Victor Kristiansen

[Mike Oxlong]

Made of wafers 

[FoxinNotts]

Legs made of Chipsticks 

[whoareyaaa]

55 minutes ago, Aleksz said:

People are obsessed with calling out some of these players characters and tarring them all with the same brush, when actually  they’re just crap. Could see was actually frustrated and gutted to go off yesterday. Made of glass? Yep. Tossed it off? No. 

made 32 apps for Bolgona clearly not bothered here.

[Stadt]

6 hours ago, oundlefox said:

It’s one thing to have the worst left back in the league.

 

But somehow we’ve managed to end up with the two worst left backs in the league!

Both have played in European chasing sides as well, remarkable. 

[LFEFox23]

Just a wimp, who doesn't want to be here.

[Sly]

We overpaid for him and whilst he is a different type of fullback to Luke Thomas, he still is not exactly very good. 

 

Bologna don’t take the option on him for a reason.

[Dan]

Another waste of space.

[Sly]

2 minutes ago, Dan said:

Another waste of space.

That’s being positive! 

[VLC86]

Reeks of a kid that got home schooled because his mum was worried about gamma rays. 

[00rawat]

Out for rest of the season,sell sell sell!

[shen]

1 hour ago, 00rawat said:

Out for rest of the season,sell sell sell!

As if we haven't tried to sell after half a season... 

[VLC86]

Bless the little wheezy albino. I’d completely forgotten this useless twat existed until I saw this.

[orangecity23]

Maybe he and his colleagues should have tried to do something to prevent becoming a league one player then, like winning a game of football or 2 at some point in the last 2 years then.

[wallin1704]

Get rid.. he's literally the defaut Pro Evo Master League left back

[VLC86]

Just now, wallin1704 said:

Get rid.. he's literally the defaut Pro Evo Master League left back

Harsh, I won the league with Ruskin.

[Lad1966]

On 02/05/2026 at 21:13, Tuna said:

A serious football club would have moved him on 3 years ago. We are such a joke.

 

On 25/02/2026 at 06:03, shen said:

As if we haven't tried to sell after half a season... 

VK, if so worried about playing in L1, then buy your contract - dickhead

Edited 6 May by Lad1966

[Ross 'LCFC' Turner]

8 minutes ago, VLC86 said:

Bless the little wheezy albino. I’d completely forgotten this useless twat existed until I saw this.

Hate this bloke with a passion.

 

If he re-watches his performance against Blackburn he should understand League One is about his level. 

[brookfox]

LCFC: “We didn’t sign VK to be a League One club… but we are in part thanks to his infrequent and incompetent performances”.

[Stuntman_Mike]

Will be remembered for coming on against West Brom in his chin strap and being red faced when he reached his position. 

[indierich06]

https://www.tipsbladet.dk/nyhed/superliga/kristiansen-om-fck-jeg-har-en-livline-derinde

Vague stuff in here about him possibly returning to Copenhagen. Please for the love of god be true!

[ParkerPen]

I'd completely forgotten he existed

[Hales]

Cheeky git....has spent most of his time on the treatment table! "He didnt sign to play league one football".....no but you signed to play football which you have done few and far between!

 

Still not back and he has the audacity to say that! 😂🤯

[Hales]

8 minutes ago, Stuntman_Mike said:

Will be remembered for coming on against West Brom in his chin strap and being red faced when he reached his position. 

Id still love to know what happened there...did someone actually punch him 😂

[Lewis's Junior]

When Luke Thomas is getting in ahead of you, and that's the right decision, then League One is the ceiling not the floor. 

[AKCJ]

Am I right in saying he has a 100% record of being relegated with us.