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Census 2021 - Make Vardyism your religion

By Nalis, in Leicester City Forum

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foxfanazer

foxfanazer

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I can't imagine supporting a Vardyless Leicester anymore. Gonna be a sad day when he calls it quits but hope the fans always recognise him as the best we've ever had

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AllGoneTitsSchlupp

AllGoneTitsSchlupp

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32 minutes ago, peach0000 said:

This reminds me of a story I read (maybe on here) at the end of the great escape season where someone persuaded their employer that he followed the religion of Cambiasso and had to have time off for a religious holiday lol

 

edit: found it https://www.90min.com/posts/2067512-leicester-fan-requests-time-off-work-to-celebrate-religion-of-cambiasso-and-nearly-pulls-it-off

haha, I remember that. albrighton being the light of a hundred years was pretty good 

 

does anyone know why he disappeared off twitter ? used to post some funny stuff

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SecretPro

SecretPro

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I stand by this post. It is the gospel.

 

When Vardy returned from the Soar River, the power of Vichai was with him, and the Spirit led him into the stadium.  For forty days Vardy was tested by Puel, and during that time he went without scoring.  When it was all over, he was hungry.

Puel said to Vardy, "If you are Leicesters Son, tell this stone to turn into WKD Blue."

Vardy answered, "The Scriptures say, 'No one can live only on WKD.'"

Then Puel led Vardy up to a high place and quickly showed him all the nations on earth.  Puel said, "I will give all this power and glory to you.  It has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to.  Just worship me, and you can have it all."

Vardy answered, "The Scriptures say: 'Worship the Lord Vichai and serve only him!' "

Finally, Puel took Vardy to Manchester and had him stand on top of the Stretford End.  Puel said, "If you are Leicesters Son, jump off.  The Scriptures say: 'Vichai will tell his Budhas to take care of you.  They will catch you in their arms, and you will score with your feet on the turf.' "

Vardy answered, "The Scriptures also say, 'Don't try to test the Lord Vichai!' "

After Puel had finished testing Vardy in every way possible, he left the club and all was well.

                                                                                         Luke Thomas 4:1-13

Edited by SecretPro
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ozvaldo

ozvaldo

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The response to the psalm is:

By you, O Vard, Score our goal.


Your ways, O Vard, make known to me;
teach me your skittle vodka recipe.
Guide me in your truth as you score 3,
for you are God my savior to me. 
 

R: By you, O Vard, Score our goal.

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OntarioFox

OntarioFox

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Apparently you only need something like 2,500 people to respond for it to show up in the official charts. Do it. :ph34r:

Alf Bentley

Alf Bentley

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13 hours ago, Fightforever said:

FFS I just submitted mine. I actually would have done it as well.

 

Are you joking? Is it even possible to submit it early?

 

I thought you had to submit it on or soon after 21st March to provide details as of that date?

 

A lot might have changed by 21st March.

You might have been appointed as butler to the Great God Vardy, moved into his mansion, started a relationship with Rebekah, kicked Jamie out, taken his place in the team and OD-ed on vodka and charlie. :dunno: 

Fightforever

Fightforever

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15 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

Are you joking? Is it even possible to submit it early?

 

I thought you had to submit it on or soon after 21st March to provide details as of that date?

 

A lot might have changed by 21st March.

You might have been appointed as butler to the Great God Vardy, moved into his mansion, started a relationship with Rebekah, kicked Jamie out, taken his place in the team and OD-ed on vodka and charlie. :dunno: 

I got the letter yesterday and did it online. I have no idea if I can change it now.

dynamark

dynamark

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I had the cencus come today and an invite to participate in a random invite Covid survey as well .Seems I am finally in demand as a govt guinea pig..The covid thing is a test kit  sent to you and courier collects to see if you have it or not,Maybe they will send me into space next to see if I can survive !

Back to footy best team out tonight from the ko and give Under at least 30 minutes if we need 

Alf Bentley

Alf Bentley

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Just now, Fightforever said:

I got the letter yesterday and did it online. I have no idea if I can change it now.

 

I'm amazed their system is set up to allow submissions before the due date. If lots of people do it early, a few of them will have dropped dead by 21st March.....hopefully not you! :D

 

More importantly, their official data will now serious underestimate the importance of Vardyism.

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VLC86

VLC86

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5 hours ago, dynamark said:

I had the cencus come today and an invite to participate in a random invite Covid survey as well .Seems I am finally in demand as a govt guinea pig..The covid thing is a test kit  sent to you and courier collects to see if you have it or not,Maybe they will send me into space next to see if I can survive !

Back to footy best team out tonight from the ko and give Under at least 30 minutes if we need 

Don’t do the Covid test, I had one of these a while back and some little kid knocked on my door shouting “daddy”. Avoid

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