How to fix the World

[gazzer]

Losers in a Michael Winner Script

it's got a bmx certificate

 

 

you are allowed one post each so choose your words...

 

(this doesn't count as mine obviously i get another go,)

kill the bankers

[Vlad the Fox]

Make Leicester City the best team in it. Our domination, success and all the trophys we win won't cure any ills in the world but it will make my world a lot better and I could then easily ignore all the other shit that is going on.

[Jon the Hat]

End 24hour news.

[Webbo]

Make me world president. Utopia is just around the corner.

[AndWhat?]

Ban religion

[AyewJoking]

we can fix the world by blowing up large chunks of it, nothing too drastic, just places like iraq, india and scotland.

[Collymore]

Stop blaming wellens

[whoareyaaa]

Fake alien invasion.

[MooseBreath]

Eugenics

[Strokes]

Blame wellens

[Rincewind]

Eugenics

gluegenics

we can fix the world by blowing up large chunks of it, nothing too drastic, just places like iraq, india and scotland.

not forgetting derby

[yorkie1999]

Remove everyone's eyes.

[bovril]

Drop Morgan.

[DennisNedry]

Put a gas chamber behind the exit door for Jeremy Kyle.

[Mike Oxlong]

Bin PMS/PMT

[bovril]

Rebuild Filbo.

[BrokenRecord]

Fake alien invasion.

Bit like Watchmen?

[Carl the Llama]

Teach the terrorists about girls and internet porn.

[johnny the fox]

Hunt down and kill jeremy clarkson.

[m4DD0gg]

Give all world leaders ecstasy.

[stevelcfc]

Hunt down and kill jeremy clarkson.

 

Do you drive a Peugeot?

[Lamby]

Cull the homeless

[bovril]

Decide elections by octopus.

[Bayfox]

me. kylie. have babies

[Rincewind]

Cull the homeless

put moosebreath in charge of this task.