What grinds my gears...

[Izzy]

52 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

He who smelt it dealt it! 

He who said the rhyme did the crime! 

[Guest MattP]

1 hour ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

I do actually love dropping them in public, so childish but also so amusing if people get upset, mine are often terrible as well.

 

It's still not as bad as a close friend though who once did a fart that stank so bad someone started on him for it.

[bovril]

2 hours ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

I guffed this morning on the tube. Hope it wasn't me. Jubilee line, round about London Bridge, about 8.15am.

Edited 16 January 2019 by bovril

[Izzy]

7 minutes ago, bovril said:

I guffed this morning on the tube. Hope it wasn't me. Jubilee line, round about London Bridge, about 8.15am.

IT WAS YOU!!! 

 

 Nah, this was on the Bakerloo line near Oxford Circus about 9.30am.

 

Packed in like sardines, no air, people coughing and spluttering. Fvckin vilest smell ever 

 

[bovril]

Just now, Izzy said:

IT WAS YOU!!! 

 

 Nah, this was on the Bakerloo line near Oxford Circus about 9.30am.

 

Packed in like sardines, no air, people coughing and spluttering. Fvckin vilest smell ever 

 

Crowded Bakerloo line is how I imagine menopause must be.  

[Countryfox]

1 hour ago, MattP said:

I do actually love dropping them in public, so childish but also so amusing if people get upset, mine are often terrible as well.

 

It's still not as bad as a close friend though who once did a fart that stank so bad someone started on him for it.

 

Me too Matt ...   then looking all innocent but watching for the first nose to twitch ...   as soon as I see that I start twitching and scowling too ...   usually all eyes then fall on some poor sap that was the last to get a whiff ...     inward sniggers every time !     

[StanSP]

The art and concept of crop-dusting.

 

Just like farting itself, could be silent and deadly as well.

[bovril]

4 hours ago, MattP said:

It's still not as bad as a close friend though who once did a fart that stank so bad someone started on him for it.

"are you looking at my fart?!"

[Mike Oxlong]

9 hours ago, Izzy said:

When someone drops a SBD fart on a crowded Tube. Bang out of order and nowhere to run.

Having been a perpetrator this is one of the few things I miss about living in London ? 

[Stadt]

The confused emoticon reaction on here really irrationally winds me up 

[Stadt]

7 hours ago, Stadt said:

The confused emoticon reaction on here really irrationally winds me up 

Oh wow, clever dicks  

[Jimothy]

5 minutes ago, Stadt said:

Oh wow, clever dicks  

Couldn't resist. As soon as you put a post up like that people are bound to 

[Tuna]

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Edited 18 January 2019 by Tuna

[ARTY_FOX]

I’m working with a guy that is a ridiculously loud eater. He whistles constantly and hums. Sings to songs on the radio like he’s on the X factor final. Makes a 20 minute job 2 hours and today is day 5. I can’t take it any more  

[Stadt]

Trent Alexander-Arnold, annoying face and shit name 

[RoboFox]

TikTok pre-roll ads on YouTube.

 

Absolute f**king bin. Nothing has made me so determined to NOT engage with a product.

[foxile5]

Cardi B. 

 

Awful human. Makes noises like a child and is indulged as though that's talented. 

 

**** James Corden too. Fat, talentless, toxic waste of life. 

[foxile5]

Also people who refer to the main meals as anything other than : breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 

 

Tea is ****ing annoying. 

Supper makes me want to belt whoever is saying it. 

[Countryfox]

6 minutes ago, foxile5 said:

Also people who refer to the main meals as anything other than : breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 

 

Tea is ****ing annoying. 

Supper makes me want to belt whoever is saying it. 

 

I’m going to reply to that when I get back from brunch ...

[foxile5]

23 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

I’m going to reply to that when I get back from brunch ...

Crap word designed to validate the 20 somethings of London. 

 

Rampant stupidity. Three meals

Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner.

 

The rest are just snacks. 

[Countryfox]

1 hour ago, foxile5 said:

Also people who refer to the main meals as anything other than : breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 

 

Tea is ****ing annoying. 

Supper makes me want to belt whoever is saying it. 

 

No you are right of course mate.    I remember my mum saying after us  kids got home from junior school. ...    “What do you want for tea today children?” ...   and my dad used to lunge over and smack her straight in the mouth ....    oh how we laughed !! ...   even mum used to join in once she’d picked up her  false teeth (she lost the real ones very early on) ...      just one of those happy childhood memories I suppose ...  

[Soup]

Sean Paul. The twat is easily avoided but occasionally he pops up in a song on TV or a radio station I have no control over. The most hideous voice ever and what the hell is he going on about? Awful 

[foxile5]

1 minute ago, Countryfox said:

 

No you are right of course mate.    I remember my mum saying after us  kids got home from junior school. ...    “What do you want for tea today children?” ...   and my dad used to lunge over and smack her straight in the mouth ....    oh how we laughed !! ...   even mum used to join in once she’d picked up her  false teeth (she lost the real ones very early on) ...      just one of those happy childhood memories I suppose ...  

Ahhhahahahaha. 

 

 

[SouthStandUpperTier]

SkyBet adverts with Jeff Stelling and the Soccer Saturday crew. Awful.

[Corky]

2 hours ago, Soup said:

Sean Paul. The twat is easily avoided but occasionally he pops up in a song on TV or a radio station I have no control over. The most hideous voice ever and what the hell is he going on about? Awful 

Fair point but Sean don't really care what people say.