Make me Randy

[Aus Fox]

All the chants to wind up opposition fans, although I’ve found a surprising place to give me the release I need. My local coffee shop. 
I have taken to having a mini pub crawl down to the coffee shop on a Saturday afternoon.

As they read out the names on the cup I give it a “Who”

Anyone who appears to have been waiting for a while gets a

”Who the fecking hell are you”

A bloke the other day was getting abuse from the Mrs down the end of the phone, so he got

”You’re supposed to be at home”

Someone yesterday got a weird decaf latte, with soy milk and a sweetener. He got the classic

”What the fecking hell is that”

It’s a small place and regularly gets the 

“My Garden shed is bigger than this...”

Any waiter carrying out drinks gets a 

ooooooooooooo twat, your shite ahhhhhhhhh

Couldn’t believe my luck when the new manager was appointed and his name was Neil Warnock.

[Aus Fox]

1 hour ago, Aus Fox said:

All the chants to wind up opposition fans, although I’ve found a surprising place to give me the release I need. My local coffee shop. 
I have taken to having a mini pub crawl down to the coffee shop on a Saturday afternoon.

As they read out the names on the cup I give it a “Who”

Anyone who appears to have been waiting for a while gets a

”Who the fecking hell are you”

A bloke the other day was getting abuse from the Mrs down the end of the phone, so he got

”You’re supposed to be at home”

Someone yesterday got a weird decaf latte, with soy milk and a sweetener. He got the classic

”What the fecking hell is that”

It’s a small place and regularly gets the 

“My Garden shed is bigger than this...”

Any waiter carrying out drinks gets a 

ooooooooooooo twat, your shite ahhhhhhhhh

Couldn’t believe my luck when the new manager was appointed and his name was Neil Warnock.

Also just went in today and the cooling wasn’t working and the coffee was disgusting so they got the...

“Sh1t Grind No fans, shit grind no fans”

[volpeazzurro]

It's been a several years ritual with my son from a young boy to a 20yr old, it's our time. Drive in, park in same place, walking and talking about the game excitedly after a busy week and en route, buying two bags of sweets and chocolate for half time. Burger purchase ensues. Walk up stairs into the light, say hello to stewards, take place and talk to the same people for years around us as the match grows nearer. The music video commences with historical and more recent goals, culminating in Ranieri and Wes holding the trophy aloft and then seeing the smiling face of our former chairman syncopted by loud drum beats that sound like a pumping heart. The guy in front,  Raj, every time without fail, says out loud, 'That gets me every time ' ... it does me too!

Edited 30 December 2020 by volpeazzurro

[dayday]

The guy that sits behind me who when he bothers to turn up talking constant shit through the game about what we should be doing, what subs we need etc, only joking I don’t miss that

 

I miss meeting up with my mates pre-match and having a few beers on the way to the ground, also miss watching the game live, the tv just ain’t the same buzz

[SemperEadem]

WYS

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

The brilliant montage video they play before kick off. That and sipping a pint of decent beer (Billy or Tiger) before the game. Not up for the shite in a plastic cup.

[Nick]

Love watching from the comfort of my plastic home away from randy drunken bellends.

[ozleicester]

10 hours ago, Jack1993 said:

Watching the news tonight has finally sent me over the edge. It was bad, but now it’s worse than bad and there’s no chance of a match day for me at the king power for a long time. I don’t care what your beliefs are, I don’t care if you have 100 pints or just a tea and a bag of sweets, tell me about your match day, WHAT DO YOU MISS? Make me Randy! 
 

I’ll go first... A pint in a plastic cup, never had any time for it but I’d kill to stand outside in the cold, talking shite with a plaggy cup right now! 

 

Here ya go, one i made for you

 

 

5 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

All the chants to wind up opposition fans, although I’ve found a surprising place to give me the release I need. My local coffee shop. 
I have taken to having a mini pub crawl down to the coffee shop on a Saturday afternoon.

