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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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fuchsntf

fuchsntf

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I was fijding it difficult to pick up any news from the neighbourhood, after I was robbed, and my car stolen.

then this morning, I had a lucky break. A guy fell over while crossing the road dropping,

his scrabbleboard +letters all over the place....

So I used the opportunity to ask him, .........

 

"whats the word on the street"

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Tuna

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I was out on a walk earlier when I heard a very snaky voice in the bush which went, "1+1=2, 2+2=4,3+3=6..."

 

I think it must've been an adder.

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Webbo

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29 minutes ago, Tuna said:

I was out on a walk earlier when I heard a very snaky voice in the bush which went, "1+1=2, 2+2=4,3+3=6..."

 

I think it must've been an adder.

Are they still printing The Dandy?

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fuchsntf

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As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.

I'd tell them to my dog, but he's herd them all.

*****

What do get when you cross a Robot and a tractor?

 

A Transfarmer...

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who likes telling poultry jokes?

 

Comedi-hens

 

******

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, fuchsntf said:

As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.

I'd tell them to my dog, but he's herd them all.

*****

What do get when you cross a Robot and a tractor?

 

A Transfarmer...

********

who likes telling poultry jokes?

 

Comedi-hens

 

******

 

 

 

 

 

Dont give up your day job ....

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fuchsntf

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I have really good looking kids...

Thankgod my wife cheats on me..

 

I know I am getting old..

I remember when emojis use to be called Hieroglyphics.

 

A sad guy, and a sad dog are sitting together at the bar..

The dog says to the guy, you think yours wifes a bitch!!!

 

I was in the pub  when I proposed, my girlfriend said "it was very romantic,

when I got up on one knee "

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, fuchsntf said:

I have really good looking kids...

Thankgod my wife cheats on me..

 

I know I am getting old..

I remember when emojis use to be called Hieroglyphics.

 

A sad guy, and a sad dog are sitting together at the bar..

The dog says to the guy, you think yours wifes a bitch!!!

 

I was in the pub  when I proposed, my girlfriend said "it was very romantic,

when I got up on one knee "

 

 

 

 

Now what was it I told you ...    :D

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