Christmas Confessions

[The Fox Covert]

I got banned by the mods on the BBC for posting a message as a Leicester supporter, wishing Robbie Brady a speedy and complete recovery from his injury in Burnley's recent match against Leicester. Oh! now I get it, my posting was literate and grammatically correct, and not vindictive and spiteful. Unlike 99% of the postings on that board.

[SystonFox]

When we played Fulham away in the cup years back. 4-3 loss me and my mate sat front row and we were giving Tony Warner in goal dogs abuse all game. Like really bad stuff. We should’ve been chucked out for what we were saying really. He later went on to sign for us on loan and I chanted his name cos he was pretty decent I. League one. I’ve no shame, I’ve no regrets

[lifted*fox]

6 hours ago, pazzerfox said:

my mate slipped a viagra into my drink at a wedding last weekend which had no effect!

 

Viagra doesn't work unless you 'want' it to. 

 

So if you don't know you've had it, it won't do anything. 

 

You still have to be aroused, it just increases blood flow to your dick when you are. 

Edited 22 December 2017 by lifted*fox

[Wymsey]

[Suzie the Fox]

3 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

 

Viagra doesn't work unless you 'want' it to. 

 

So if you don't know you've had it, it won't do anything. 

 

You still have to be aroused, it just increases blood flow to your dick when you are. 

Inside knowledge huh?  

[m4DD0gg]

6 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

 

Viagra doesn't work unless you 'want' it to. 

 

So if you don't know you've had it, it won't do anything. 

 

You still have to be aroused, it just increases blood flow to your dick when you are. 

It's all about cialis. That shit is insane. 

[UPinCarolina]

11 hours ago, justfoxes said:

Congratulations Buddy all the best !!

At this point it’s just lads ripping through the rural, deep Michigan night. I’ll take the luck.

[woollett the bullet]

8 hours ago, lifted*fox said:

 

Viagra doesn't work unless you 'want' it to.

 

So if you don't know you've had it, it won't do anything.

 

You still have to be aroused, it just increases blood flow to your dick when you are.

Is that why you call yourself liftedfox?

 

[adam95581]

On 19/12/2017 at 16:07, HighPeakFox said:

I'm Spartacus.

No, I am Spartacus 

[Webbo]

18 hours ago, UPinCarolina said:

She said yes, and it worked out perfectly. The match went to half-time and I went to one knee! 

Congratulations mate. Do we all get an invite to the wedding?

[lifted*fox]

7 hours ago, Suzie the Fox said:

Inside knowledge huh?  

 

I've popped a few Viagra recreationally in the past for when you need that super strong, super long. ?

[filthyfox]

I used to think Slimani was good.... Please don't hate me

[Tuna]

13 minutes ago, Gerbold said:

I'm Spartacus.

 

I thought you were Donald Sutherland 

[foxinsocks]

11 hours ago, Suzie the Fox said:

Inside knowledge huh?  

Viagra was trialed on guys with heart problems. ..  at the end of the trial the subjects didnt want to give it back

Edited 23 December 2017 by foxinsocks

[los dedos]

Early 90s i worked for a company that ran a local leisure centre.As i was the yts boy i was sent into town to survey people to see if they would use a free bus from town to the centre.

I'd just started the survey when a friend pulled up and told me to get in the car as tickets to Barnsley away were selling fast and we needed to get to the ground asap.

So on the way there and back i faked almost 200 surveys.Most of these "people" were very interested in using a free bus.So due to the positive response the council paid for a free bus to run 5 days a week.

So every day on my way to work i would see this mostly empty bus go by Knowing this was partly to me wanting to go Barnsley awayawayp.Think it ran for at least two years!

[Nick]

When in the street I have on more than one occasion avoided survey people and sellers by pretending to be deaf and asking them in a very bad voice "Do you sign?" When they say no - I just shrug and walk off.

[Guest seanfox778]

23 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

When in the street I have on more than one occasion avoided survey people and sellers by pretending to be deaf and asking them in a very bad voice "Do you sign?" When they say no - I just shrug and walk off.

I'd love to see the time when they respond in sign language 

[lifted*fox]

23 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said:

When in the street I have on more than one occasion avoided survey people and sellers by pretending to be deaf and asking them in a very bad voice "Do you sign?" When they say no - I just shrug and walk off.

 

 

soon come the day where someone signs at you. 

[UPinCarolina]

12 hours ago, Webbo said:

Congratulations mate. Do we all get an invite to the wedding?

Well, I can promise pictures and hospitality if you all ever make it to Charlotte, North Carolina.

 

My angle for the honeymoon is a LCFC match next season. You all can spot me a pint then as a wedding present. 

[Webbo]

1 minute ago, UPinCarolina said:

Well, I can promise pictures and hospitality if you all ever make it to Charlotte, North Carolina.

 

My angle for the honeymoon is a LCFC match next season. You all can spot me a pint then as a wedding present. 

What about pictures of the the honeymoon? 

[foxfanazer]

I’m actually a Charlton Athletic fan but my other account on here was banned so I’ve been masquerading as a Leicester fan. 

 

Ps: Anybody know of any jobs going with minimal hours but good pay?

[UPinCarolina]

3 minutes ago, Webbo said:

What about pictures of the the honeymoon? 

Nobody wants to see that 

[The whole world smiles]

My dad went to filbo street to pick up some tickets from the ticket office the day they sacked Peter Taylor. He got chatting to some random woman and they decided to try and blag there way into the press conference they said they were from the harbrough herald or some crap they got in you could see them on East Midlands today. Then the mercurys footy writer Clive Something or other miserable jock bastard realised they weren't in the press and got them thrown out before Taylor came out.

 

True story.....

[Vacamion]

9 minutes ago, The whole world smiles said:

 Then the mercurys footy writer Clive Something or other miserable jock bastard 

 

Bill Anderson.

 

Known as "Hans Christian".

 

???

 

His match reports were works of classic fiction.

[The whole world smiles]

1 hour ago, Vacamion said:

 

Bill Anderson.

 

Known as "Hans Christian".

 

???

 

His match reports were works of classic fiction.

That's the one!