Oliver Skipp Confirmed

[Guest]

A paranormally shit footballer

[kingpowerout]

Honestly I have no idea if this guy has even one positive attribute that’s required for a modern day midfield player 

[Iwebema]

I know we all used to joke about Ndidi being older than claimed. But this guy has to be in his 40s. He cant run, pass, tackle, head, jump and has the footballing brain of Soumare

[st albans fox]

Something isn’t right here

 

he wasn’t that bad at spurs 

 

We know he put a decent shift in when he was at Norwich in this league 

 

[OadbyBlue]

£25 million pounds.

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

Who scouted him? It’s mind boggling that we thought 

1. It was a good idea to sign him

2. That we pay 20 million for him

 

truly mind boggling 

[Cincinnati Fox]

I think he been told he cost 25m. He has to play to make rudkin not look as stupid.

[smudger63]

He's a pile of poo! 

[lcfc sheff]

I think my Nan would offer more bite in midfield 

[Danny280995]

Cut our losses a sell him for 75 % less than we paid for him...he's wank😆

Edited 23 August 2025 by Danny280995

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Oliver Skipp's Leicester career in numbers

Goals 0

Tackles made 0

Assists 0

Hairs 0 

[Noahfence]

Someone is wrong with him. I’m convinced he isn’t just this bad. He can’t be. 

[UniFox21]

Has to be the sub coming on at most 

[moore_94]

Loan him out, even if for a minimal loan fee / wages covered

 

It is pointless having him in our squad so we should try and save even a minimal amount

[Lambert09]

Bloody annoying how shite he is, isn’t it? 
 

can marti just sit him down and get him to take a hike

[cruzFOX]

We need a refund from spuds. This has to have been a joke sale and we fell for it like the mugs we are. Does he even have a youtube highlights reel?

[STUHILL]

I am past being shocked or trying to figure out why he is so stinking bad. 

He just is. He needs to be moved out on loan, even if we are covering 50% of his wages. 

We could find a much better player at this level on a fraction of what we are paying him.

It if far from ideal, but we cannot just stand still and not address this now.

[honeybradger]

He might be a write off sadly. Says it all when the only way to justify his ability is that he had a good loan 5 years ago.

[RizLCFC]

Shocking footballer. Makes me feel ill watching him try to do anything. Steve f*****g Cooper! 

Edited 23 August 2025 by RizLCFC

[Jimmy]

I thought he had a bog standard solid performance, nothing spectacular but you don't expect that from his role he's there to do a defensive role and recycle the ball when needed

[honeybradger]

Just now, Jimmy said:

I thought he had a bog standard solid performance, nothing spectacular but you don't expect that from his role he's there to do a defensive role and recycle the ball when needed

0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 blocks today. 

[Jimmy]

2 minutes ago, honeybradger said:

0 tackles, 0 interceptions, 0 blocks today. 

yes but I bet you didn't notice that when ever a midfielder was coving a defender who was out of position it was Skipp, not everything players do that's important shows up in stats

[Paninistickers]

I'd consider myself right down the bottom of any happy clapper list, but the lad needs a hand from us supporters. As does Daka..

 

It's painful to see a player so shot of confidence. 

 

He's ours and at least for this season,. he'll have to play a part. He's better than what we are seeing. I've seen him for Spurs and he was perfectly ok. It'd be nice if the crowd (and this message board) got behind him and cut him some slack as he tries to rebuild his confidence. Ditto Daka. 

[izzymuzzet]

A theory: he has undiagnosed Lyme Disease.

[VLC86]

2 minutes ago, izzymuzzet said:

A theory: he has undiagnosed Lyme Disease.

Might be narcolepsy.