Safehouse.

[Carl the Llama]

I'll put the kettle on.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

I'll put the kettle on.

Milk, one sugar please.

[Buce]

18 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'll put the kettle on.

 

Fvck that.

 

Load the bong.

[Webbo]

It's alright for you lot. I feel like a fireman that has to go into a burning building.

[Strokes]

21 minutes ago, Webbo said:

It's alright for you lot. I feel like a fireman that has to go into a burning building.

Let it burn.

[Buce]

28 minutes ago, Webbo said:

It's alright for you lot. I feel like a fireman that has to go into a burning building.

 

At least you're guaranteed early retirement on a good pension...

[Trav Le Bleu]

7 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Let it burn.

I'll get the petrol.

[Izzy]

1 hour ago, Webbo said:

It's alright for you lot. I feel like a fireman that has to go into a burning building.

With great power comes great responsibility 

[Wymsey]

Might be a massive storm come Saturday at 17:00..

[Jattdogg]

3 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

I'll put the kettle on.

Wheres me cake?

[goose2010]

30 seconds in the main forum and I'm back in here, 

 

What a mess out there 

[TiffToff88]

40 minutes ago, goose2010 said:

30 seconds in the main forum and I'm back in here, 

 

What a mess out there 

I didn't even check it on my way in. Just kept my head down and ran straight in here!

[goose2010]

1 hour ago, TiffToff88 said:

I didn't even check it on my way in. Just kept my head down and ran straight in here!

I have gone one step further now on the back of your post.

 

 

 

[Countryfox]

We're going to need a doorman here soon ...

[Milo]

And some more Kleenex*

 

 

 

 

 

*And no, not for the reasons you usually use it for....

[goose2010]

get a seat ladies and gentleman its about to become very busy in here.

[Jattdogg]

Ahhh so nice of quiet in here

[Houdini Logic]

I'm thinking of taking up smoking the pipe. I feel it's a bit of a lost art these days.

 

[ajthefox]

6 hours ago, goose2010 said:

get a seat ladies and gentleman its about to become very busy in here.

I think most people are fairly glad so it's somewhat of a relief. Although threads about every single bloke who's ever managed a football club do tend to get a bit tedious.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Are the automated gun turrets online yet?

[Jattdogg]

Some of our fans are something else.

 

Anyone got a pot on yet?

[Trav Le Bleu]

<slams door behind him>

 

I barely made it in alive.

 

<pulls up chair facing door and cradles a shotgun>

[Jon the Hat]

I’m off upstairs to shag the wife.  Stay strong.

[Jattdogg]

2 hours ago, Jon the Hat said:

I’m off upstairs to shag the wife.  Stay strong.

Been two hours and you havent reported back. Have you fallen into her vagina or are you that much of a stud. Impressive to either of those scenarios.

[Carl the Llama]

7 hours ago, Jattdogg said:

Been two hours and you havent reported back. Have you fallen into her vagina or are you that much of a stud. Impressive to either of those scenarios.

Still trying to get it in the right hole