willie-bell-in-rothley Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 Just wondered what yours are after enjoying some of the chanting and personal banter across the wall stewards at Arsenal, i thought the '' his eyes are offside chant '' on Wednesday was superb.
Fox92 Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 007 at Upton Park. That was a good one. (I think I saw that geezer at Olympic Park this season btw).
yorkie1999 Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 Can't remember where it was, but the funniest i ever heard was "gingernut, yer mom's a milf" followed by the gingernut standing with his arms aloft whilst his mum buried her head.
boots60 Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 52 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said: Can't remember where it was, but the funniest i ever heard was "gingernut, yer mom's a milf" followed by the gingernut standing with his arms aloft whilst his mum buried her head. After Shilton legged it to Stoke to win trophies, the next game at the Victoria ground he was visibly perturbed by the chants of Frankie fecked your missus.
ozvaldo Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 Swindon away. Stood not far from the lad who plays/played Ian Beale's son. "Ian Beale's daughter ... she takes it up the arse" followed by "Ian Beale, what a willy puller, what a willy puller".
Stadt Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 I didn't go but the Stephen Dawson affair at Barnsley away sounded funny
SystonFox Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 Something aimed at Dean Gerken a few years back at Colchester? Being a vegetable?
Hollism Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 Chelsea away in the FA cup five years ago had a load of quality ones. At Cech: "This ain't rugby, take of your haaaat." At David Luiz: "Sideshow Bob is fvcking shit" Best one was saved for some poor steward. One of our lot had brought a black blow-up sex doll that was being chucked around the stand. When it ended up at the front and the steward went to take it down the tunnel, about 5,000 City fans singing: "He's taking it home, he's taking it hoooome! You dirty bastard, he's taking it home"
surrifox Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 6 minutes ago, SystonFox said: Something aimed at Dean Gerken a few years back at Colchester? Being a vegetable? You're just a small cucumber
promised land Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 4 hours ago, Fox92 said: 007 at Upton Park. That was a good one. (I think I saw that geezer at Olympic Park this season btw). I remember him and the chants, didn't he also go arse over tit infront of us after the abuse as well?
Lovejoy Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 "You're just a fat satsuma" when 4-2 down at Goodison on a Sunday evening before Atletico was wonderful.
CyprusFox Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 3 hours ago, boots60 said: After Shilton legged it to Stoke to win trophies, the next game at the Victoria ground he was visibly perturbed by the chants of Frankie fecked your missus. The kop also sang this at filbert Street. Frankie wortho looked a bit embarrassed as well. Maybe something in it.
ian_marshall Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 I enjoyed the 'He's here, he's there, he's every ....... where David Jones' chant at Turf Moor the season we got promoted.
Fox92 Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 1 hour ago, promised land said: I remember him and the chants, didn't he also go arse over tit infront of us after the abuse as well? haha yeah he did.
Sammy Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 Remember a 'he's going to sniff in a minute' aimed at Paddy Kenny at QPR away one year, also the end at West Ham really got in to Rob Green when they came down to the championship. Spurs away this year was also a fun one for winding them up with the mention of them coming third coming up every 5 minutes
Spudulike Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 The funniest that I saw was at Bristol Rovers when the groundsman got the hump as we sung 'Did you come on a tractor'. His boss saw him give us the finger, marched over, took his fork off him and pointed to the tunnel. As he took the walk of shame he was serenaded with 'you're getting sacked in the morning'
Guest Lako42 Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 This season we sang 'champions of England, you'll never sing that' Was ****ing hilarious
Spudulike Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 I liked the Hull response to that... 'City of Culture, you'll never sing that'
EastNeukFox Posted 28 April 2017 Posted 28 April 2017 2 hours ago, ianormondroyd said: The 'hokey pokey'at Torquay was good! Yeah, enjoyed that one, as well as the Sven Goran Eriksson chant aimed at the lookalike groundsman!
Bayfox Posted 29 April 2017 Posted 29 April 2017 17 hours ago, purpleronnie said: hokey cokey surely? Nope. Keeper was Poke. So it became the hokey pokey.
Kitchandro Posted 29 April 2017 Posted 29 April 2017 21 hours ago, Wookie said: I didn't go but the Stephen Dawson affair at Barnsley away sounded funny Haha yes. It was just perfect timing by the announcer. It's hard to imagine a game where our opposition was so outclassed.
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