MooseBreath Posted 1 March 2015 Share Posted 1 March 2015 put moosebreath in charge of this task. What u talking about I luv the homeless which there was more of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 1 March 2015 Share Posted 1 March 2015 Ok take charge of social housing and you will get your wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 1 March 2015 Share Posted 1 March 2015 End 24hour news. Good call. Allow a maximum of 30 seconds news per day. What would political parties devote their time to then, instead of seeking to control the media agenda? Make me world president. Utopia is just around the corner. Utopia is just around the corner? What's Utopia? Some dodgy wine bar with a dodgy décor painted by dodgy painters & decorators, where you show a Tory party membership card and get tax-free drinks provided your income is above £150k? Ban religion Ban banning, but allow banners to promote the banning of banning. Eugenics Breath freshener for moose. Drop Morgan. Drop Piers Morgan from the top of the Empire State Building. Cull the homeless Home the clueless. Decide elections by octopus. Read "The Dice Man" by Luke Rhinehart....but don't cite me as a witness if you're done for mass murder in the Balkans. Less standard of living, more quality of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny the fox Posted 1 March 2015 Share Posted 1 March 2015 Good call. Allow a maximum of 30 seconds news per day. What would political parties devote their time to then, instead of seeking to control the media agenda? Utopia is just around the corner? What's Utopia? Some dodgy wine bar with a dodgy décor painted by dodgy painters & decorators, where you show a Tory party membership card and get tax-free drinks provided your income is above £150k? Ban banning, but allow banners to promote the banning of banning. Breath freshener for moose. Drop Piers Morgan from the top of the Empire State Building. Home the clueless. Read "The Dice Man" by Luke Rhinehart....but don't cite me as a witness if you're done for mass murder in the Balkans. Less standard of living, more quality of life. "The dice man"... think that's how Nigel picks his team,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingcarr21 Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Destroy Facebook. Its the root cause of so much evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stadt Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Legalise Safe standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Remove human beings from it; the world will fix itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Remove human beings from it; the world will fix itself. What a terrible attitude. You sound like a potential high school shooter. Human beings are the most incredible species ever by miles and miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Accept and acknowledge that capitalism doesnt work and seek an alternative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Accept and acknowledge that capitalism doesnt work and seek an alternative What!? Christ alive you can tell the lefties have arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicsmac Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 What a terrible attitude. You sound like a potential high school shooter. Human beings are the most incredible species ever by miles and miles. I'm not massive on nihilism either. Humans have a lot of potential to be good for this planet (and possibly beyond). The question is if we can overcome our evolutionary programming and self/group interest long enough to be able to deal with what Earth will throw at us in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfanazer Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 4 day weekends. Simple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bovril Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Jail people who write "should of". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merging Cultures Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Improve access to education and information, and make markets really free and fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Remove the human rights act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bovril Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 "Imagine there's no human rights act..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LcFc_Smiv Posted 2 March 2015 Share Posted 2 March 2015 Destroy social media Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpaM Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 The government should tell everybody they've made contact with an alien species, who claim to have created the human race and made the earth inhabitable for their own amusement. Then everybody will be ****** off at the aliens instead and all this stupid killing each other might stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny the fox Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 What a terrible attitude. You sound like a potential high school shooter. Human beings are the most incredible species ever by miles and miles. Jeremy kyle show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicsmac Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 The government should tell everybody they've made contact with an alien species, who claim to have created the human race and made the earth inhabitable for their own amusement. Then everybody will be ****** off at the aliens instead and all this stupid killing each other might stop. I've said this for a while. The only thing that would get humanity to act as one would be a significant external threat. And even then unless it was utterly blatant it might not work - mankind might well just end up eating itself as individual groups think they can survive the threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseBreath Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 Much smaller governments, more direct democracy, but voters must pass tests to prove they have a broad understanding of issues before they're allowed to vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rincewind Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 broader understanding in what sense and who sets the guidelines? Not disagreeing but maybe politicians should have an understanding of issues before being elected. Somebody that has only known and mixed with millionaires and socialites will have little experience of what it is like to live on a low wage and on a council estate. The same could be said visa versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 Society - Shut down the internet, throw all mobile phones in the bin. Make all kids do 2-3 exercise and sports after school. I'm also up for the Jeremy Kyle gas chamber idea. Politics- Remove Postal voting, party whips and every subject that goes through the house must be a free vote. Remove all child benefit and 'rights' acts. Religion - Mock it, and mock all of them, not just the ones you aren't scared that something might happen to you if you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScouseFox Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 free the nipple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicsmac Posted 3 March 2015 Share Posted 3 March 2015 Society - Shut down the internet, throw all mobile phones in the bin. Make all kids do 2-3 exercise and sports after school. I'm also up for the Jeremy Kyle gas chamber idea. Politics- Remove Postal voting, party whips and every subject that goes through the house must be a free vote. Remove all child benefit and 'rights' acts. Religion - Mock it, and mock all of them, not just the ones you aren't scared that something might happen to you if you do. Everything fine apart from the bolded one. The Web could do more for human freedom in oppressed areas than any invention since the bladed weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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