Jamie Vardy to Leicester in £1m scoop

[Bayfox]

And if he starts selling cars?

reg?

[LCFCCHRIS]

When he gets too many yellows he can be cardy vardy

[Trav Le Bleu]

When he gets too many yellows he can be cardy vardy

But he might get upset and become mardy cardy vardy.

[Simo86]

If he puts on a few pounds we can call him Lardy Vardy

[STEVIE B]

If he starts writing plays etc, Bardy Vardy

[Lancsfox]

If he becomes a boxer he'll be hardy vardy

[mrmagoomc4]

if he becomes strike partner to gally then laurel n vardy

[Bluearmyfox28]

Everytime I see this pop up I think there's some more info but then I just more comments about Vardy's name

[Bert]

[Simmsy]

I'm guessing he's one of the players John Percy was referring to on twitter then?

[BlooArmeh!]

Has anyone actually seen him play? What attributes does he possess? Pace? A good finisher? Strength? I need to know more! I know he scores goals in the Conference but what warrants a £1,000,000 price-tag?

[HoustonFox]

If he goes out drinking too much we can call him Party Hardy Vardy

[Raw Dykes]

If he goes out drinking too much we can call him Party Hardy Vardy

...and if he gets a bit lairy and glasses anyone, we can call him Shardy Vardy

[1884Fox]

If he does something stupid we can call him Tardy Vardy

[shade]

and if he boosts team morale then we can call him camaraderie vardy!

[FoxyPalace.com]

If he gets the Hump we can call him Mardy Vardy!

[Simmsy]

If he turns out to be an ace at poker he'll be cardy Vardy.

[rico]

If he puts on weight,Lardy Vardy

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

If he's a reckless driver we can call him foolhardy vardy

[Tielemans63]

If his consistent lateness to training resulted in a poor attitude and dramatic weight gain he'd be tardy, mardy, foolhardy, lardy, Vardy.

[AnotherShitSeason]

Please not another torturous summer long thread of BS. The Nicky Maynard thread / saga was bad enough.

Nothing to say = Don't say it. PLEASE.

[Tielemans63]

Please not another torturous summer long thread of BS. The Nicky Maynard thread / saga was bad enough.

Nothing to say = Don't say it. PLEASE.

You'll be lucky!

[shade]

Please not another torturous summer long thread of BS. The Nicky Maynard thread / saga was bad enough.

Nothing to say = Don't say it. PLEASE.

well said!

[Guest]

I miss the Nicky Maynard thread

[Bettsj2]

Please not another torturous summer long thread of BS. The Nicky Maynard thread / saga was bad enough.

Nothing to say = Don't say it. PLEASE.

Someone is a little Mardeh Vardeh