Things that you have done that most people probably haven't

[SpacedX]

No depravity please...

[rico]

Met The Clash

[ScrumpyJack]

Appeared on Four In A Bed.

 

You bet that it's on my CV under relevant experience. 

[Innovindil]

Raised an unexpected litter of kittens. 

 

Hell of an experience. 

[RoboFox]

Spent the afternoon with Jamie Vardy at his house. 

 

Directed David Hasselhoff.

 

Been in bed with Rylan Clark.

 

Was told off by Dame Joan Collins.

 

Flown over the Bristol channel by Carol Vorderman in the back of her Cessna.

 

[Facecloth]

6 minutes ago, RoboFox said:

Spent the afternoon with Jamie Vardy at his house. 

 

Directed David Hasselhoff.

 

Been in bed with Rylan Clark.

 

Was told off by Dame Joan Collins.

 

Flown over the Bristol channel by Carol Vorderman in the back of her Cessna.

 

I would like you to elaborate on all 5 please 

[Benguin]

- Hitchhiking 

Got home to Leicester from Scotland for free after 26 lifts and a 2 near death experiences. 

[James.]

Had a surgical procedure called a "coronal flap". Google it, go on.

[Alf Bentley]

Was held up at gunpoint in Panama and robbed of $7, but the robber missed a couple of hundred in traveller's cheques in my bag

 

A few days later, was an illegal immigrant in Colombia for 3 days (arrived into Guajira desert on a smugglers' boat)

 

Got arrested, then started a new job later the same day - and it was April Fool's Day

 

Picked 7 different fruit/veg for a living in 3 different countries

 

Met my adopted half-brother for the first time at age 52 (he was 59)

 

[All a long time ago, except the last one]

 

 

[stripeyfox]

missed a last minute penalty which would have been the winning goal. 30 seconds later sliced the ball into own net for 2-3 defeat. Oh yeah and the penalty was taken twice (missed first, but keeper off the line so retaken and missed again)

 

Like Deeney day, but if Knockeart had scored an og instead of Deeney

 

 

[Electric Yetis]

Scored 2 own goals in the same match, we won 8-2.

 

Scored in a Cup Final live on TV.  ( Only an old local cable channel)

[Facecloth]

11 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

Was held up at gunpoint in Panama and robbed of $7, but the robber missed a couple of hundred in traveller's cheques in my bag

 

A few days later, was an illegal immigrant in Colombia for 3 days (arrived into Guajira desert on a smugglers' boat)

 

Got arrested, then started a new job later the same day - and it was April Fool's Day

 

Picked 7 different fruit/veg for a living in 3 different countries

 

Met my adopted half-brother for the first time at age 52 (he was 59)

 

[All a long time ago, except the last one]

 

 

Yet you've never driven a car 

[MonmoreStef]

Had a pee in the next urinal to Eddie The Eagle. 

[Izzy]

Seen the West Indies 88-89 cricket team naked.

[Facecloth]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Seen the West Indies 88-89 cricket team naked.

Were you naked or them?

[leicsmac]

Rode the railway from Vladivostok to Leicester, stopping at Irkutsk, Moscow and Paris along the way.

 

Drove a steamboat on Lake Winnipesaukee.

 

Represented Leicestershire at chess.

 

Seen the Aurora Borealis while out sledging in Northern Sweden.

[Izzy]

2 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Were you naked or them?

I knew as soon as I posted it that some smart arse would ask that 

 

They were naked in the changing room of LCCC as I and a couple of mates were taking their kit down to the team bus.

[Facecloth]

1 hour ago, Izzy said:

I knew as soon as I posted it that some smart arse would ask that 

 

They were naked in the changing room of LCCC as I and a couple of mates were taking their kit down to the team bus.

 Couldn't resist. At first glance though, i thought you meant you were in the crowd naked!

 

Were you working at LCCC then or just stealing their clothes?

Edited 2 October 2020 by Facecloth

[Izzy]

51 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

 Couldn't resist. At first glance though, i thought you meant you were in the Crown naked!

 

Were you working at LCCC then or just stealing their clothes?

 

Me and a couple of mates (I'm sure @UpTheLeagueFoxwas there too) got to Grace Road really early to see the tour game. The Windies bus arrived and their kit manager called us over and asked if we'd help take the kit up to the changing rooms. After that they asked if we wanted to help with some slip catching practice in the outfield which was a dream come true really.

 

After the game the kit manager asked if we'd help bring the gear down and load the bus, and promised we'd be first in the queue for the team autographs. It was at that moment that a young Izzy entered the changing rooms to be greeted by the likes of Viv Richards, Malcolm Marshall, Desmond Haynes, Courtney Walsh and others in the buff.

 

A sight for young eyes and from memory, I think Curtley Ambrose was the longest in the shower 

 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

8 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Me and a couple of mates (I'm sure @UpTheLeagueFoxwas there too) got to Grace Road really early to see the tour game. The Windies bus arrived and their kit manager called us over and asked if we'd help take the kit up to the changing rooms. After that they asked if we wanted to help with some slip catching practice in the outfield which was a dream come true really.

 

After the game the kit manager asked if we'd help bring the gear down and load the bus, and promised we'd be first in the queue for the team autographs. It was at that moment that a young Izzy entered the changing rooms to be greeted by the likes of Viv Richards, Malcolm Marshall, Desmond Haynes, Courtney Walsh and others in the buff.

 

A sight for young eyes and from memory, I think Curtley Ambrose was the longest in the shower 

You *think* I was there too? It was down to me all this happened you cheeky get! 

 

(In the mid 80s my dad got chatting to the guy who looked after away touring teams - it was the same bloke every year, regardless who the tourists were - and he sorted me out each summer with 'graphs and stuff and meeting players in return for carrying some kit here and there. Lovely fella, exchanged xmas cards for many years after.)

[Facecloth]

14 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

You *think* I was there too? It was down to me all this happened you cheeky get! 

 

(In the mid 80s my dad got chatting to the guy who looked after away touring teams - it was the same bloke every year, regardless who the tourists were - and he sorted me out each summer with 'graphs and stuff and meeting players in return for carrying some kit here and there. Lovely fella, exchanged xmas cards for many years after.)

Nice to know your memorable eh? 

[Izzy]

16 minutes ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

You *think* I was there too? It was down to me all this happened you cheeky get! 

 

(In the mid 80s my dad got chatting to the guy who looked after away touring teams - it was the same bloke every year, regardless who the tourists were - and he sorted me out each summer with 'graphs and stuff and meeting players in return for carrying some kit here and there. Lovely fella, exchanged xmas cards for many years after.)

 

Sorry mate, it was more than 30 years ago and I'd forgotten it was all down to you!

 

I've made a career of piggy backing off other peoples network/contacts and passing it off as my own work 

 

Edited 2 October 2020 by Izzy

[Blarmy]

Shook Liam Gallaghers hand and told him to “keep up the good work”.

 

Relocated my own finger. 
 

Kicked a football at DJ Sonique and made the music stop in a club.

 

Crashed a Ski-doo. 
 

Flown a plane.
 

 

[UpTheLeagueFox]

10 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Nice to know your memorable eh? 

We were in the same classes at school for two years !!!!!!!

 

9 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Sorry mate, it was more than 30 years ago and I'd forgotten it was all down to you!

I've made a career of picky backing off other peoples network/contacts and passing it off as my own work 

Me too !!

[Brizzle Fox]

Played golf with Lee Westwood.