What grinds my gears...

[RobHawk]

Has any mentioned the Joe Hart advert! I can just about tolerate until the end when he looks at the camera and does the stupiest ****ing grin i've ever seen. That grin makes me want to smash my telly!

 

[Mike Oxlong]

Robert de Niro

Used to to be a great actor, now sold himself out to the dopey old twat roles.

Edited 2 February 2016 by Mike Oxlong

[Rincewind]

Thinking of a witty reply to a new thread only to see that it has been locked after 3 posts.U-U

[bovril]

My pathetic attempts at folding maps.

[DB11]

Accidentally pressing the 'Mark all as read' button on the forum and not having any idea where I'm at with anything!

[StanSP]

Accidentally pressing the 'Mark all as read' button on the forum and not having any idea where I'm at with anything!

 

haha great shout. can't undo it either.

[Rincewind]

That sometimes can be a good thing. Especially in the football section.

[Merging Cultures]

"I feel as clean as a hippo."

 

Hippos aren't clean, they're covered in mud from africa water.

 

 

The ones in the Zambezi are very clean.

Edited 4 February 2016 by Merging Cultures

[Webbo]

The ones in the Zambezi are very clean.

Bit racist? What are you saying about other hippos.

[Beliall]

Bit racist? What are you saying about other hippos.

 

They're Hungry Hungry

[bovril]

Hippos on benefits and proud.

[Alf Bentley]

Hippos on benefits and proud.

 

 

It's the benefits cheetahs you need to watch out for.

[Merging Cultures]

Bit racist? What are you saying about other hippos.

They are filth.

[Beliall]

They are filth.

 

[Merging Cultures]

[MC Prussian]

Football commentators on PayTV advertising their channel's new subscription offers during a live event.

[Brenfox]

Cushions on beds. What's the bloody point? You & the missus are the only people that see them & it's a pain in the arse having to take them off every night when you want to go to bed.

[separator]

Neighbours who nick your replacement orange recycling bags from wherever the binman throws them onto your garden. Luckily you can order them online from the LCC website.

[Freesolo]

Psycho woman that appear normal for a few weeks then BANG! they turn into maniacs and on top of it all won't leave you alone and don't understand the concept of free will.

[Vacamion]

Psycho woman that appear normal for a few weeks then BANG! they turn into maniacs

Alright, Barry Scott....

:rolleyes

[ScouseFox]

Psycho woman that appear normal for a few weeks then BANG! they turn into maniacs and on top of it all won't leave you alone and don't understand the concept of free will.

 

aka everyone on the planet who isnt a man aka all women 

[leicsmac]

aka everyone on the planet who isnt a man aka all women 

 

Hey, being a psychotic possessive nutter is a gender-neutral quality. Remember Josef Fritzl...

[Tuna]

Hey, being a psychotic possessive nutter is a gender-neutral quality. Remember Josef Fritzl...

 

Plays left back for Hertha Berlin, right?

[ScouseFox]

Hey, being a psychotic possessive nutter is a gender-neutral quality. Remember Josef Fritzl...

 

yeah what he did was a bit loopy but i bet he didnt spend half his day just crying for no reason 

[Vacamion]

yeah what he did was a bit loopy but i bet he didnt spend half his day just crying for no reason

ScouseFritzl.