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As this year drawers to a close as terrible as it’s been I invite you to pause and consider.


Ten years from now you’ll pull on an old jacket, slip your hand into the pocket and find an old face mask, you’ll smile, chuckle and think just how strange 2020 was. Then you’ll shrug, pick up your machete and head back out into the wasteland, keeping to the shadows avoiding gangs of marauding cannibals...

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5 hours ago, Wolfox said:

As this year drawers to a close as terrible as it’s been I invite you to pause and consider.


Ten years from now you’ll pull on an old jacket, slip your hand into the pocket and find an old face mask, you’ll smile, chuckle and think just how strange 2020 was. Then you’ll shrug, pick up your machete and head back out into the wasteland, keeping to the shadows avoiding gangs of marauding cannibals...

As jokes go, it lacks a certain something ...  :unsure:

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21 hours ago, Ian Nacho said:

My grandad always said “locking your keys in your car was a lot like ending a pregnancy. If the coat hanger doesn’t work try the crowbar”. 

And neither would be a problem if you concentrated and didn’t let your mind wonder whilst you were inside.

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