As they read out the names on the cup I give it a “Who”

Anyone who appears to have been waiting for a while gets a

”Who the fecking hell are you”

A bloke the other day was getting abuse from the Mrs down the end of the phone, so he got

”You’re supposed to be at home”

Someone yesterday got a weird decaf latte, with soy milk and a sweetener. He got the classic

”What the fecking hell is that”

It’s a small place and regularly gets the 

“My Garden shed is bigger than this...”

Any waiter carrying out drinks gets a 

ooooooooooooo twat, your shite ahhhhhhhhh

Couldn’t believe my luck when the new manager was appointed and his name was Neil Warnock.

When we are away....Nip down the local library... they love a bit of... "just like a library"

Edited 30 December 2020 by ozleicester

[SpacedX]

2 hours ago, dayday said:

 talking constant shit through the game about what we should be doing, what subs we need etc, 

There are some aspects of the live experience that you can replicate in your own home. Have you visited a match day thread recently?

[Jack1993]

37 minutes ago, Nick said:

Love watching from the comfort of my plastic home away from randy drunken bellends.

That’s the spirit! 

[kingcarr21]

[Stuntman_Mike]

I miss the smells.

 

The burger vans, watery beer, fags, wet grass, stale piss, fear when Kasper plays out from the back.

[Ceirboy]

5 hours ago, Aus Fox said:

Also just went in today and the cooling wasn’t working and the coffee was disgusting so they got the...

“Sh1t Grind No fans, shit grind no fans”

I bet you refreshed this like no other refreshing you've ever done to see if it had a like didn't you?

[Spudulike]

Walking down past the Dry Dock. I'm hearing that it's changed a bit around there since last March. What's it like now? 

[RumbleFox]

10 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

That climb up the stairs and emerging into the stand. Gets me every time.

This. X 

[Hales]

11 hours ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

That climb up the stairs and emerging into the stand. Gets me every time.

This for me! 

[jonthefox]

1 hour ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

I miss the smells.

 

The burger vans, watery beer, fags, wet grass, stale piss, fear when Kasper plays out from the back.

The mrs and i went to Morrisons in Hinckley just before christmas and there was a burger van outside. I stood sniffing the air for a while and she asked me if i was hungry. I told that this is what the football smells like. She didn't get it. 

[Samilktray]

Thought this would be a throwback thread from @Miquel The Work Geordie about Randy Mandy & The Loaded Dog  

[Luttfox]

That smell of a nice new shiney match programme

[nwl fox]

Mis-judging how long it takes me to get and drink 2 pints at half time (every single time), then having to stand and watch the first 5 mins of the 2nd half on the tvs in the concourse whilst chatting shit with my mate, but most of all I miss pissing the people off in my row and the rows behind me when I finally make it back up and have to disturb everybody to get back to my seat right in the middle of an attack 😉

[Luttfox]

The slow penguin walk up Raw Dykes after the game, tripping over the roundabout and kerbs because you can't see them. Going to be a long while before i get that back

[Bourbon Fox]

41 minutes ago, jonthefox said:

The mrs and i went to Morrisons in Hinckley just before christmas and there was a burger van outside. I stood sniffing the air for a while and she asked me if i was hungry. I told that this is what the football smells like. She didn't get it. 

My wife's a F**est fan

 

Had the same thing last week when we walked past a farm

[Heskey2011]

2 hours ago, Ceirboy said:

I bet you refreshed this like no other refreshing you've ever done to see if it had a like didn't you?

Had to give something, the guys working hard:)

 

[Heskey2011]

52 minutes ago, Bourbon Fox said:

My wife's a F**est fan

 

Had the same thing last week when we walked past a farm

Arrrrhggggghhhhh hahahahahahahha.....ahhhhhh ...ooooohhhh.......

 

I feel soooo lonely 

[HighPeakFox]

So much I agree with... but on occasions, when the team is playing so well, and you know they're giving their all, and everyone seems to recognise it, and it feels as though the whole stadium is urging the players on to an inevitable and deserved victory, which then comes to pass... I miss that.