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Absolute *** of our time Pt.MXXVI

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nnfox

nnfox

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1 hour ago, Wymsey said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-67461621

 

Some might think this sentence is quite long, but it won't take away that he's lucky it isn't longer...

That is a poor sentence.  He surely must have been given a fair amount of credit for a guilty plea.  I find it quite perverse that he can be as obstructive as he could be when arrested (refusing breath test, refusing PIN for phone), yet once the evidence had been presented and it was clear that he was guilty with some quite aggravating factors, then he pleads guilty and receives a lesser sentence.  

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Trav Le Bleu

Trav Le Bleu

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Some people might think this sentence is quite long, especially if I were to use really big words such as antidisestablishmentarianism, which my spell check suggests is not even a word, quite erroneously, as it is commonly thought to be the longest word in the English language, even though it is actually pneumonoultramicrosvopicsilicovol, which once again my spell check is underlining in red and so therefore is equating unequivocally that neither is this a word that is found is usage by the denizens of the British Isles and indeed much of the world formerly colonised by the erstwhile mentioned people, renowned for their vast empire on which the sun never set, but which is now a mere shadow of its once influential power as a world state.

 

But I digress

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Silebyfox_89

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22 minutes ago, nnfox said:

That is a poor sentence.  He surely must have been given a fair amount of credit for a guilty plea.  I find it quite perverse that he can be as obstructive as he could be when arrested (refusing breath test, refusing PIN for phone), yet once the evidence had been presented and it was clear that he was guilty with some quite aggravating factors, then he pleads guilty and receives a lesser sentence.  

Should be charged with murder.

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Bellend Sebastian

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Just bought a Henry Hoover.

 

Didn't realise you can opt to unclip his delightful, jolly little face, and perhaps even discard it completely, and use the unit without it.

 

Anyone that chooses to do so belongs in this thread IMHO.

 

"Oh you've got one of those charming Henry vacuum cleaners, they're so cute aren't they OH MY GOD IT DOESN'T HAVE A FACE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU MONSTER" etc (date ends)

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Trav Le Bleu

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3 hours ago, Bellend Sebastian said:

Just bought a Henry Hoover.

 

Didn't realise you can opt to unclip his delightful, jolly little face, and perhaps even discard it completely, and use the unit without it.

 

Anyone that chooses to do so belongs in this thread IMHO.

 

"Oh you've got one of those charming Henry vacuum cleaners, they're so cute aren't they OH MY GOD IT DOESN'T HAVE A FACE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT YOU MONSTER" etc (date ends)

Says the man who bought Foxy Peter.

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