LCFC themed beer/ale

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

I’m sat at work a little bored, and my mind has wandered to LCFC themed beer. Not LCFC themed beer that you may have seen or had - like Youri’s Thunderbastard - but if you brewed some beer and had to give it an LCFC related name, what would you call it? Also what would the sign on the pump be? Obviously this sort of thing lends itself to humour…

 

I’ll kick off, I’d go for a pleasant 3.8% golden session ale called ‘Philpott’s Tackle’. Here is the beer pump:

 

 

[Tommy G]

I'd go for a James Stoutcroft, a bit of a clumsy rip off of Guinness, bland. 

[Aus Fox]

San Miguel Vitor - pale larger looked back on fondly from those days of the past, but made to look good because everything else on tap is pretty ordinary.

[Sir Shep]

Not quite lcfc but…

 

 

 

[westernpark]

I enjoyed Chilwell’s folly at the Queen of Bradgate, after the fa cup win.

[ParkerPen]

Drinkwater's Bitter

[Patrick]

Kasey Kellerbier

[Wasyls Pec Deck]

There’s probably something in a Nigel Pearson and Neck Oil IPA given he strangled McArthur (?) on the touchline that time.

[Ric Flair]

1 hour ago, Sir Shep said:

Not quite lcfc but…

 

 

 

Class they are

[ParkerPen]

2 minutes ago, Wasyls Pec Deck said:

There’s probably something in a Nigel Pearson and Neck Oil IPA given he strangled McArthur (?) on the touchline that time.

If its NFP related (and I appreciate its not beer) we ought to do some kind of white lightning / diamond white pun

[Ric Flair]

Ian Skol-loway 

 

2.2% pure driving lager, tastes the absolute bins but there's something comical about turning up to a party with a bag of cans of it and seeing the gasps of horror.

[HybridFox]

Brendan's Stale Ale

[SpacedX]

Bank's Bitter. 

 

...Oh, hang on

[jonthefox]

Vardys chang. Goes well with vodka 

[fazzyfox]

A Vestergaard or a "pint of Vesty" as it's known, in a tall glass, pours very very slowly, starts off rather disappointing leaving a bitter feeling but if you stick with it it eventually gets better and does the job.   

[tom27111]

A pint of Shinji Hop-ozaki 

[adejo92]

The Danny Ward.

 

Just the dregs that have to be sipped straight from the drip tray.

Edited 11 January 2024 by adejo92

[fazzyfox]

Wasilewski, very very strong, Polish brew, leaves you feeling like you've run into a brick wall.

 

Wise's Ale - A half-pint from down south, so toxic it leaves you in a strange sense of mind thinking things like for example that you can punch a work colleague and not lose your job.

 

Smithies - Nobody has a clue what this one is like as it's not been seen for years. Does it even exist?

 

Rantanen - Served in a weighty chunky glass, with it's big blonde head, a satisfying fi(n)nish 

 

 

[slymunn]

A can of Jamie Lawrence - Pineapple IPA

[ajthefox]

Levi's Porter - only served in Schooners.

[Out Foxed]

7 minutes ago, ajthefox said:

Levi's Porter - only served in Schooners.

best drank with a side of peruvian flake

[Sir Shep]

2 hours ago, Ric Flair said:

Class they are

Mill Hill brewery in En-doh-be! 

[ClaphamFox]

Sep Smith’s Nut Brown Ale. 

[KingsX]

Huth's Triple Strength "Batman" Marzen, by the case

 

Knocks you on your ass as soon as you get into the box.

[Mike Oxlong]

I’ll have a pint of Taylor Fletcher please - a well rounded non light ale