RonnieTodger Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 If someone has more than one cat, they're probably a bit weird.
StanSP Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 you can't polish a turd, but you can cover it in glitter
Guest Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 If your club is 5000/1 to win the league, pile all your savings into it.
Christoph Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 Never bring your inflatable dinosaur to a football game.
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 If you are going to scratch your ball sac and arsehole and then sniff your fingers don't do it in front of a tv audience of millions
Carl the Llama Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 If you're thinking of getting a cat it's best to get at least 2 so they can keep each other company when you aren't around also you get double the fluffy kitty cuddles.
Ross-Kemp Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 If you look like Abz from 5ive, you will get lucky with the ladies on Tinder.
Countryfox Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 Don't ever ever ever lend your favourite box set to a 'good friend' ....
Izzy Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 The customer is always right (apart from when they're obviously wrong)
DJ Barry Hammond Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 If someone has more than one cat, they're probably a bit weird. If you're thinking of getting a cat it's best to get at least 2 so they can keep each other company when you aren't around also you get double the fluffy kitty cuddles. Bet you didn't expect your point to be proved this early on in the thread!
Jattdogg Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 Withdrawal method IS an acceptable form of birth control if shes hot and rich
Carl the Llama Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 Bet you didn't expect your point to be proved this early on in the thread! Joke's on you; I don't actually have any cats. But I want all the cats.
fuchsntf Posted 6 July 2016 Posted 6 July 2016 Never use the word Nobodies if you are a spurs fan. Dont do premature laps of honour , if you an Arsenal player. Dont even try to think, if your names Hodgson. If you get an England call up, pretend your on holiday.. If your English and are asked about europe, say...I can take it or leave it. Whether you were remain, or Brexit you have nobody left to blame.
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