JV9 GOAT Collection

[iancognito]

53 minutes ago, bovril said:

can we please stop with the goat stuff

If there's one player you can actually lay this at its Vardy.

 

Not  convinced the club can pull off a decent range of clothing to  go with the title but the accolade is fine.

[PAULCFC]

Just re release the Fa Cup shirt with King power on the front and a re release of the 15/16 shirt.......job done.

[fox_favourite]

Should have done a fox rather than a goat

[tinpot_fox]

Just now, fox_favourite said:

Should have done a fox rather than a goat

A gox or a foat? 

[fox_favourite]

8 minutes ago, tinpot_fox said:

A gox or a foat? 

 

[jonthefox]

1 hour ago, bovril said:

can we please stop with the goat stuff

We're not doing a ewe turn now. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

One day my daughter will come down the aisle in her Fruit of the Loom wedding dress emblazoned with JV9 GOAT. I'll be crying happy tears

[Unabomber]

Ffs I’d just finished my Christmas shopping for the wife 

[RowlattsFox]

Don't mind the recognition but this goat shite definitely boils my piss. 

 

Celebrate him for who he is, not some social media driven craze. 

Although I'm sure he had some say in this. 

[Unabomber]

4 minutes ago, RowlattsFox said:

Don't mind the recognition but this goat shite definitely boils my piss. 

 

Celebrate him for who he is, not some social media driven craze. 

Although I'm sure he had some say in this. 

He loves it. Was wearing a goat hat the other year. I think one of the reasons he stayed with us is because he likes being the main man and everyone knows it. 

[KingsX]

2 hours ago, bovril said:

can we please stop with the GOAT stuff

 

To be clear, this merch is actually brought to us by RV69 GOAT (Grossly Overdue Attorneys’ Tab).

 

Any connection to JV9 is strictly marital and brought on by financial and legal imprudence which nobody wants to rehash here.

[coolhandfox]

Be a decent logo without a goat coming out of the back of his head.

[coolhandfox]

2 hours ago, PAULCFC said:

Just re release the Fa Cup shirt with King power on the front and a re release of the 15/16 shirt.......job done.

Why give the people what they want, when we can try and flog them some tosh.

[Heskey2011]

4 hours ago, Stevosevic said:

Coming this week

 

 

 

If you really squint at the image it transforms into a vase and then a vagina 

[Guest Lako42]

The Rebekah Vardy legal fund range 

 

 

Come plebs, pay for my ****wittery

[Stadt]

Like always if the club ran this by the actual

fans who work for them, they’d get the necessary veto.I know for a fact there’s at least one very sound bloke employed by this them.

 

They probably outsource all of this merch including the design which is why it just doesn’t land.

[Foxes_Trust]

5 hours ago, RYM said:

Our retail strategy seems to be based around throwing enough shite at a wall and hoping something will stick.

 

why aren’t the club charging fans to meet him when they charge kids at the other events. 

Because the club listened to the feedback at the FCC working groups about the recent charge

[Corky]

Jamie Vardy, your merch is a goat.

[AyewJoking]

Lets pay tribute to our greatest ever with a clothes range which no fukker asked for and we can charge Top dollar for it too.

[UniFox21]

When you read the article, you can queue up for a picture, just autographs aren't allowed as they'd take too long 

[PAULCFC]

4 hours ago, PAULCFC said:

Just re release the Fa Cup shirt with King power on the front and a re release of the 15/16 shirt.......job done.

Sorry for quoting myself.....but the club are missing such a money spiner.....2015/16 with Vardy 9 on the back and the Purple with Tillemans 8 would be printing money.......i'm sure Puma And Adidas would take a cut of that!

[Daggers]

4 hours ago, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

One day my daughter will come down the aisle in her Fruit of the Loom wedding dress emblazoned with JV9 GOAT. I'll be crying happy tears

And then you look over at her husband to be. 
 

And he’s me. 
 

90yr old, 278lbs, barely sentient me. 
 

And I’m holding eye contact with you, dribbling, winking. 
 

And you gag. 
 

And I laugh. Not a coherent laugh. A stuttering, gargled, pained laugh, causing saliva to seep down my chin and onto my shoes. 
 

And we share that gaze. 
 

And we both know I won. 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

8 minutes ago, Daggers said:

And then you look over at her husband to be. 
 

And he’s me. 
 

90yr old, 278lbs, barely sentient me. 
 

And I’m holding eye contact with you, dribbling, winking. 
 

And you gag. 
 

And I laugh. Not a coherent laugh. A stuttering, gargled, pained laugh, causing saliva to seep down my chin and onto my shoes. 
 

And we share that gaze. 
 

And we both know I won. 

What the goddam heck yall

Edited 13 December 2024 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Samilktray]

Can’t wait to wear some of this down the kp with my trusty super dry coat that the missus bought me 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

13 minutes ago, Samilktray said:

Can’t wait to wear some of this down the kp with my trusty super dry coat that the missus bought me 

 

Superdry 5 zip and saggy beanie, show me a more elite fit