StanSP Posted 24 June 2014 Posted 24 June 2014 Martin Keown just said, while the ball was in play and the goal-keeper was taking ages to kick it, 'I hope the referee is adding time on for this'.
Corky Posted 24 June 2014 Author Posted 24 June 2014 Danny Murphy said that he's seen Samaras take a cool penalty under pressure in an Old Firm derby. Except he missed.
AKCJ Posted 24 June 2014 Posted 24 June 2014 Sol Bamba makes a foul, "He's a no-nonsense defender, I can tell you." Was that really said? Would love to see their reaction to videos of him in a City shirt.
lgfualol Posted 24 June 2014 Posted 24 June 2014 Do you think Phil Neville looks at his hair in the mirror and thinks "Yep, looking good there Phil"?
J.Lisemore Posted 25 June 2014 Posted 25 June 2014 Danny Murphy said that he's seen Samaras take a cool penalty under pressure in an Old Firm derby. Except he missed. Think he was referring to this one, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iuctE0BsrQ
Grandad. Posted 25 June 2014 Posted 25 June 2014 ITV have just put Andros Townsend who wasn't good enough for the World Cup squad this year in their side for England at Euro 2016. Kill me.
ScouseFox Posted 25 June 2014 Posted 25 June 2014 if clarke carlisle thinks something is "worth pointing out" it is almost definitely not worth pointing out at all
Stadt Posted 25 June 2014 Posted 25 June 2014 Was that really said? Would love to see their reaction to videos of him in a City shirt. Yep, I nearly spat out whatever beverage I was drinking at the time out
fazzyfox Posted 26 June 2014 Posted 26 June 2014 The way Lineker talks to Juninho (and like he did to Leonardo in the past) - Gary they're foreign not ninety or deaf, "So...they hold a high line....a high line I say..high.....would ....you....like...a...cup....of...tea...tea....tea....and...a nice.... biscuit...." Commentator in a Greece match, "And Greece are suffering in the heat" like they're from Bognor Regis or Antartica. Phil Neville as he ages looks more and more like the guy who answers the door in a Hammer Horror film. Or the son they keep in the cellar and don't speak about. Jonathan Pearce's constant amateur hour coaching advice coincided with his whining almost crying tone of voice when he gets excited.
Stadt Posted 26 June 2014 Posted 26 June 2014 Adrian wants to have a wresting match with Gary in their budgie smugglers...wtf
LCFC31 Posted 26 June 2014 Posted 26 June 2014 Adrian wants to have a wresting match with Gary in their budgie smugglers...wtf Just heard this too. Now can't get the horrific image of Adrian Chiles in budgie smugglers out of my head. Thanks for that Adrian...
Stadt Posted 26 June 2014 Posted 26 June 2014 Just heard this too. Now can't get the horrific image of Adrian Chiles in budgie smugglers out of my head. Thanks for that Adrian...I'm sure Gary feels violently ill
Asha Posted 26 June 2014 Posted 26 June 2014 ITV4: "Kokorin... he's the poster boy of Russian football" Main commentator (no idea who) has said that at least five times and we're only 12 minutes in
Far Post Gerry Posted 27 June 2014 Posted 27 June 2014 Having lived in Asia for the last 5 years I dream of a bit of English punditry. I actually miss Lawro - that's how bad it is. English media might not be perfect, but it's still the best in the world.
CosbehFox Posted 27 June 2014 Posted 27 June 2014 ITV4: "Kokorin... he's the poster boy of Russian football" Main commentator (no idea who) has said that at least five times and we're only 12 minutes in Arlo White, Leicester fan. He was gaff tastic yesterday. My favourite nugget was Phil Neville on Benzema. Wilson: Phil, is Benzema a top world class striker or a very good striker? Neville: Somewhere in the middle for me. He's not quite world class but he's a bit better than very good.
Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot Posted 27 June 2014 Posted 27 June 2014 "And, as I said on 5 live, Henry and Seedorf can win as many medals as they want, but they can't commentate on a goal the way I described Tim Cahill's brilliant volley against the Netherlands." Robbie Savage, never afraid to show quite how much of a twat he is.
Corky Posted 27 June 2014 Author Posted 27 June 2014 http://www.football365.com/f365-features/9361322/World-Cup-TV-Pundits-Review-The-Newbies Tend to agree about Ferdinand, offered a different insight having played against plenty of the players involved.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 27 June 2014 Posted 27 June 2014 Savage's class clown get up is wearing very thin now, prat. Also it can't be me noticing the simmering homoeroticism between the combo of Chiles and O'Neill towards Fabio Cannvaro, they mention his looks before every adbreak. And his hair. His lovely, lovely hair.
Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot Posted 27 June 2014 Posted 27 June 2014 Thing is with comments like that, Savage says they can never do that, well, they're not commentators, and the really funny thing is if they wanted to be co-commentators they'd be infinitely better than him. It's like me saying Savage will never be able to have that amazing Lucy-leftie yank I had last night.
BoneDog Posted 27 June 2014 Posted 27 June 2014 Has anyone got the audio from Savage's Cahill commentary? I was watching but can't remember how special it was. Savage's class clown get up is wearing very thin now, prat. Also it can't be me noticing the simmering homoeroticism between the combo of Chiles and O'Neill towards Fabio Cannvaro, they mention his looks before every adbreak. And his hair. His lovely, lovely hair. Did you see the very first ITV World Cup show? I meant to mention it at the time but forgot. Chiles and Dixon were both mentioning Fabio's handsomeness. I thought give it a rest lads you're embarrassing the English, this is supposed to be a football show it's not Graham Norton for crying out loud. Then Dixon mentioned it again, leaned over and put his hand on Fabio's forearm for about 20 seconds. It looked pretty awkward. Think Fabio was thinking wtf is going on here gents, I came to talk about the football.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 1 July 2014 Posted 1 July 2014 It seems the saying "Hollywood" in a football context is 2014's "quarterback role" in the list of footballing commentary / punditry cliches that mean **** all.
Finnegan Posted 1 July 2014 Posted 1 July 2014 Lawrenson is a clueless pratt. The love in he gets for being oh so hilarious from people who've never heard sarcasm before is awful.
ScouseFox Posted 1 July 2014 Posted 1 July 2014 nah he is funny. he doesn't know anything but he's funny.
Finnegan Posted 1 July 2014 Posted 1 July 2014 No offence, matey, but he's lowest common denominator funny.
Beliall Posted 1 July 2014 Posted 1 July 2014 Compared to a comedian hes not funny at all, compared to all commentators, hes a perrier award winner
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.