What grinds my gears...

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do the fcuking pricks want a McDonald's or not? Singing over him whilst he's trying to order, so ungrateful

If someone tried to get me a McDonalds i'd make a racket too.

[Dr The Singh]

People telling me I'm not drunk enoigh

[Stadt]

Similarly the Chanel no. 5 advert is shite too

[Nalis]

All perfume/aftershave ads are shite.

The worst is that one where the guy is in the press conference:

'Do you want her to repeat the question?'

'I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore.'

**** off.

[Danno]

Walking into my room before with a cup of tea and tripped up and spilt it all over my xbox now it won't turn on for longer than 5 seconds. Haha fml.

[bovril]

Liverpool 'fan' on facebook asking me who we're playing today when I posted a picture of me lucky Leicester mug.

[Carl the Llama]

Walking into my room before with a cup of tea and tripped up and spilt it all over my xbox now it won't turn on for longer than 5 seconds. Haha fml.

Sheeit.  I'd leave it in the airing cupboard all day then try again and hope it's just residual moisture causing the problem.

[sphericalfox]

Walking into my room before with a cup of tea and tripped up and spilt it all over my xbox now it won't turn on for longer than 5 seconds. Haha fml.

 

Put it in a bowl of rice. 

[Danno]

Sheeit. I'd leave it in the airing cupboard all day then try again and hope it's just residual moisture causing the problem.

It's working again now, put the hair dryer on it and left it upside down for a bit. Cheers though.

[Royston.]

It's working again now, put the hair dryer on it and left it upside down for a bit. Cheers though.

 

how come the hair dryer didnt fall off when you turned it upside down?

[Matt]

how come the hair dryer didnt fall off when you turned it upside down?

 

Edited 26 December 2015 by Matt

[Webbo]

I want to feel hungry again.

[MooseBreath]

Hear that. I actually left half a plate of chicken wings uneaten last night.

[The Blur]

I want to feel hungry again.

 

 

And a sense of normality. It is getting too weird being full all time, unsettled sleeping patterns, endless films and TVs, constantly eating rich food and Celebrations, being a guest at in laws for few days now and the list goes on.... 

 

 

Even watching my usual TV series do not feel the same amongst all of festive goings on. 

Edited 27 December 2015 by The Blur

[Unabomber]

if it's not one thing it's ya mother. 

[Wrighty22]

That cvnt on the Tesco adverts.

[Great Boos Up]

OK dad I've played with all my presents now can you open the one from great aunt inlaw havn't anf'in clue.  "Glue the dinosaur" together with 2000 matchsticks with instructions written in google translate (position the phallus adjacent to the daffodil) after it's just taken me 40 minutes to unwrap the bloody box and it's contents which meant I actually had to go into the garage and select some hard ass industrial equipment. Only to find due to health and safety legislation: glue not supplied!

[Stadt]

That cvnt on the Tesco adverts.

Cvnt is too kind

[lianne81]

People saying you are too old to be at college and should just get a job in supermarket or a shop !! xx 

[Facecloth]

People saying you are too old to be at college and should just get a job in supermarket or a shop !! xx

You're too old to be at college. You should get a job in a supermarket or a shop.

[Carl the Llama]

People saying you are too old to be at college and should just get a job in supermarket or a shop !! xx 

Top tip:  Younger folk can still feel the impact force of a fist into their face.

[Beliall]

Build quality from so called trusted names. My 7  year old son's Scalextric , one of the cars lasted about half a lap before it broke. on christmas day. now its put away because i dont know if i am returning it to amazon or getting a replacement car from scalextric themselves.

Edited 28 December 2015 by Beliall

[lianne81]

Top tip:  Younger folk can still feel the impact force of a fist into their face.

True but it has been more the older generation that say it to me , I just smile and change subject xx

[purpleronnie]

My sisters ex.

 

He hasn't got his daughter (my niece) anything for christmas becasue she didnt go and see him.  But she had good reason he barely acknowledges her at all.  When she does see him she ends up as a glorified babysitter for his new girlfriends kid. 

 

He's always been like this.  Me and my family practically brought his daughter up whilst her mother worked , he was never there , never played with her, never took time out of his day do what she wanted to do.  And now he's reaping what he sowed.

 

He probably thinks we have turned her against him (something he's said in the past) but the opposite is actually true, even after my sister split with him and he treated my sister like muck we still thought it was important for my niece to have a relationship with her dad.

 

Moreover my nieces grandmother (his mother) hasn't got her anything either.  The whole family are morons, I never liked them from the moment I met them, they are obsessed with material things and rather than playing with their daughter/granddaughter they would buy her stuff she didnt want thinking that was enough when all she wanted was to spend time and have some fun.

 

How can you not get your daughter/granddaughter anything for christmas?  She is a beautiful talented hard working girl who is a joy to be around.

 

I was always the first to try and help build bridges with that family but now my feeling is 'screw 'em'.  They don't deserve her.

[Webbo]

When my sister's husband pissed off and left her with 2 little boys they ended up moving back in with My Mam and Dad and me. My dad was more of a dad to those lads than their real father,I was more like a big brother to them. He never gave my sister a penny, he's a pathetic waster whose barely worked a day in his life. The lads are in their 30s now, they have a polite relationship with their dad but don't see him a lot. They both have good jobs, their mother has a good career and has remarried now.

 

If your sister's ex doesn't want to know  ronnie it's his loss and your niece is better off without him.