2021 Deathlist

[urban.spaceman]

That time of year again...

 

1. Bernard Cribbins
2. Pele
3. Rudy Giuliani 
4. Maggie Smith
5. Ivana Trump

 

Also, something different this year, considering how absolutely ****ing mental 2020, was pick 5 events (nature/politics/sports/entertainment/etc) that could conceivably happen next year:

 

2021 Bingo

1. UK general election announced.
2. The Mayans were right about the world ending, but got the wrong year because they were dyslexic.
3. Vardy scores the winner in the Euro 2021 final.
4. Ricky Gervais wins Strictly.
5. Aliens.

 

(Unfortunately Black Hitler is already taken.)

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Attenborough

the Queen

Philip days later

Samuel L Jackson

John Major 

[TiffToff88]

One for the older folks in here but I'm going for a M*A*S*H Acca...

 

1. Alan Alda

2. Mike Farrell

3. Loretta Swit

4. Jamie Farr

5. Gary Burghoff

 

2021 Bingo:

1. Arsene Wenger to manage Arsenal again

2. Elvis found alive

3. Disney to announce another 7 Star Wars spin-offs

4. A Catdog to be created in a lab

5. Leicester will replace Arsenal in the Media "Big 6" - (well I had to add at least one silly one!)

[winteriscoming]

Bobby Charlton 

Jimmy Carter 

Prunella Scales 

Ron Atkinson 

Ricky Tomlinson 

[tom27111]

Jimmy Greaves

Bob Dole

Ghislane Maxwell

Leslie Phillips 

Murray Walker

[Facecloth]

Donald Trump

Betty White

Angela Lansbury

Tony Bennett

Dick van Dyke

 

Under 40 bonus - Rob Burrows and Tom Parker of the Wanted.

 

Edited 30 December 2020 by Facecloth

[Wymsey]

Paul Gascoigne

Ozzy Osbourne

Sheila Reid

Keith Vaz

Michael Schumache

 

Under 40:

Matt Hempson (ex-Leicester Tigers player)

Edited 30 December 2020 by Wymsey

[StanSP]

1. Michael Douglas
2. Raul Castro
3. Prince Charles
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Buzz Aldrin

[Alf Bentley]

1. Vladimir Putin (Novichok revenge poisoning perpetrated by Navalny)

2. Joe Biden (Covid)

3. Boris Johnson (Carrie beats him to death with her stiletto in Downing St, after discovering his affair with Marine LePen)

4. Kim Jong-Un (Anorexia)

5. Emmanuel Macron (food poisoning from imported British scallops)

.....I'm going big names, big irony (but want double points if they all die in a terrorist attack at a global summit)

 

Bingo:

1. Horrific Richard Branson space tragedy

2. Boris Johnson revealed to have fathered Theresa Villers love child

3. UK applies to rejoin EU

4. Ricky Gervais scores winner in Euro 2021 final

5. Alien wins Strictly

[General Smuts]

1. Olivia Newton John

2. Tom Smith (Rugby)

3. Leon Spinks

4. June Spencer (The Archers)

5. George Alagiah

 

Under 40 Bonus - 6ix9ine

[Strokes]

1 Sir Alex Ferguson 

2 Michael Parkinson

3 Bill Cosby

4 Billy Connolly 

5 Michael J Fox

 

[yorkie1999]

Prince Phillip

keith Richards

Yoko Ono 

Paul McCartney 

ron Jeremy 

 

[One Arm Babba]

1. Boris Johnson’s dad
2. Vince McMahon
3. Bill Cosby
4. Gary Glitter
5. Connor McGregor

 

[tom27111]

12 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

Prince Phillip

keith Richards

Yoko Ono 

Paul McCartney 

ron Jeremy 

 

Mods, have a word.

 

Keith Richards will never die.

 

Plus Prince Phillip has already been chosen 

[tom27111]

4 hours ago, TiffToff88 said:

One for the older folks in here but I'm going for a M*A*S*H Acca...

 

1. Alan Alda

2. Mike Farrell

3. Loretta Swit

4. Jamie Farr

5. Gary Burghoff

 

2021 Bingo:

1. Arsene Wenger to manage Arsenal again

2. Elvis found alive

3. Disney to announce another 7 Star Wars spin-offs

4. A Catdog to be created in a lab

5. Leicester will replace Arsenal in the Media "Big 6" - (well I had to add at least one silly one!)

Love a bit of MASH on the Sony Channel at about 1am!

 

I now get Jeff Stelling's 'Hotlips Houlihan' joke 

[Royston.]

Clint Eastwood

Cindi Lauper

Ray Wilson (fisherman) (could already be dead, I'll check and edit if needed)

Tommy Lee Jones

Claudio Ranieri

 

Under 40 bonus: mbappe (football)

[StanSP]

11 hours ago, StanSP said:

1. Michael Douglas
2. Raul Castro
3. Prince Charles
4. Clint Eastwood
5. Buzz Aldrin

 

2 hours ago, Royston. said:

Clint Eastwood

Cindi Lauper

Ray Wilson (fisherman) (could already be dead, I'll check and edit if needed)

Tommy Lee Jones

Claudio Ranieri

 

Under 40 bonus: mbappe (football)

GET OUTTA HERE, PUNK 

[BirminghamFox]

1. John McEnroe

2. Angela Lansbury

3. Sidney Poitier

4. Tony Bennett

5. Jane Fonda

 

Under 40 Bonus: Lady Gaga

Edited 30 December 2020 by BirminghamFox

[sdb]

Not sure how these things work, so I'll go:

 

Boris Johnson

Pritti Patel

Michael Gove

Matt Hancock

Gavin Williamson 

[Alf Bentley]

8 minutes ago, BirminghamFox said:

1. Dick Van Dyke

2. Angela Lansbury

3. Sidney Poitier

4. Tony Bennett

5. Jane Fonda

 

Under 40 Bonus: Lady Gaga

 

4 minutes ago, sdb said:

Not sure how these things work, so I'll go:

 

Boris Johnson

Pritti Patel

Michael Gove

Matt Hancock

Gavin Williamson 

 

Dick and bigger dick already taken, I'm afraid! 

[sdb]

1 minute ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

 

Dick and bigger dick already taken, I'm afraid! 

No problem. I forgot Reece-Mogg anyway. Fingers crossed.

[surrifox]

2nd attempt (with reduced plagiarism )

1.Tom Jones

2. Henry Kissinger

3.Rose West

4. Stevie Wonder

5. Ted Dexter 

Edited 30 December 2020 by surrifox

[Izzy]

49 minutes ago, sdb said:

Not sure how these things work, so I'll go:

 

Boris Johnson

Pritti Patel

Michael Gove

Matt Hancock

Gavin Williamson 

It’s who you think will die, not a wish list 

[Nalis]

Doubt any of these are taken, hope I'm wrong on all account of course, particularly the last one:

 

John Suchet

David Suchet

Hugh Fraser

Struan Rodger

Garrick Hagon

 

Under 40 - Jesy from Little Mix

[kingcarr21]

1. Johnny Depp

2. David Jason

3. Rupert Murdoch

4. Tina Turner

5. Prince Andrew

 

Under 40. Jake Paul

 

 

Edited 30 December 2020 by kingcarr21