How Was Your Day?

[Lovejoy]

Off to Wembley after work, the cheap tickets should compensate for having to sit through 90 minutes of the England team.

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Lovejoy said:

Off to Wembley after work, the cheap tickets should compensate for having to sit through 90 minutes of the England team.

 

Bizarre logic. 

 

Reminds me of my brother-in-law - working in China, he started smoking because (and I quote) "you can't afford not to at that price".

[Lovejoy]

Just now, Buce said:

 

Bizarre logic. 

 

Reminds me of my brother-in-law - working in China, he started smoking because (and I quote) "you can't afford not to at that price".

EE tickets for £20 and it's on my route home, albeit it the slow way . Also first chance in a fair while to have a beer with my best mate which is the main reason I'm going.

[Guest Kopfkino]

Went to see the Live at the Apollo Christmas special filmed yesterday. Katherine Ryan is officially the least funny human to ever exist, makes Sarah Millican seem like Tommy Cooper.

[Izzy]

10 minutes ago, KingGTF said:

Went to see the Live at the Apollo Christmas special filmed yesterday. Katherine Ryan is officially the least funny human to ever exist, makes Sarah Millican seem like Tommy Cooper.

Actually, I think you'll find it's a tie between @Buce and @Beliall as officially the least funny human to ever exist 

[Beliall]

6 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Actually, I think you'll find it's a tie between @Buce and @Beliall as officially the least funny human to ever exist 

[Beliall]

Andd furthermore, Katherine Ryan is quite funny, but only occasionaly, like @Izzy Muzzett

[Merging Cultures]

We are doing a planning workshop for our various stakeholders, this is third day. The room smells like feet.

[Countryfox]

On 3 September 2017 at 23:51, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

Can't wait til Adrien Silva and Gold is announced the handsome bugger

 

Errr ...    Hope you're not holding your breath .....       

[Innovindil]

Parents flew out to Vegas at 3am. Grandma fell over and banged her head at 9ish. Gg granny, gg. 

 

Now had to leave work and on my way to the hospital. Going to be a fun one. 

[Jon the Hat]

HR ****ed up my bonus calc.  Grrr.

[Buce]

10 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said:

HR ****ed up my bonus calc.  Grrr.

 

I guess you'll just have to get rid of one of the yachts. 

[Stadt]

Katherine Ryan is shit, agreed. Uses so many tired and low hanging fruit political jokes.

[Jon the Hat]

Just now, Buce said:

 

I guess you'll just have to get rid of one of the yachts. 

I already sold one of the cars!

[Milo]

I've just eaten about a third of a tin of condensed milk with a teaspoon and I now feel sick...no idea what possessed me, I haven't done that since I was about 8. 

[Countryfox]

23 minutes ago, Milo said:

I've just eaten about a third of a tin of condensed milk with a teaspoon and I now feel sick...no idea what possessed me, I haven't done that since I was about 8. 

 

You'll learn one day lad ...   

[Mike Oxlong]

3 hours ago, Jon the Hat said:

HR ****ed up my bonus calc.  Grrr.

I'm guessing they have food banks in Surrey

 

 

 

[Lovejoy]

Just been given a bollocking by my boss as I got tanked last night and made a few non-pc comments. I have no recollection of this whatsoever .

[Guest MattP]

Been a long long week and I'm now going to enjoy myself!

[Nick]

6 minutes ago, MattP said:

Been a long long week and I'm now going to enjoy myself!

 

Question Time and a moist cloth?

[Jon the Hat]

18 hours ago, Mike Oxlong said:

I'm guessing they have food banks in Surrey

 

 

 

I'm in West Sussex old man, do keep up.  Mind you we did have one of these when we moved in.  I wouldn't spend my money on one though!

 

In good news, bonus error now fixed, and in time for the payroll deadline.  Phew!

[StanSP]

Long week as well glad it finishes today! 

 

Did an eviction today. Got racially abused and was told to die in a hurricane or an earthquake 

 

Nearly laughed in her face tbh

[Countryfox]

2 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Long week as well glad it finishes today! 

 

Did an eviction today. Got racially abused and was told to die in a hurricane or an earthquake 

 

Nearly laughed in her face tbh

Racist ...   and makes light of the sh1t that's  happening in the Caribean !! ...   jeez ..    we need a new word to describe those type of people !

[StanSP]

Just now, Countryfox said:

Racist ...   and makes light of the sh1t that's  happening in the Caribean !! ...   jeez ..    we need a new word to describe those type of people !

Yep! Got told to go back to Syria, I'm a dirty Muslim taking over the streets and the councils, and to die in a flood on the street. 

 

Funny thing was she was calm at the start then all of a sudden flipped and had a fit of rage towards us all. 

[FoxInBlue]

5 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

Racist ...   and makes light of the sh1t that's  happening in the Caribean !! ...   jeez ..    we need a new word to describe those type of people !

 

Nah, I think c**t sums them up nicely enough.

Edited 8 September 2017 by FoxInBlue