Danny Ward

[It'sblueupnorth]

1 minute ago, ithuriel said:

I want a life size cut out of the cnut to put in my window when I'm out to scare the burglars away.

Burglars would have a field day, no chance he’s stopping them

[ARTY_FOX]

I dont think he's good enough for coalville town tbh. Why is he on the bench if other keepers are available? He's beyond awful. Stealing a living is thrown around too much but this guy really is. 

[Bazly]

A genuine gift that keeps giving. The opposition have to love seeing him on the pitch.

[jim5000]

Can we just terminate his contract now and put a 1kg bag of self raising flour in goal instead?

[Blue ROI]

Last Christmas playing after the game today.

 

Let's hope so.

[jim5000]

Just now, ARTY_FOX said:

I dont think he's good enough for coalville town tbh. Why is he on the bench if other keepers are available? He's beyond awful. Stealing a living is thrown around too much but this guy really is. 

He’s a millionaire through his goalkeeping prowess 

[BigGibbo]

1 minute ago, It'sblueupnorth said:

Absolutely no chance, the club were supposedly trying to get rid of him in the summer but couldn’t because he wasn’t willing to drop wages

Loan him to Wrexham and pay his wages to sit on their bench then.

 

Put him on gardening leave.

 

Anything but have him near the first team.

[Mike Oxlong]

To all you doubters I think I read he made a save 

[It'sblueupnorth]

1 minute ago, jim5000 said:

Can we just terminate his contract now and put a 1kg bag of self raising flour in goal instead?

The problem with that is rudkin would give the bag of flour a 60k a week 5 year contract after being much improved on Danny fraud

[Sol thewall Bamba]

I genuinely don't think he'll find a club when he eventually waddles out of Seagrave for the last time.

 

I wish nothing but the worst for him.

Edited 14 December 2024 by Sol thewall Bamba

[urban.spaceman]

When you read that Ward's contract finally expires at the end of this season but then you realise the utter twat who gave him a 4 year contract extension is still in the ****ing job.

 

[iancognito]

45 minutes ago, CrispinLA in Texas said:

Didn't he cost 12m....why?

Someone agreed to pay it.

[whetstonefox]

I’ll will be genuinely intrigued to see who , if anyone, signs him in the summer.

[funkyrobot]

Just watched Conrad pull off a great save at Nomads in a 2-1 win. I’d still have him in ahead of Ward every day of the week. 

[Matt]

Wonder if he'll get a testimonial.

[Mike1983]

£12.5m fee, £20k a week to start, then £50k a week for 4 years, followed by a £100m relegation. Surely, he’s got to be the costliest player in Premier League history?

[Guest Bilo]

3 minutes ago, Sol thewall Bamba said:

I genuinely don't think he'll find a club when he eventually waddles out of Seagrave for the last time.

 

I wish nothing but the worst for him.

Honestly, I think the same. His wages are far too high for his realistic level, which is probably League One or League Two. Maybe if Wrexham are really, really thick? 

[Paninistickers]

1 minute ago, whetstonefox said:

I’ll will be genuinely intrigued to see who , if anyone, signs him in the summer.

For couple of hundred a week, there will be a taker. 

[Craig]

12 minutes ago, ithuriel said:

I want a life size cut out of the cnut to put in my window when I'm out to scare the burglars away.

He'd just let them in

[It'sblueupnorth]

2 minutes ago, Bilo said:

Honestly, I think the same. His wages are far too high for his realistic level, which is probably League One or League Two. Maybe if Wrexham are really, really thick? 

I hate that people think Wrexham would take him, their current keeper is better than Ward and wouldn’t cost them 30 bags a week

[5waller5]

1 minute ago, Craig said:

He'd just let them in

And jump out of their way

[sylofox]

I was going to say he's a waste of a squad space. Then I thought about it. He's just a waste of space.

[Always Next Year]

How is he still at this club

[BillyFOX12]

Just now, Always Next Year said:

How is he still at this club

He's our No. 1.

[joeybside]

7 minutes ago, funkyrobot said:

Just watched Conrad pull off a great save at Nomads in a 2-1 win. I’d still have him in ahead of Ward every day of the week. 

Easy for Conrad he now nearly fills the goal