davieG Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 Quote Police have released pictures of a man they want to trace in connection with an alleged theft of a venetian blind from a shop. Police said a man allegedly concealed the blind down one trouser leg and up the back of his jacket before leaving the Dunelm Mill store in Nene Valley Retail Park, in Northampton. Northamptonshire Police said the man left the shop, which is part of a chain owned by the Leicestershire company, without paying. Staff followed him up a nearby canal path, where he dropped the blind before making off. The blind was damaged as a result. In a statement, the force said: "Officers would like to speak with the man pictured or anyone with information. Contact Northamptonshire Police on 101. Read more at http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/police-want-to-speak-to-this-man-about-alleged-theft-of-venetian-blind/story-29819955-detail/story.html#5GUVXdcYKSlmEBDd.99 Alleged & Concealed
kingcarr21 Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 1 minute ago, davieG said: Alleged & Concealed How did he even get out the shop
surrifox Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 Is he blind to the distress that his crime has caused the victim
Babylon Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 Unreal.... It's either Wes or Kanye... Wes has been playing like he's got a rod up his arse, so that figures.
GazzinderFox Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 Top marks for ambition. I wouldn't have thought beyond sticking a couple of grand designs DVDs down my trousers. I'd like to think this was done as some kind of bet that involved having to steal something of greater length than six feet. We need more of this.
Wymsey Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 Dunelm needs to improve it's theft measures and curtain out this type of situation. I know someone who works high up at the company and admits customer service/security could be better in places.
David Guiza Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 I understand the point to it, but sometimes you have to admire the use of the word 'alleged'.
Drew Peacock Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 For some reason it seems wrong to rep every comment in a thread. Thanks though everyone for making me laugh. This is brilliant.
ajthefox Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 1 hour ago, SystonFox said: What kind of man steals a Venetian blind.
Rincewind Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 When they catch him he will say he was depressed at the time and the police will tell him to pull himself together.
bovril Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 39 minutes ago, Rincewind said: When they catch him he will say he was depressed at the timed and the police will tell him to pull himself together. You've really lowered yourself with that pun fail.
bovril Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 16 minutes ago, m4DD0gg said: Is that Wes Morgan? No I think it's a Ventian blind. Wes' head isn't that pointy.
Beliall Posted 19 October 2016 Posted 19 October 2016 5 hours ago, bovril said: No I think it's a Ventian blind. Wes' head isn't that pointy.
Filbert_Ross Posted 20 October 2016 Posted 20 October 2016 If it wasn't for Venetian blinds it would be curtains for us all.
Rocket-Ron Posted 20 October 2016 Posted 20 October 2016 A woman is just getting out of the shower when there’s a knock at the door. She doesn’t have a towel at hand so she shouts, “Who is it?” “It’s the blind man” Realising the towel no longer matters, she opens the door. The blind man says, “Nice tits, love. Where do you want the blinds?”
foxy boxing Posted 20 October 2016 Posted 20 October 2016 sorry mr security officer i've just got a hunch back like Richard III
Alf Bentley Posted 20 October 2016 Posted 20 October 2016 If he'd walked in on stilts, pretending to be from a visiting circus, he could have tucked the blinds down his back and got away without drawing attention to himself.
Nick Posted 20 October 2016 Posted 20 October 2016 I think I've seen him before in Northampton. I was out on the Welly Road a few months ago playing pool in a bar - he was looking in through a small window, watching with his face pressed up against the glass - I mentioned to my mates he looked like an image from the 'The Scream' painting with his hands pressed up around his face. He thought I was taking the **** so knocked on the window and informed me he was coming in to the pub to kick the **** out of me. Sure enough he came in and squared up to me. I told him he looked like the Edward Munch painting whilst at the window and he looked a bit confused and walked off. Full quite not ticket.
GaelicFox Posted 20 October 2016 Posted 20 October 2016 On 19/10/2016 at 11:26, SystonFox said: What kind of man steals a Venetian blind. That the first thing I thought when I say this story
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