I'm A Celebrity... 2020

[Parafox]

Will you be watching? How will it fare by not being in the "jungle"?

[Izzy]

8 minutes ago, Parafox said:

Will you be watching? 

I'd rather stick rusty pins in my bell end

[Parafox]

Just now, Izzy said:

I'd rather stick rusty pins in my bell end

You need to get in touch with the poster who offered you a nice weekend with lots of tissues 

[Izzy]

Just now, Parafox said:

You need to get in touch with the poster who offered you a nice weekend with lots of tissues 

That's my man @Jattdogg

 

He sticks rusty pins in his bell end for fun while watching porn hub 

[Parafox]

1 minute ago, Izzy said:

That's my man @Jattdogg

 

He sticks rusty pins in his bell end for fun while watching porn hub 

I think I've seen that clip. Or was it the one where the guy pushes ants up his urethra 

Edited 15 November 2020 by Parafox

[Stinkenzo]

I didn't expect this to be about insects and snakes, I thought they'd just go in a different direction with it. Seems a bit weird

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

8 minutes ago, Walkers said:

I didn't expect this to be about insects and snakes, I thought they'd just go in a different direction with it. Seems a bit weird

They’ll soon be out worrying the sheep.

[Jattdogg]

59 minutes ago, Izzy said:

That's my man @Jattdogg

 

He sticks rusty pins in his bell end for fun while watching porn hub 

It's what real men do.

[Zear0]

Is that Victoria Derbyshire or Margaret McPoyle?

[kingcarr21]

Love I'm a Celeb. Think this year will still be good even without a jungle. Too early to call who will win as hunger hasn't set in yet. Shane Richie is his usual witty self and i'm sure is an early favorite but I always hold until I see how they react to things when they are hungry before deciding who I think will win.

 

I cant imagine Mo Farah ever getting angry so will be interesting to see how he does

[Parafox]

It was better than I expected tbf. At least there's no irritating Americans this year. Having said that, there's no real stand-out characters either except maybe Shane Ritchie so far.

[Facecloth]

1 hour ago, Parafox said:

It was better than I expected tbf. At least there's no irritating Americans this year. Having said that, there's no real stand-out characters either except maybe Shane Ritchie so far.

There's no stand out character, apart from the one person who stands out as a character........

[RonnieTodger]

You are now in there with 15 moths

[Corky]

4 hours ago, Facecloth said:

There's no stand out character, apart from the one person who stands out as a character........

I hope he sings the really upbeat version of Fairytale of New York that he belted out on the EastEnders Christmas Party circa 2003 again.

 

IT WOZ CRISSMAS EVE BABE, GETTING PISSED, AN OLD BLOKE SAID TO ME OI OI YOU WON'T SEE NEXT CRISSMAS MATE!

[Parafox]

6 hours ago, Facecloth said:

There's no stand out character, apart from the one person who stands out as a character........

Erm, yes, Obviously. So far none really do. What's your point?

[Wymsey]

Reckon Mo will win it.

[Leicesterpool]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe anyone black as won the show? about time I think go Mo!

[Otis]

1 hour ago, Leicesterpool said:

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't believe anyone black as won the show? about time I think go Mo!

Explain?

[Fox92]

Jordan not wanting to do the trial.

 

Shane: “come on, think of Turf Moor”  

[Pliskin]

If turf Moore is a happy place then I must already be in heaven 😂

[Nuneatonfox in Manchester]

Couldn’t think of a less happy place than Turf moor hahahaha 

[Rain King]

1 minute ago, Nuneatonfox in Manchester said:

Couldn’t think of a less happy place than Turf moor hahahaha 

Dunno, loved it when Big Wes nodded in a 90th minute winner after playing with 10 men for 85 minutes.

 

[Pliskin]

Could you imagine having Sean Dyche’s voice in your head whilst doing that...... “If I can keep this shower of shite up with no pound notes you can do this”

[kingfox]

Rather be put in a box with Snakes than visit Turf Moor

[Spudulike]

Holly Arnold MBE