foxfanazer Posted 5 October 2017 Author Posted 5 October 2017 Just now, Wolfox said: Henderson and his shit Hollywood passes Taken the reigns from Rooney
ALC Fox Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfox said: Henderson and his shit Hollywood passes What does he actually do apart from Brylcreem his hair into oblivion and prance around the pitch with his chest and arse puffed out like some sort of teddy boy silverback?
Swarles Barkley Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 This is like watching leicester, just much less stressful
Vacamion Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Anyone else see Walker taking a free kick and think of that one Huth launched into low earth orbit?
Wolfox Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 7 minutes ago, foxfanazer said: Taken the reigns from Rooney Don't like a Hollywood pass. A legacy of Redknapp, Beckham, Rooney or Gerrard. you might as well pass it back to their keeper 93% of the time
ALC Fox Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 2 minutes ago, Wolfox said: Don't like a Hollywood pass. A legacy of Redknapp, Beckham, Rooney or Gerrard. you might as well pass it back to their keeper 93% of the time It's because we're incapable of passing through teams. We can't string a series of one-touch passes together to pull tge opposition players out of position, so instead we just knock it around in front of them and then the guy who fancies themself as the most cultured player in the side will spray a 40 yard ball to the ball boy.
urban.spaceman Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 I'd honestly wish they'd just put Emmerdale back on instead.
Dan Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 We are just useless aren't we. I think getting out of the group is the new quarter final for us.
Devonfox1884 Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Rashford and Kane are the only ones of this lot with an ounce of quality.
RoboFox Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Supervet is on Channel 4, and I'm in floods of tears. ...Because I can't find the remote so I can turn it on instead of this England sh*te.
TheSomersetFox Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Can Henderson complete a forward pass or one over 10 yards in second half please
Webbo Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 First 5 minutes they were moving the ball quickly it looked good then we reverted to type. Why do we persist with this slow build up play. so predictable.
AKCJ Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 1 minute ago, Webbo said: First 5 minutes they were moving the ball quickly it looked good then we reverted to type. Why do we persist with this slow build up play. so predictable. Pisses me off so much. They all play in the Premier League - notorious for being played at 100mph - yet when they pull on an England shirt the tempo is abysmal.
Fox92 Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Nobody in midfield capable of passing forward... it's like watching Leicester.
Guest Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Rashford, as always, our only decent player. A goalkeeper who makes at least 1 big error every game and a number of lesser errors. A back line who think they can play the ball and end up putting themselves under pressure and the team in the shit. 2 wannabee attackers at right and left back. If defenders could play the ball or attack they'd be attackers! A non existent midfield and a couple of attackers who don't know the meaning of the word. Rashford to score late and then Kane to get one when the pressure is off.
Vacamion Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 It has been poo, hasn't it? Even if / when we qualify, we all know what's coming. That feeling I had when we thrashed the Dutch in 1996. Or when we looked decent in 2002. Or the tournament up to Rooney being injured in 2004. I'd love to feel that again.
Carl the Llama Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 To make matters even worse than the football makes them, I've had to watch it all using an illegal stream because ITV's legal, advert-funded, multi-million pound corporation stream is a piece of absolute gash which can't go more than 20 seconds without stopping for at least as long to buffer.
katieakita Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Just think if we got rid of Shakey and appointed Glenn Hoddle
Vacamion Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 On the subject of Glenn "Hope he dies and is reincarnated as a potato because of his sins as a commentator" Hoddle, I saw this and
Tielemans63 Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 As bad as England are...what a horrible team Slovakia are. Foul after foul yet England don't have the nous to use that to their advantage.
Swarles Barkley Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Looking forward to a plethora of "well that was fvcking dreadful" inbetweeners vines clogging up my social media
Sharpe's Fox Posted 5 October 2017 Posted 5 October 2017 Gonna put Russia with Simon Reeve on bye lads
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