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[Mike Oxlong]

[TheyCallMeMrCarbohydrate]

 

[Izzy]

3 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

[Buce]

4 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

 

Isn't it just.

[StanSP]

58 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

 

53 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

Isn't it just.

100%  

[Parafox]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

I wouldn't have got out of bed after the first wank, so my whole working day would be a write off. And forget going to the gym.

[Countryfox]

1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

 

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

Isn't it just.

 

Load of cobblers ...    everybody knows that after the third wank you have to dip it in a basin of cold water ...  and where’s that on the chart ..  eh ?  eh? ...     totally inaccurate !!

[Parafox]

28 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

 

Load of cobblers ...    everybody knows that after the third wank you have to dip it in a basin of cold water ...  and where’s that on the chart ..  eh ?  eh? ...     totally inaccurate !!

A BASIN??? My gosh I'm jealous, I just use a bowl.

[Tinman]

[Jattdogg]

9 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

Im 38. The first wank is great. Second is more like meh why not and somewhat forced just because. 3rd is  the old "fuk knows when this will happen again so might as well slap the Gandhi".

 

4th? Im not 18.. 2 is fantastic, 3 is a miracle. By 4 i've got more important things to do like mow the lawn and cook dinner. Lol.

[stretch1965]

13 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Fvck me that’s spookily accurate ?

Totally agree other than I would add sending a bullshit email to the boss late in the afternoon so he knows you are working and not watching selby in the snooker.......

[Milo]

[tom27111]

So I'm a member of management in a newly refurbed pub. Due to the old staff being shit at ordering, we have 8 cases of Captain Morgan's dark rum and a shit load of cheap cocktail mix. 

 

To get rid of our over stock, I've had some menus printed. 200 of them.

 

One of my concoctions to sell this stuff is a strawberry daiquiri...But as a daiquiri is traditionally made with light rum, I wanted to reflect this by giving it a different name. We came up with 'Dirty Daiquiri'

 

Then this was bought to my attention.....

[Danizen]

4 hours ago, tom27111 said:

So I'm a member of management in a newly refurbed pub. Due to the old staff being shit at ordering, we have 8 cases of Captain Morgan's dark rum and a shit load of cheap cocktail mix. 

 

To get rid of our over stock, I've had some menus printed. 200 of them.

 

One of my concoctions to sell this stuff is a strawberry daiquiri...But as a daiquiri is traditionally made with light rum, I wanted to reflect this by giving it a different name. We came up with 'Dirty Daiquiri'

 

Then this was bought to my attention.....

Just roll with it. All the best cocktails have dirty names.

[The Quick Brown Fox]

2 minutes ago, Danizen said:

Just roll with it. All the best cocktails have dirty names.

Very true! When my Mrs orders sex on the beach she's not expecting to get sand in her knickers, why would somebody ordering a dirty daiquiri expect someone to take a dump in their front bum? 

[urban.spaceman]

[Jattdogg]

On 12/04/2018 at 19:37, Danizen said:

Just roll with it. All the best cocktails have dirty names.

You mean Just  $hit in it.

[Wolfox]

[Milo]

[urban.spaceman]

22 hours ago, Wolfox said:

That's the only club left in that town now.

 

All the other clubs have been closed down.

[Parafox]

On ‎4‎/‎14‎/‎2018 at 18:41, Wolfox said:

 

1 hour ago, urban.spaceman said:

That's the only club left in that town now.

 

All the other clubs have been closed down.

People getting angry...

 

As you can see with the crowd,

[Raw Dykes]

17 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

That's the only club left in that town now.

 

All the other clubs have been closed down.

Too much fighting on the concourse.

[Benguin]

18 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

That's the only club left in that town now.

 

All the other clubs have been closed down.

Stop your messing around...

[Tinman]

Edited 16 April 2018 by Tinman

[urban.spaceman]

2 hours ago, Tinman said:

Lucky that he's still in prison - seeing as their first team will be eligible for the Checkatrade Trophy next season you wouldn't want him to be playing against academies.