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The joke thread

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shen

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On 27/11/2020 at 20:56, Webbo said:

I went to the green grocers today and asked for a bag of potatoes.

 

He said "will you take King Edwards?"

 

I said "No, let him fetch his own".

That joke must've hit it's peak around 1936...

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Aus Fox

Aus Fox

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7 hours ago, UpTheLeagueFox said:

Been blocked on Twitter by Gary Barlow. Something I posted clearly offended him.

I hope he can forgive me because whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.

You just need to have a little patience, and evolve a little, it appears everything changes but you.

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Bob Weasel Fox

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I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for.

But what happens Christmas  morning? That fat ****er with a beard gets all the credit...

Still I suppose it's my own fault for marrying her!

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Mike Oxlong

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I was in the pharmacy waiting for my prescription when this pretty assistant started flirting with me .. So as I waited i couldn't help but ask , do you take it up the arse or do you swallow .. That was when she called the police .. You know to this day I still don't know what I’m supposed to do with my suppositories.

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The Fox Covert

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I was going to post the one about Boris Johnson and his Christmas cake but adam1 got in first.

So here is a different one.

There isn't a fake news thread on FT but the joke thread will do absolutely fine.

According to Healthbuzzline the IQs of the Trumps, often rumoured on social media, are (drumroll)

Donald Trump 156

Ivanka Trump 140

Barron Trump 146

Some people will believe anything!

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Jon the Hat

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24 minutes ago, The Fox Covert said:

I was going to post the one about Boris Johnson and his Christmas cake but adam1 got in first.

So here is a different one.

There isn't a fake news thread on FT but the joke thread will do absolutely fine.

According to Healthbuzzline the IQs of the Trumps, often rumoured on social media, are (drumroll)

Donald Trump 156

Ivanka Trump 140

Barron Trump 146

Some people will believe anything!

You leave Mr Stable Genius alone!

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