Job Going at LCFC

[MattFox]

Anyone fancy this one?

 

[Trekerz]

Rudkins getting his own personal assistant. Fuvk me he’s going nowhere. What does he need a personal assistant for

[Scotch]

2 minutes ago, Trekerz said:

Rudkins getting his own personal assistant. Fuvk me he’s going nowhere. What does he need a personal assistant for

Working the printer? 

[ealingfox]

Whoever gets it remember to take off the extra 0s he puts on all our salary and transfer offers.

[South Shire Fox]

19 minutes ago, MattFox said:

Anyone fancy this one?

 

I bet Rudkins a right sleaze ball. Deffo be an attractive 20 something that gets it

Edited 1 May by South Shire Fox

[NAKC20]

Sounds like the £25 charge for a S/T card is here to stay then

[Tielemans63]

Can't they give it to Danny Ward? Man's doing **** all else. Give him something to keep him busy round the place.

 

Let's be honest, if anyone owes Rudkin a favour, it's Danny Ward.

[Libertine]

'Competitive' salary

 

Edited 1 May by Libertine

[Chelmofox]

1 minute ago, Libertine said:

'Competitive' salary

 

I’ll do it fo 25 k a week. 

[StanSP]

15 minutes ago, Scotch said:

Working the printer? 

*fax machine

[SouthStandUpperTier]

So basically following Rudders around like a love-sick puppy, as he follows Top around like a love-sick puppy.

[LVFox]

Can someone apply for it and just edit all of Rudkins work so he actually appears competent?

[Daggers]

21 minutes ago, LVFox said:

Can someone apply for it and just edit all of Rudkins work so he actually appears competent?

Can someone apply for it and just edit all of Rudkins work so he actually appears even more incompetent?

[andrewsfoxes]

Just so next time he makes yet another cock up he can put the blame on his assistant. 

[Vazman]

48 minutes ago, MattFox said:

Anyone fancy this one?

 

Essential: MUST be proficient, and have an excellent working knowledge of Fax Machines.

[Tielemans63]

I might apply for it....

 

"Danny, Dennis, Bouba. Thanks for coming so soon, lads. Sorry, that John can't be here, he sends his apologies. Not exactly sure where he is. Weird. Anyways, he's asked me to pass on the message that you're all ****ing terrible and you can shove your contracts up your arse. He told me to tell you not to come within 200 yards of Seagrave or he'll have you tasered. 

 

Yeah, John really said that, seriously. Yeah, unbelievable. Anyways, better start emptying your lockers lads."

[Gamble92]

1 hour ago, Scotch said:

Working the printer? 

Underrated comment 😂

[RoboFox]

One of us losers can get this job, surely? 

 

The FT hivemind can help ace the application and interview process, then the nominated person (AKA FT Mole) feeds back to the transfer section of the site. 

 

No more shit from teenage bedroom journalists, Sean From Enderby, or any other dickheads. 

 

Pure, 100% tangy club insider sauce. 

[foxile5]

Couldn't pay me enough to work as an assistant to anyone at the club. 

 

I'll only accept a role as manager.

 

Sign me up Enzo.

[filthyfox]

1 hour ago, MattFox said:

Anyone fancy this one?

 

I'll take it.   I have a keep interest in poisonous plants!

[MPH]

[Scotch]

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

*fax machine

Aye, well money is tight. Some people need to pull double duty!

[Jattdogg]

Applied with the caveat that i work remotely from Canada and flown out for each weekend match.

 

Think I have a good chance seeing as we love to piss £ around.

[Lako42]

Needs someone to cover him whilst he's mucking the horses out 

[Death by Football]

I'm going to apply just so I can go to the interview.

I'll turn up full kit willy puller.

When asked what skills and experience I have I can say "more than you Jonny".

When he asks if I have any questions I can ask "What the **** do you actually do around here you incompetent cretin?".

I'll probably get the job.