Things You Shouldn't Enjoy But You Do.

[Parafox]

Scraping the detritus from under my nails with a cocktail stick.

 

I don't get many these days but, squeezing a particularly creamy zit and managing to splat the bathroom mirror.

 

 

[HighPeakFox]

Eating mince pies and sprouts at the same time.

[spacemunky]

Being at this forum 

[SkidsFox]

having a coffee in an expensive chain bar. The coffee is rarely better than elsewhere, and the prices are horrendous, but it gets me out of the house and able to relax, take in the scenery (not talking shrubbery) If lucky there'll be some decent music playing, particularly in Joe&theJuice.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Needing a shit but holding off for a bit 

[bovril]

I think we've reached peak "Things You...."

[bovril]

Grew up in a religious family so the list is quite long. 

[Samilktray]

Call me a deviant but I like the smell of my own earwax 

[Mike Oxlong]

Farting in the bath. It just isn't the same in the shower 

[Daggers]

The smell of MTWG’s shits while I’m lying in the bath after he’s eaten sprouts from an expensive coffee chain. 

[SeCrEt FoX]

4 minutes ago, Daggers said:

The smell of MTWG’s shits while I’m lying in the bath after he’s eaten sprouts from an expensive coffee chain. 

I also get a whiff of mince pie 🤔 

[Daggers]

2 minutes ago, SeCrEt FoX said:

I also get a whiff of mince pie 🤔 

As I use the creamy zit splat as lube. 

[davieG]

@Markwill be enjoying that this forum that he set up 20 years ago has finally achieved his long desired target of the stinkiest thread in the Guinness Book of Records. 
 

He’s a little embarrassed for enjoying it. 
 

 

[Lako42]

Running the other halves detangling brush through my shit beard

[jonthefox]

Going to the football

[Nick]

Watching all the seasons of the The West Wing from the very beginning for what must be well over ten times.

[Unabomber]

Watching Gregg Wallace on masterchef the professionals.

[Silebyfox_89]

Pulling my socks off and rubbing my feet on the carpet 😌 

[Voll Blau]

England getting beaten by an underdog opponent in any sport.

[bovril]

42 minutes ago, Voll Blau said:

England getting beaten by an underdog opponent in any sport.

Depends who it is. If it's Scotland or Wales then absolutely not. I'd add Croatia to that list but they're not really an underdog. Otherwise I generally agree.

[ozleicester]

Seeing CEO'S getting.........










.....worried about their behaviour

[PAULCFC]

After having had an accident.....cut etc.......picking the scab!

[Voll Blau]

8 hours ago, bovril said:

Depends who it is. If it's Scotland or Wales then absolutely not. I'd add Croatia to that list but they're not really an underdog. Otherwise I generally agree.

Fair caveats.

[HighPeakFox]

A 24 hour ban when Danny Ward is in nets. 

[Wymsey]

1 hour ago, HighPeakFox said:

A 24 hour ban when Danny Ward is in nets. 

What did you say?