Caption this! Ruud Edition!

[Sly]

[adejo92]

Theres the exit Wout

[ScotFox1]

Shut it Rudkin!

[SkidsFox]

The opposition goalmouth - where you should be shooting at - is in THAT DIRECTION !!!!

[JimJams]

"And boom, double 12, I've 9 dartered Van Gerwen for the 5th time this week. I'm fxxking ace me!"

[urban.spaceman]

8 minutes ago, Sly said:

Ruud van Nistelrooy puts Tottenham's latest triumph in their trophy cabinet.

[urban.spaceman]

10 minutes ago, Sly said:

If you press the audience button at the top on your instagram stories you can select the audience for your posts which makes it easier to catch people out if they're selling your fake stories to The Sun.

[Vacamion]

 

PULL MY FINGER

[Great Boos Up]

Err, I meant how many wingers did Susan say she could budget for.

[whoareyaaa]

20 minutes ago, Sly said:

Bullseye

[AjcW]

31 minutes ago, Sly said:

"3... BOX... 3... IT IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND!!!"

[wardyfox86]

35 minutes ago, Sly said:

"... OK Wout, I have a special role for you now. Be a doll and go fetch my Jumpers from the cleaners.

 

But carry them like this otherwise you drag them all over the floor"

[CrazyKopCorner]

43 minutes ago, Sly said:

Turn left on to the A46 and FO - insert your own dosser e.g Faes, Soumare, Dawson, Rudkin 

[ALC Fox]

50 minutes ago, Sly said:

"So it's one hand on your hip, good, then your other arm out like this. I'm a little teapot, short and... Bobby, why on earth are you using your leg?!"

[Gravel]

".. and with mt Darth Vader death grip I lifted him off the floor like this"

[RYM]

1 hour ago, Sly said:

…..naked sooty 

[ElusiveEd]

And this is how you tell if it's in calf. 

[Carter The Boss]

"And this one is a crocodile shadow... this one is a duck...."

[Stadt]

Hello there, it's me Captain Stefan Van Der Hassgracht of de Amsterdam Poliche again and this is my partner, and also very happy to shay my lover Ronald

[Safe Hands]

One in the pink…two in the stink 

[LVFox]

1 hour ago, Sly said:

Ruud suffers first setback as he finds out Saturday Night Fever dance routine will not be allowed at a Tuesday evening game

[Stuntman_Mike]

1 hour ago, Sly said:

''who let that fcuking newt back in?!''

[adam1]

2 hours ago, Sly said:

You tell that cnt Maddison, THIS is how you throw darts.

[fazzyfox]

"Oh I love your English TV. There was thish guy Rod Hull, he went like thish and Parkinshon he fell over the shofa, it was sho funny guysh."

 

"Boss what about our defensive formation though, what do you want us to do?"

 

"And I should have shaid, there was an Emu on his arm, sho funny" 

 

"You want us to peck and wrestle with West Ham? Is that the plan boss?"

[RYM]

2 hours ago, Sly said:

Snood Van Nistelrooy