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Has Anyone Ever Had A Run-in With The Police?

By Parafox, in General Chat

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Guest Electric Yetis

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33 minutes ago, tom27111 said:

Geoff had a lovely head of hair in those days...

 

I'm sorry @UpTheLeagueFox 

 

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That's not Geoff that's Mark Lamarr.

tom27111

tom27111

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27 minutes ago, The whole world smiles said:

I had an old white lawyer from Oliver D'sas represent me in the naughties.

 

Whilst my case was on going I was in the goose on hotel street in the middle of the day. The guy walked in, in his suit didn't notice me. Ordered a triple whiskey necked it and walked out back to work. 

 

It didn't instil me with a great deal of confidence in him 😂

*Posted on iPhone from HMP Wormwood Scrubs

 

tom27111

tom27111

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5 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Two sleepers in each ear for a while.

Proper nobhead but I didn't know any better at that age.

Good job Foxestalk didn't exist back then, you'd have messaged me looking for a lime green Corsa with a body kit and a hole in the exhaust lol

Jattdogg

Jattdogg

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Once got my finger prints done at a police station for a job security clearance. I worked to support medical radiology technology and one of our clients was one of the US Army divisions or some crap.

 

Proper criminal.

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spacemunky

spacemunky

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Just over a year ago the police knocked on my door as I was on the phone with my sister.

 

I opened the door and without stopping I said I'd take one of their guns.

 

I got my face firmly planted into my brick wall.

 

Spent a week in prison.

 

Since then, I've gotten a lot of help with my mental health and I'm doing better.

Fox1970

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On 29/01/2021 at 19:29, rico said:

One of mine was related to the 2 murders by Colin Pitchfork in Narborough/ Enderby

So was mine.

My sister was friends with Lynda Mann.

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Alf Bentley

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Just now, walkerleeds said:

How do you end up getting on a police line-up?! I would legit like to do one. 

 

Commit a crime and make sure you get caught? :dunno:

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ElusiveEd

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I parked up roadside  in a 4x4 I owned many years ago to respond to a text I'd received only to have a police car immediately pull up at the side of me. Obviously I was higher up so looked down at the PC in the passenger seat of the car.

 He wound his window down so I did the same. He asked if I was OK and I replied I was and had just pulled over to reply to a text to my partner I had just had a row with before storming out of her house.

 He asked if I had been drinking that night to which I looked around my cars empty

interior and seats and said "Why, is there a fat girl in my car?

Because I was sat higher I couldn't see the driver of the police car who's door opened and out stepped a, let's say very bonny police woman. OFFS I thought and she wasn't amused.

 I got breathalysed and failed, was arrested taken to the station where they were processing a fairly violent woman so was taken to a holding room for a few mins where the male PC who had questioned told me he was dying to laugh at my answer but "As you can see she isn't the smallest of women is she"

 

 I blew into the machine at the station and passed and was released much to her annoyance.

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AmarteyAndChill

AmarteyAndChill

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Got pulled over for speeding last year, police officer was going to issue me a ticket. I was short of cash so I said I’d give him a blowjob if he didn’t offer me a fine. Ended up in the back of his car and in a cell for the night.

Jattdogg

Jattdogg

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1 hour ago, AmarteyAndChill said:

Got pulled over for speeding last year, police officer was going to issue me a ticket. I was short of cash so I said I’d give him a blowjob if he didn’t offer me a fine. Ended up in the back of his car and in a cell for the night.

So you gave him a blow, got him off (not yourself) then got done for illegal prostitution?

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stripeyfox

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I walked home one Sunday evening after an all day boozing session (sunday league in the morning, the pub all afternoon). Went upstairs, thought I'd best have a shower and get ready to go to bed. Stepped out of the shower, heard banging on the door. Looked out of the window and saw two coppers stood there. Thought to myself "this doesn't look good". My immediate concern was for my mother who had been in ill health and I thought they were here to deliver bad news. Answered the door gingerly in my dressing gown and at which point policeman pushed me into the room while his mate shouted "get hold of him, get him where I can see him". Still shouting he demanded to know if i'd been drinking to which I replied "yes, quite a lot". As far as I was aware there was no law against going to the pub (at least not in those days!)

 

They demanded to know why I'd crashed my car and fled the scene and questioned why I'd showered - was it to wash the blood off? Totally confused and shocked and even though I did not even own a car at the time and definately hadn't driven that day, but the fact an authority figure was saying I'd done it even made me question myself a little!
 

By now, they were demanding me to accompany them to the station when the other copper checked his notebook and asked "what street is this? Is it XXXX Road" - "No, it's not - look at the street sign there". With that, they offerred a half hearted apology and fcuked off to find the correct street!

 

Can laugh about it now, but actually was quite scary at the time!
 

 

 

 

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Jimothy

Jimothy

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3 hours ago, ozleicester said:

Expecting one in about an hour... ill let you know :)

Have you been arrested?

fuchsntf

fuchsntf

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50 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Have you been arrested?

Shit..!!  Hes Not answered....

Next up & Coming Story off the block..

Hope hes still got his mobile, so he can Report back   "as it happens"

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