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The joke thread

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Parafox

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I was walking through town the other day and saw a rather dishevelled looking bloke carrying a fairly large female sheep. He was asking people if they wanted to buy it for one pound.

 

Turns out he was selling a biggish ewe.

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1 hour ago, Parafox said:

I was walking through town the other day and saw a rather dishevelled looking bloke carrying a fairly large female sheep. He was asking people if they wanted to buy it for one pound.

 

Turns out he was selling a biggish ewe.

Hasn't quite worth a lol but I'll give it a :D

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1 hour ago, Parafox said:

I was walking through town the other day and saw a rather dishevelled looking bloke carrying a fairly large female sheep. He was asking people if they wanted to buy it for one pound.

 

Turns out he was selling a biggish ewe.

It's been a long time since the Big Issue was a quid. Speaking of which:

 

What did the slug say to the snail?

 



...Big Issue!

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I was in the gym changing room earlier today when I saw a bloke watching me dry my bum.

 

So I warned my mate that there was a weirdo about.

 

He said that maybe it was innocent and the bloke was genuinely just waiting to use the hand dryer himself.

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5 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I was in the gym changing room earlier today when I saw a bloke watching me dry my bum.

 

So I warned my mate that there was a weirdo about.

 

He said that maybe it was innocent and the bloke was genuinely just waiting to use the hand dryer himself.

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The wife says to me last night while we're in bed..

 

"If you turn out the light......you can stick it up my arse"

 

In hindsight, I should have waited until the bulb had cooled down a bit...

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37 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

The wife says to me last night while we're in bed..

 

"If you turn out the light......you can stick it up my arse"

 

In hindsight, I should have waited until the bulb had cooled down a bit...

who are you and where's Muzzet?

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