sitting near the linesman and giving him dogs abuse for all the decisions they make in favour of the opposition. You've got to have thick skin to referee or be a linesman. 

Yeah, COVID has been a blessing for officials! This is the kind of content I’m after 

[Vacamion]

5 minutes ago, Jack1993 said:

Thought this would bang 

 

Mrs Vac: "It's nearly 11 pm, what are you doing?"

 

Me: "Oh, you know, just replying to a guy on a football forum under the heading 'Make Me Randy'..."

 

= #nobang

 

[Jack1993]

Just now, Vacamion said:

 

Mrs Vac: "It's nearly 11 pm, what are you doing?"

 

Me: "Oh, you know, just replying to a guy on a football forum under the heading 'Make Me Randy'..."

 

= #nobang

 

Mrs Vac is missing out 

[Sol thewall Bamba]

That climb up the stairs and emerging into the stand. Gets me every time.

[hejammy]

The climbing up those stairs, turning around sitting in my seat and asking "whatcha reckon today then lads?" to which the reply was always "were winning 5-0". Also funnily enough, the clappers and checking out who was on the front of them. Crazy how you miss the things which you really didn't think you'd miss. 

[wokinghamfox]

Travelling up the M1 for 100 miles and getting to junction 21. We are in stadium traffic and the start of the match day experience.

[Dan]

Newcastle fans booing their team off the pitch after another underwhelming result at home to Burnley.

[stretch1965]

I  miss 'singing Vichai had a dream' with 30000 others 

[weller54]

23 minutes ago, Jack1993 said:

Mrs Vac is missing out 

Has Mrs Vac got good suction?

And is she bagless?

[Pliskin]

Just miss it all. ****ing horrid. Sick to the back teeth of this bollocks now, but I tell you one thing, football shines through, politics aside and all of the modern day bollocks, it’s footie that has come through and kept us all going. 

[tom27111]

Randy enough for you? 

[Jack1993]

29 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Randy enough for you? 

Oh brilliant, I’m erect before bed now, thanks a bunch 

[Bourbon Fox]

[Plastik Man]

 

[ALC Fox]

Pub crawl before a game.

 

Feeling warm under me coat but having a freezing cold face while in the stand.

 

Shouting 'who?!' when the opposition line-up is read out, and even more so for their star player.

 

Watching us score an actual live goal. TV is so slick with all the camera angles but just seeing everything from your one vantage point is so good.

 

The Birch.

 

I also miss being one of the thousands of people holding up traffic near Freeman's Common as all we cross Aylestone Road after a game.

[AmarteyAndChill]

Randy

Edited 30 December 2020 by AmarteyAndChill

[Jack1993]

14 minutes ago, AmarteyAndChill said:

Randy

You’re meant to be making me Randy! Try harder 

[Heskey2011]

My favourite bit was when their goalie had a goal kick, "ooooooohhh you're sh1t aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh"  the random screams after always made me chuckle, still after 20 odd years.. we were best in the world at that.

 

Edited 30 December 2020 by Heskey2011

[jonthefox]

I miss leaving on 88 minutes. 

[Jack1993]

My god you’re all making me Randy. Keep going 🤩

[Japanfox]

This time round abouts last year travelling to Newcastle and drinking in their pubs.  Then climbing the stairway to heaven