Deathlist 2022

[keithweller]

Elton John

Phil Collins

Warren Beatty

Georgie Fame

Leslie Caron

 

U-40: Lewis Hamilton

 

[Sly]

25 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Sorry, I beat you to Betty White.

Bloody Ell @Facecloth!! 
 

1. Tina Turner

2. Bob Barker

3. Jimmy Carter

4. Emperor Akitiho

5. Henry Kissinger

 

Under 40

 

Demi Lovato

[StanSP]

5 hours ago, Alf Bentley said:

Boris Johnson (chokes on a cocktail sausage while pulling a cracker at a Xmas party)

Jeremy Corbyn (Mossad assassination)

Piers Corbyn (Covid)

Joey Barton (beaten to death with a thesaurus)

Prince Andrew (salmonella outbreak at Woking Pizza Express)

 

U40: Harry Maguire (hit by a slab falling off a rapidly turning oil tanker while Harry is surfing in the Channel)

 

5 hours ago, urban.spaceman said:

Jack Nicholson

Joe Biden

Ghislaine Maxwell

Judi Dench

Pam St Clement

 

Under 40:

Shia LaBeouf

 

2022 Bonus:

Leicester will win the FA Cup again AND the UECL.

General election; Labour win.

Another brazen Super League attempt; the authorities do nothing again.

 

 

57 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

 

You've both got a couple of repeats. Prince Andrew and Bobby Charlton have already been picked, by other FT posters not the Grim Reaper.

 

55 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

****’s sake @Alf Bentley!! You must have been seconds ahead. 

It was about 14 minutes  

[Wymsey]

Michael Barrymore

Paul Gascoigne

Bruce Jones (Les Battersby in Coronation Street)

David Dickinson

Sharon Osbourne

 

Under-40:

David Brooks (footballer)

[urban.spaceman]

2 hours ago, StanSP said:

It was about 14 minutes  

I was thinking really hard about my choices  

[chrisfox]

Shirley Ballas
Don Johnson
Alec Baldwin
Susan Boyle
Dave Lee Travis
Corey Feldman

 

Under 40
James Franco

Edited 28 December 2021 by chrisfox

[Mike Oxlong]

New Year is really  shit or champagne for celebs. You either pick up a gong from Liz at the palace or find you’ve been nominated in this thread 

[Facecloth]

7 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

New Year is really  shit or champagne for celebs. You either pick up a gong from Liz at the palace or find you’ve been nominated in this thread 

If you're lucky you get both.

[Mike Oxlong]

22 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

If you're lucky you get both.

Not sure that definition of lucky is what Daft Punk and Pharrell had in mind when writing the lyrics to their 2013 pop classic 

Edited 29 December 2021 by Mike Oxlong

[Hollism]

Peter Drury

Paul McGann

Michael Gambon

Carole Middleton (Kate’s mum)

Michael Whitehall

 

Under 40:

Jin from BTS

[st albans fox]

What a weird place FT is ……….

[SystonFox]

14 minutes ago, st albans fox said:

What a weird place FT is ……….

been going years r kid and it isn't exclusive to this forum the concept either

[General Smuts]

Uncharacteristically slow year for me in 2021. Only 1 to replace from last year.

 

1. Olivia Newton John

2. Tom Smith (Rugby)

3. Shannen Doherty

4. June Spencer (The Archers)

5. George Alagiah

 

Under 40 Bonus - 6ix9ine

[Scotch]

Ghislaine Maxwell. 

[StanSP]

On 28/12/2021 at 12:21, Facecloth said:

The Queen

David Attenborough

Betty White

Angela Lansbury

Dick Van Dyke

 

Under 40

Tom Parker from The Wanted

Time to pick again buddy! Betty White just checked out for 2021.

[moore_94]

On 28/12/2021 at 12:21, Facecloth said:

The Queen

David Attenborough

Betty White

Angela Lansbury

Dick Van Dyke

 

Under 40

Tom Parker from The Wanted

Might need to make a change...

[Facecloth]

10 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Time to pick again buddy! Betty White just checked out for 2021.

Damn it.

[StanSP]

Just now, Facecloth said:

Damn it.

Yep, I reckon she feels quite sad about it too

[Facecloth]

Just now, StanSP said:

Yep, I reckon she feels quite sad about it too

Probably. I forgot she was on my 2021 list anyway.

 

I'll change to Robert Redford.

[Fox92]

On 28/12/2021 at 19:00, keithweller said:

Elton John

Phil Collins

Warren Beatty

Georgie Fame

Leslie Caron

 

U-40: Lewis Hamilton

 

That thought makes me sad.

[blabyboy]

Frank Field MP

Nicko McBrain (iron maiden drummer)

Anna Ford (news presenter)

Keef Richards (the drugs finally give out and the Grim Reaper claims his prize)

George Cohen

 

U40 : Kesha (singer)

[Royston.]

On 28/12/2021 at 12:04, winteriscoming said:

Bobby Charlton 

Geoffrey Boycott 

Maggie Smith 

Robert Duvall

Ron Atkinson 

 

under 40 

Charlotte Church 

[Freeman's Wharfer]

Wayne Couzens

Alan Birchenall 

Stevie Wonder

Bobby Charlton

Michael Schumacher

 

Under 40: Carl Ikeme 

[fazzyfox]

Damn it, beaten by early starters, thought it would start today, Tarby, Attenborough, Pele and the Queen were my "dead" certs. Thought "Cribbins" but can't do it bless him.

Actually really dislike thinking this way but here goes:-

 

Michael Parkinson

Richard O'Sullivan (Actor)

Steve Haliwell (Actor - Zak off of Emmerdale) 

Sandy Gall (Newsreader)

Nichele Nicholls (Actress - Uhura in Star Trek)

 

Under 40, ?????

Lily Allen

 

God I hate this, what do I win, Miniature Gold Coffin?

 

 

 

 

Edited 1 January 2022 by fazzyfox
Added Pele to "Dead" certs

[fazzyfox]

On 28/12/2021 at 21:49, Wymsey said:

Michael Barrymore

Paul Gascoigne

Bruce Jones (Les Battersby in Coronation Street)

David Dickinson

Sharon Osbourne

 

Under-40:

David Brooks (footballer)

Can't get the picture out of my head that it will be a spray tan blocking his pores incident like the girl from Goldfinger!