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The joke thread

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Alf Bentley

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17 hours ago, boots60 said:

I said to Mrs Boots what would you like for Xmas? 

Something with diamonds she replied.

I got her a pack of cards.

 

17 hours ago, davieG said:

She said have a heart as she hit you with a club.:ph34r:

 

A woman like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. She needs to be spayed. :ph34r:

 

With his alleged attitude to women, perhaps Donald Trump could arrange it? 

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Countryfox

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An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over. He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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AKCJ

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A warning to all, be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people.

 

Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many beers and then went onto the shots .

Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I took a Bus home. Sure enough, I passed a Leicestershire Police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyser tests.

Because I was in a Bus they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a Double Decker before and I am not even sure where I got it from.

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On 12/20/2016 at 19:36, boots60 said:

I was in the supermarket today when a kiddie threw a block of cheddar at me. I said to him that's not very mature

 

I'll get me coat

 

8 hours ago, RobHawk said:

I was in the supermarket today when a kiddie threw a block of cheese at me. I said to him that's not very mature :ph34r:

That bloody echo in here again lol

 

By the way, I just ate a frozen apple........well hardcore..

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A Coventry school teacher asks his class: "Raise your hands if you support Coventry City"

 

The whole class raises their hands apart from one boy - Johnny

 

"What team do you support Johnny?" asks the teacher

 

"Leicester City, Sir" he replies

 

"Why do you support them?" the teacher asks

 

"Because my Mum and Dad are originally from there, and they both support Leicester, so I do too" 

 

"You don't have to copy your Mum and Dad you know Johnny. What if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a junkie?"

 

Johnny relies: "Well then I'd support Coventry like the rest of you lot"

 

 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

A Coventry school teacher asks his class: "Raise your hands if you support Coventry City"

 

The whole class raises their hands apart from one boy - Johnny

 

"What team do you support Johnny?" asks the teacher

 

"Leicester City, Sir" he replies

 

"Why do you support them?" the teacher asks

 

"Because my Mum and Dad are originally from there, and they both support Leicester, so I do too" 

 

"You don't have to copy your Mum and Dad you know Johnny. What if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a junkie?"

 

Johnny relies: "Well then I'd support Coventry like the rest of you lot"

 

 

 

 

lol

 

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31 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

A Coventry school teacher asks his class: "Raise your hands if you support Coventry City"

 

The whole class raises their hands apart from one boy - Johnny

 

"What team do you support Johnny?" asks the teacher

 

"Leicester City, Sir" he replies

 

"Why do you support them?" the teacher asks

 

"Because my Mum and Dad are originally from there, and they both support Leicester, so I do too" 

 

"You don't have to copy your Mum and Dad you know Johnny. What if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a junkie?"

 

Johnny relies: "Well then I'd support Coventry like the rest of you lot"

 

 

 

 

In your coventry slums.......

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